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2019 AFCON: Nigeria Leaders React To Nigeria Vs South Africa Football Match by Kondomatic(m): 9:21am On Jun 11, 2017
South Africa defeated Nigeria at home yesterday.

Here are various reactions to the match.

Sports Minister denies that it ever sent a team to play the match. He says the evidence provided by South Africa is doctored. It challenges South Africa to produce "unequivocal evidence" and not merely claim it won the match.

Vanguard has supported Dalung's claim.

Femi Adesina claimed in fact that Nigeria won the match.

When Premium Times contacted Falana, he said that whilst Prima Facie there is no evidence that South Africa defeated Nigeria, if it did so, it was a gross violation of the rights of innocent Nigerians. He plans to go to International Human Rights Commission for getting this investigated.

Patrick has said it is an "exasperating farrago of distortions, misrepresentations & outright lies being broadcast by an unprincipled showman masquerading as a journalist". When the journalist tried to search for the meaning of Patrick's words, the computer crashed.

The minister of science and technology said that if truly Nigeria lost, it was probably due to "hacking of the computerized boots" that the this government provided to the players and asked for a rematch so that the players will wear normal boots.

Amechi has challenged anyone who has evidence that Nigeria lost to take it to Supreme Court at around 2 AM. In fact, he said that he is still waiting to transport the players to the stadium.

Jonathan was asked about the match. All he could say was, "The boys played well."

Wike said he would have to analyze the results and meditate before commenting. He is going to England for a month for the same purpose.

NFA Chairman when asked about the match first wanted to know how many players from Nigeria were in the winning team.

FKK said that the defeat is a proof that the people do not want APC government in 2019.

Fayose said that Nigeria lost because the players were not fed with kpomo.

A correspondent tried to contact Lauretta Onochie to know her reaction. She has since gone deaf, so we will never know her reaction.

Lai Mohammed when contacted said that this was a friendly match organized by APC government to boost the economy and provide jobs for the youths so it does not matter whether Nigeria emerged victorious or defeated.

He also said that all the goal attempts by Nigeria players count as goals in foreign countries, he then urged Nigerians to pray for Buhari and support this administration so that Mohammed Buhari will buy the technology installed in stadiums in foreign countries while coming back, something PDP couldn't do in the past 16 years.

Buhari could not be reached.

Lalasticlala a little laughter is good for your health.

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Re: 2019 AFCON: Nigeria Leaders React To Nigeria Vs South Africa Football Match by porozhniy(m): 12:06am On Jul 06, 2017
Lai no dey ever disappoint grin grin grin grin grin

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