ddonolu:
Mummy and daddy play

be specific pls... Kilo chele....mummy and daddy use to play many plays jus like pillow fighting.

where is NWAAMAIKPE

5 Things I did as a child

1. Celebrate and run out to play when my father travelled or left the house for any reason

2. Cry and Go into hiding when I hear the sound of my father's horn

3.After seeing Sunday Oliseh's advert on condoms claiming it prevented "yama yama" diseases,I requested my mother to buy condoms for me.I would keep them in my room,inside my clothes and around me to prevent diseases

4.I asked my teacher the meaning of "hired assasins" because I heard my father threaten my mother with them.

5.I melted candle wax on my clothes by ironing to make them thick and impermeable to reduce the pain from my father's lashes.

I AM SO HAPPY TO GROW INTO AN ADULT

Sucked on my thumb. did that shii till primary 6 damn. till i bit it in my dream and it happened for real
Le sleep, le see chicken, le eat, let bite thumb, le wake up, le cry

iykekelvins:
We all remember the funny things we used to do as a child. Let me take you down the memory lane.


1. Follow Our Parents Out Whenever They're Leaving For Work:- This one was very common then, your dad is about to go to work and you're crying, telling him you want to go with him. The only remedy for this is for him to take you out and buy you biscuits and sweets, before you can let him go, Lol.


2. Poo Wherever Possible:- My mum told me one time, that my little sister used to go to our Dad's shoe rack to pick a shoe and take a dump. I'm sure we might have similar experiences.


3. Think The Moon Is Following You Around At Night:- I remember going out at night as a little kid, and I'll look up to the moon while walking down. Thinking the moon is following me, I'd start running down, while still looking up and see that the moon is following me. We didn't know the moon was on its own jeje.


4. Cry When Getting A Haircut:- This was common with boys. Our very first time of getting a haircut is always a disaster. Your mom would have to lap you, your​ elder siblings would have to hold your hands, and the barber would also try to hold down your head, cus you would be resisting.



5. Believed That Once We Act Dead and An Angel Passes us, We would really die:- My sister and I used to play a lot. So one time I fell on the floor and played dead, her words were “I pity you, when angel will pass you now". If you see the speed I used to get​ up ehn! Who wants to die??


So that's it guys, feel free to add yours too.

Cc lalasticlala

Source: http://iykekelvins..com/2017/06/five-things-you-did-as-child.html

lesson: time is not our friend.

sbm060:
Thinking ojuju was real

This shit got me for real. Took some time to shake it off.

Tumbo tumbo laska laba titi alaba poo. alaba alaba kyn kyn titi bots and girls.

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chuksjuve:
where is NWAAMAIKPE

Shey you no go leave the guy now before e go show carry potopoto pack for this thread.

Guilty of 3. Sweet memories, i wish i could go back to those days of no worries.

I #ever cried for a llaircut... Always wanted to look lit since day on.

i remember the day I almost got my classmate blind in primary 4 we were playing with you rubber and stick sweet that day the boy was really bleeding in the eye , I was flogged by all the teachers in the school ,i had to skip school for a week

iykekelvins:
We all remember the funny things we used to do as a child. Let me take you down the memory lane.


1. Follow Our Parents Out Whenever They're Leaving For Work:- This one was very common then, your dad is about to go to work and you're crying, telling him you want to go with him. The only remedy for this is for him to take you out and buy you biscuits and sweets, before you can let him go, Lol.


2. Poo Wherever Possible:- My mum told me one time, that my little sister used to go to our Dad's shoe rack to pick a shoe and take a dump. I'm sure we might have similar experiences.


3. Think The Moon Is Following You Around At Night:- I remember going out at night as a little kid, and I'll look up to the moon while walking down. Thinking the moon is following me, I'd start running down, while still looking up and see that the moon is following me. We didn't know the moon was on its own jeje.


4. Cry When Getting A Haircut:- This was common with boys. Our very first time of getting a haircut is always a disaster. Your mom would have to lap you, your​ elder siblings would have to hold your hands, and the barber would also try to hold down your head, cus you would be resisting.



5. Believed That Once We Act Dead and An Angel Passes us, We would really die:- My sister and I used to play a lot. So one time I fell on the floor and played dead, her words were “I pity you, when angel will pass you now". If you see the speed I used to get​ up ehn! Who wants to die??


So that's it guys, feel free to add yours too.

Cc lalasticlala

Source: http://iykekelvins..com/2017/06/five-things-you-did-as-child.html

Speak for yourself boy!
I didn't do any of such sh*t!

Papiikush:

An experience i will never forget.
I was 6 years old at that time (90s) coming back from school with my lil bro (about 3). We were about to cross the large gutter in front of our house when my bro suddenly tripped and landed in the canal.

Out of fear, I screamed his name and jumped in to save his lil ass from getting hurt thanks to a Passer-by who rescued us few seconds later. We both broke some bones though but I felt like a hero for saving my brother.

no be only canal, na kainji dam una fall enter

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Papiikush:
I didn't do any of these... In my case

4. Play after round one, original panadol extra otun gbe dey babangida yaso

An experience i will never forget.
I was 6 years old at that time (90s) coming back from school with my lil bro (about 3). We were about to cross the large gutter in front of our house when my bro suddenly tripped and landed in the canal.

Out of fear, I screamed his name and jumped in to save his lil ass from getting hurt thanks to a Passer-by who rescued us few seconds later. We both broke some bones though but I felt like a hero for saving my brother.

I love doing that number 4 ehn

Had s3x wen i was 7....judge me... I kill u.

I remember always waiting for my parent to come back from an occasion or an outing, I was always expecting them to buy something for me. Lol

don't like that number 4 i still hate it till date any time I remember I'm to barb my hair I'll feel like avoiding

imstrong1:
I can relate with the baring part kids still do that till now.they just can't get used to the noise they think it's organised torture lol,,, remembered when I used to fall sick as a child.. It will require the services of people near by to hold you to successfully receive injection we used to hate our parents then for deceiving us to the misery or ordeal knowing fully well on a normal ground we won't follow

Lol @ the bolddened part, but come to think of it, does that exist in real life or just a figment of our imagination

richfriendsng:


Lol @ the bolddened part, but come to think of it, does that exist in real life or just a figment of our imagination

when we were kid our childish thinking was that our parents were so hard on us, but it's a developmental process that has shaped us into something better

Papiikush:
[b]I didn't do any of these... In my case

1. I did mummy and daddy

2. Watched silver hawk every day after school

3. Close the fridge just to see when the light switches off.

4. Play after round one, original panadol extra otun gbe dey babangida yaso

5. Tie a wrapper around my neck and act superman

6. Played with rubber bands. Had a stack of rubber bands in my closet. (there is always a rubber band champions league in our compound then)

*****
An experience i will never forget.
I was 6 years old at that time (90s) coming back from school with my lil bro (about 3). We were about to cross the large gutter in front of our house when my bro suddenly tripped and landed in the canal.

Out of fear, I screamed his name and jumped in to save his lil ass from getting hurt thanks to a Passer-by who rescued us few seconds later. We both broke some bones though but I felt like a hero for saving my brother.

Oh...less I forget, I also used this food pack back in primary school [/b]

1 and 6 was wonderful can't forget

When I been small ehn they no dey talk anything toilet when we dey go school.... Even if person one go piss na codedly because if I hear am all of dem don die be that... The kind shit wey go start dey hold me ehn I swear no be hia

i did all except the last one..... i remember always walking and looking back becos i thought the moon was following me then

Papiikush:
[b]I didn't do any of these... In my case

1. I did mummy and daddy

2. Watched silver hawk every day after school

3. Close the fridge just to see when the light switches off.

4. Play after round one, original panadol extra otun gbe dey babangida yaso

5. Tie a wrapper around my neck and act superman

6. Played with rubber bands. Had a stack of rubber bands in my closet. (there is always a rubber band champions league in our compound then)

*****
An experience i will never forget.
I was 6 years old at that time (90s) coming back from school with my lil bro (about 3). We were about to cross the large gutter in front of our house when my bro suddenly tripped and landed in the canal.

Out of fear, I screamed his name and jumped in to save his lil ass from getting hurt thanks to a Passer-by who rescued us few seconds later. We both broke some bones though but I felt like a hero for saving my brother.

Oh...less I forget, I also used this food pack back in primary school [/b]

Silver Hawk been fresh that time ehn

nattyjay:
When I was a kid I always wanted spider to bite me so I can be spiderman

mine was that I will pick a spider and put in my hand praying for it to bite me. I didn't stop hoping to be a spiderman till the age of 13

1- Use that oldin days peg do baby
2- Dey drag who go chop fish or chicken head ad leg
3- Lick mango till e turn white
4- Use sansa dey do suma sault
5- Use derica tin tonatoes do pot and canta b plate
6- Use katapult kill lizard
7- Play monkey post
8- Save money inside gon goni
9- Go field go haya bisikle den later to machine
10- Scrash bottom of pot
11- Dey use plate to wage food mk e no touch grand and as strategy to get wettin to eat wen u don finish to chop with ur seniors











12- laf me say i b kpako ad i play pass you

I always wanted to know if people talking on Radio were actually inside it. I looked so tey I gave up. I tried to always look behind the mirror to see my duplicate whenever I looked into it.

Kessykelly:
Stop reminding of 5 things I did as a child. Tell me about 5 things I must do as an adult to be super rich or super intelligent.

let's ask the magic conch

When I was a kid, my sister and our friends usually play with sand, we use it to cook with empty tomato containers. And also we usually play with tires.

dfrost:


This shit got me for real. Took some time to shake it off.

are you Taylor Swift? That you're shaking it off!

Fresca:
Hahaha I remember those days of being young and innocent, now my eye don shook finish...

you mean you don fukk tire