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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by MichaelBlake40(m): 11:30am On Oct 23, 2017
krissconnect:
I'm back guys. So sorry I've been pregnant for 9 weeks, Nkechi got me pregnant. But I gave birth last night, so am back to update. Stay tuned guys, love ya all. kiss
Better be back and ready o
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 3:36pm On Oct 23, 2017
Episode 33


The 20 target incident led me to been promiscuous and committing so many frivolous act. I've been subjected to phuck girls of different bodily nature; fat and thin, tall and short, assful and assless, breastful and breastless, fair and dark. I would have a body count already if I was a female. And miraculously enough, I've not been caught in the act. Sometimes I just sit down and think about my promiscuous life, how I've been able to work my way through girls, phucking them up and down albeit the moral decadence mummy preached every morning. And hypocritically, I once preached about Pre marital sex and immoral life during morning devotion. Mum told me the previous day to prepare a topic which I would lecture the next morning, I didn't how I chose to talk about Immorality when I phucked Nkechi 2 days ago. That morning, I held my voice high, sounding so serious and defiant, fixed my eyes on Emeka in an attempt to capture a victim. At a time I was talking about young boys having sexual relationships, I had my whole eyes on Emeka which prompted Dad and Mum to stare at him suspiciously. I survived a scuffle with Emeka that morning when the devotion was over.

The many times I tried to change and walk away from my stupid challenge, I realise I would be hit with a new ass, an ass from no where, tempted beyond control, its either Nedu linked me up with a new girl or Nkechi comes dragging her trailer ass behind. I couldn't comfortably talk to God about repentance anymore, I had assumed God would never forgive me.
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The hall was Behind, perfectly decorated with multi coloured fabrics, with beautiful balloons hanging atop the ceiling and a bit above the congregations heads. The hall was in a celebration mood, the choir looking all beautiful in a blue shirt with white trousers and skirts respectively. I was wearing a pepper red suit with a white trousers and black tuxedo shoes. Lara, my bride was wearing a floral white wedding gown and in her hand was bunch of flowers. The wedding bells sounded melodiously as the choir sprang into life. I looked at Lara and whispered to her, "I love you", she smiled flirtatiously. The priest took the microphone and said " If you know or have anything that can stop the matrimonial union of these intending couple, you can come up the altar. After today, you keep whatever it is to yourself". The moment he said that, I was cut in between. I have broken a lot of hearts in the course of retaining my phuckboyShip and achieving my 20 target and I wondered if they were going to come back to haunt me. No! I repented since I fell inlove with Lara and that was a long time ago. For some seconds the hall went dead. I was tempted to look behind to see if anyone was coming to crucify, but I held myself. Then the next second, I heard the pew cracks followed by shuffles of legs, the congregation came alive as the shuffles became louder. I couldn't believe myself when I saw Sonia, Sandra, Nkechi, Clarabelle and Glory lineup matching towards the altar. I thought it was some sort of an arranged drama to be performed in the wedding, but I was left aghast when Sandra picked up the mic and blurted out, "He made me abort a baby I had...". The rest of the drama played out like a blurt scene in my head as on came Sonia, Nkechi, Clarabelle and Glory. I sank so low that sudden darkness engulfed me and I was roused from my sleep. Thank God it was all a dream, but the dream really spelt caution.
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2017
MichaelBlake40:

Better be back and ready o
update here bro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 3:38pm On Oct 23, 2017
Damibiz:
Damibiz is on it...
update ready bro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 3:40pm On Oct 23, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
Oga Kriss i no dey well but sha i manage read ur update.Wish me well and thumbs up.
Ready bro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by itsandi(m): 3:59pm On Oct 23, 2017
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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by nellaz(m): 5:53am On Oct 24, 2017
U beta add more updates b4 kriss up, nor b joke o welcum bak

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by phlimsy911: 7:30am On Oct 24, 2017
Oga kriss welcome but please we need more updates

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 7:53am On Oct 24, 2017
nellaz:
U beta add more updates b4 kriss up, nor b joke o welcum bak
Oryt bro. More updates soon
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 7:54am On Oct 24, 2017
phlimsy911:
Oga kriss welcome but please we need more updates
More updates soon bro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by MichaelBlake40(m): 8:28pm On Oct 30, 2017
Long time bro no update :'

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 4:40pm On Dec 08, 2017
Update soon guys
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 5:08pm On Dec 08, 2017
Episode 34


I got admission into the university of Nigeria Nsukka and it was such a glorious news to me when I received the news. I couldn't hold myself cos I could finally leave such a monotonous environment to a new environment I envisaged is gonna be exhilarating and full of experiences. My joy knew no bound when I learnt that Nedu was admitted into same university, this was our dream school and it all worked as planned.

On the day I had to start school, I bade my siblings goodbye; it wasn't an emotional scene at all cos I was so anxious of attaching myself to this new environs and getting to meet new friends, girls especially. I boarded a bus from aba to Enugu with Nedu. It was more of a rickety vehicle than a modernised one. I sat at the edge of the last seat with a light complexioned busty girl sitting beside Nedu. The girl wore a V neck top which revealed a favorable portion of her cleavage. Halfway through the journey, I watched in amusement as Nedu stole glances occasionally at the girl. His eyes searched her breast jealously during these occasions and I couldn't hold back my laugh. I knocked his head for him to know I was aware of his stupid behaviour. It was a slow but steady journey cos I was so anxious to get to Nsukka. Finally, we got to Nsukka and entered a shuttle going to the university. "The 20 target just got started," I said to myself as I saw different calibre of girls roaming around the school compound. Nedu? I turned around and saw the mofo following the trail of a short girl whose massive backside could cause a traffic congestion.
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
Long time bro no update :'
update ready
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2017
nellaz:
U beta add more updates b4 kriss up, nor b joke o welcum bak
update ready
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Damibiz(m): 8:56pm On Dec 08, 2017
My boss is back

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 10:45am On Dec 09, 2017
Damibiz:
My boss is back
thanks boss. Help me mention odas. I'm updating back to back now
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 11:32am On Dec 09, 2017
Episode 35


The first week of resumption wasn't totally strange cos we were busy settling in, getting familiar with new friends and the environment. I and Nedu decided to stay in a lodge within the school compound as we were more focused on been committed to our school work rather than frivolous attempts. The lodge contained just four students; Larry, Smart, Nedu and me. Larry was a fair lanky dude who was always on the other end making and receiving calls from his mum. He never really got over the fact he was away from home and would need to adapt to the new environment fate set him in. If he wants to cook, he rings his mum, gets a jotter and pen down the procedures. I thought Nedu was the most dullard guy alive not until I met Larry. Smart on his side was the most religious guy amongst us. Anointed oil, crucifix, bibles of different sizes, olive oil, holy pamphlets decorated his portion of the lodge. The way he stationed religious articles in the room almost turned our room into a prayer house. One was often greeted with the scent of an incense early morning. And most nights, Smart always knocked down the roof of our lodge with his screams and shouts during prayers. We could hardly sleep whenever he started his hours of madness. I was told that during his secondary school days, Smart skipped an examination because he claimed he got a vision from God that the other students planned on cheating, and so he never wanted to sit in same hall with cheaters, instead he decided to avoid the exam totally. He eventually failed that class and had to repeat it, meanwhile, the other students didn't cheat but that didn't stop him from rallying the course of religion. You want me to talk about Nedu? A young boy who googled how to have sex, now you know. About me? A brilliant phuck boy who was on a mission of completing his 20 target in the University of Nigeria Nsukka, but met his waterloo on the way.
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Damibiz(m): 1:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
Oya...bro Apollox,Meneski,Theblessedman,SwoirB,Sunnex,PalmB...food is ready..
krissconnect:
thanks boss. Help me mention odas. I'm updating back to back now

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Lildiamond: 2:11pm On Dec 09, 2017
Cool story @larrysun,cbella,fiyah,kimkardishan,chumzypinky

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
Damibiz:
Oya...bro Apollox,Meneski,Theblessedman,SwoirB,Sunnex,PalmB...food is ready..
Thanks bro. Update soon
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2017
Lildiamond:
Cool story @larrysun,cbella,fiyah,kimkardishan,chumzypinky
thanks bro. Update soon
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 8:08pm On Dec 09, 2017
Episode 36


Hey, hey, Chiboy, Nedu, Larry, you guys should wake up oo" Smart screamed into the middle of the night.
I rubbed my hands on my eyes, opened it halfway and shut it. I was roused asleep for the second time by the terrible shrugs of Smart, his voice that pierced into the virgin night left me with no option than to wake up. Larry and Nedu slept on however.
"Smart, what is it now? what is the problem? you don see another mosquito with 5 heads abi?" I taunted him.
"This is not a joking matter, if only you have the eyes of the spirit realm, you'll see that this room has been invaded by the terrestrial forces" His voice sounded convincing though. At the mention of the words terrestrial forces, I started trembling but I did so well to conceal it.
"What do you mean by terrestrial forces? can't you stop your joke already and let us sleep? eh?"
"bia Nedu, wake up, Larry...Larry... mek una come hear another one oo" I screamed at the both boys. Larry and Nedu scrambled to life. They were looking rather astonished at Smart who was putting on his white gown and pacing the room speaking in tongues.
"Look at the window, if you have the spiritual eyes, there's a demon with two heads hovering around the window, it is emitting fire, look..." Smart screamed.
"heeiii! Smart stop now, what haba?"
I shook violently at what Smart said. I looked at Larry who was squeezed at a corner and at Nedu who was crying already. Despite the fact that I was afraid, I couldn't help but laugh at the way Nedu cried into the night, begging the purported demon to give us a second chance, that we were going to repent. I wetted on myself laughing that I forgot a 'demon' was hovering around our window.

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by phlimsy911: 8:16pm On Dec 09, 2017
Update

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 8:43pm On Dec 09, 2017
phlimsy911:
Update
Next update tomoro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Damibiz(m): 8:34am On Dec 10, 2017
Spiritual eye lol

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Shobizz(m): 1:55pm On Dec 10, 2017
Nice Write Up, Just Cum accross dix post 2day stil on page 3.

kip d ball rolling more ink 2ur pen. is this a friction or true life story. I Hav A Friend Like Dix

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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 2:53pm On Dec 10, 2017
Damibiz:
Spiritual eye lol
grin
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 2:54pm On Dec 10, 2017
Shobizz:
Nice Write Up, Just Cum accross dix post 2day stil on page 3.

kip d ball rolling more ink 2ur pen. is this a friction or true life story. I Hav A Friend Like Dix
Its a fiction bro. But just 30% of the story is non fiction. Thanks bro
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by itsandi(m): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2017
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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Shobizz(m): 4:32pm On Dec 10, 2017
krissconnect:

Its a fiction bro. But just 30% of the story is non fiction. Thanks bro
I finish reading all d nine pages 2day waiting 4 updates.
All in d name of doing nothing 2day bath, eat, sleep n stroll around if neccessary.

God Bless U Work. Me dey learn 4rm dix ur story. hope say i no be Nedu google searching how 2 bleep. LOL
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2017
Shobizz:

I finish reading all d nine pages 2day waiting 4 updates.
All in d name of doing nothing 2day bath, eat, sleep n stroll around if neccessary.

God Bless U Work. Me dey learn 4rm dix ur story. hope say i no be Nedu google searching how 2 bleep. LOL
Lol. Thanks bro for following. Will update tomoro. Nedu na real f up grin

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