It's a wonderful Wednesday Morning Fellow Nairalanders, Some days ago, I created a thread on the Most Embarrassing Moment you had back in School...
For those who missed it, you can see the thread here... https://www.nairaland.com/3870012/what-most-embarrassing-moment-back.

So this Morning, I decided we share with ourselves that Naughty Act we were known for in Our Secondary School days...
I'll tell you mine first...,

It all started in Jss3, I was (and still) a Manchester United faithful, so there's this Newspaper Seller that comes to our School every 3rd/4th period, so I and my friends back then, (likes of Peter, Afeez, Pele) decided we buy Sport Newspaper from him daily, I decided to start buying from him. I used to buy Complete Sports and i- Soccer International, you would want to ask, how do I go about doing this every day?, Whenever the Man comes around, I would tell my teacher I wanted to Use the Toilet or I rather sneak out, then whistle to the Man to meet me at the Stairs, then I would buy it, and hid it in my School Shirt, button up, then go back into class. On getting to Class, I and my friends would make gestures to each other and I would slowly unbutton my Shirt and take out the Newspaper and keep it in my Locker till the Shirt break period when we can read it and enjoy...

Also, there's this English language Teacher, Uncle Stanley,I had so much dislike for, He's Short, has 2 short, thick tribal marks and has his dialect accent reflect in his spoken English. Since he started teaching Us in Ss 2,i had no English notes, whenever he comes into the class through the front door, I'll move out of the class through the back door because I had no notes. He's a very funny Man back then, he always dress weird. Whenever his class was on, I would have mine in the toilet, when his class was over, I would come back to the class.
I never failed English in my final papers though...

These memories can never be forgotten, you just relish them till the end of time.
At Success International College, Ondo.


Now lets hear about yours ...


Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Myndd44

Jumping out trough the Window when its Maths period....I just hate that Subject with passion because i hate Fiding X that is not even lost.

I hated that husband and wife joke like mad. The worst part was that Christy enjoys being called my wife. She laffs over it while i get so furious.

silent farts that could wake up those sleeping!

Buying palito radio and taking it to school need to stand top on the list!

Sneaking out of school to a game house to play Nintendo 64, SNES, PS 1 and snookers had to be a terrible habit I indulge in.

Lol...it was revision week then. My English teacher like forming that he's this and that. So I planned one day after watching three idiots. After the revision class I told him I have a question. I went to the board and asked him to please explain 'PRERAJULIZATION'. He was like it's from the word PREJUDICE. Omo see laughter that day. I was punished till the end of the day.

Also like mimicking our Chemistry teacher in SS3. The man likes talking to unseen spirits. Always changing the topic to something irrelevant. Anytime he's talking to those spirits ehn...I'll just shout Baba fire on!

Coming to school with no books or bag

This happened in a private school, during the time 2go was trending.
Our civic teacher was taking a topic on cultism, and he called out people that would likely be cultist when they enter uni (silent killers types) and I was included and everyone was laughing
That day I gathered the others, he mentioned, and I came up with a plan to open a 2go account to terrorise them (pirate 7)
To cut the long story short, most of them were scared, I caused some break ups, and I reported to the civic teacher when it got out of hand, it lasted for 2 days

The only naughty thing I could think of now, not naughty per se, happened during my SS1 class. My school has a farm where we all do our agric 'practicals', we were told to bring about 5 yam seedlings each for planting. I and my twin (clone) agreed not to bring any. The next day, the dude went behind my back to bring 3 seedlings which he presented to the master incharge when he came around for collection. So those of us that didn't bring any where told to kneel in front of the class while my Bro was told to kneel separately from us cause his own wasn't complete.
Na so the man begin dey intensive flogging with my Bro. He was whipped about 5 intense strokes at the back. Na so I begin shiver cause I despise being flogged thinking about the numbers of lashes that will land on me since I didn't bring any. But the funniest part is that, he flogged the other students kneeling thesame amount. When he finally got to me, he asked me if I was the one that provided the 3 seedlings. I shook my head in affirmation, he then whipped me 3 subtle strokes. Immediately he walked out, My classmates started laughing at my brother. He couldn't even utter a word as I agree to the man's question.

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No naughty thing per se

Just that gentle guy next seat who always seem serious

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Misplacing my school bag or umbrella after or during exams. In junior secondary school I was called out on the assembly ground for sending a love letter to Onyiye, flogged uncountable and asked for my parents' visit to the school. Then I was like; if you like expel me or even kill me, my parents won't hear anything about this.

I was a sincere and good student in the eyes of my teachers but actual reality was not that. I had been a part of naughty group circle but my cleverness made me a descent student of the class. I was the one who always made different noises to distract other students and teachers.

i dey YAB like mad,bak then in school i yab my female classmate d babe cry scatter i con leta say sorry....bt that spirit nva leave me....Godfather of YABBING

Miraculousamuel:
It's a wonderful Wednesday Morning Fellow Nairalanders, Some days ago, I created a thread on the Most Embarrassing Moment you had back in School...
For those who missed it, you can see the thread here... https://www.nairaland.com/3870012/what-most-embarrassing-moment-back.

So this Morning, I decided we share with ourselves that Naughty Act we were known for in Our Secondary School days...
I'll tell you mine first...,

It all started in Jss3, I was (and still) a Manchester United faithful, so there's this Newspaper Seller that comes to our School every 3rd/4th period, so I and my friends back then, (likes of Peter, Afeez, Pele) decided we buy Sport Newspaper from him daily, I decided to start buying from him. I used to buy Complete Sports and i- Soccer International, you would want to ask, how do I go about doing this every day?, Whenever the Man comes around, I would tell my teacher I wanted to Use the Toilet or I rather sneak out, then whistle to the Man to meet me at the Stairs, then I would buy it, and hid it in my School Shirt, button up, then go back into class. On getting to Class, I and my friends would make gestures to each other and I would slowly unbutton my Shirt and take out the Newspaper and keep it in my Locker till the Shirt break period when we can read it and enjoy...

Also, there's this English language Teacher, Uncle Stanley,I had so much dislike for, He's Short, has 2 short, thick tribal marks and has his dialect accent reflect in his spoken English. Since he started teaching Us in Ss 2,i had no English notes, whenever he comes into the class through the front door, I'll move out of the class through the back door because I had no notes. He's a very funny Man back then, he always dress weird. Whenever his class was on, I would have mine in the toilet, when his class was over, I would come back to the class.
I never failed English in my final papers though...

These memories can never be forgotten, you just relish them till the end of time.
At Success International College, Ondo.


Now lets hear about yours ...


Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Myndd44

Once it is Saturday inspection
Am inside the ceiling...(i dodged it a lot )

FGc okigwe

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