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Re: Why You Should masturbate by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jun 30, 2017
jonbellion:
Masturbation. The M word. Strikes fear into the heart of the adherents of the abrahamic religions round the globe and still done secretly by many of them. C'mon man you want to tell me no normally sexually active human that went through puberty hasn't beat his meat or buffed her muff before. Lol you can lie all you want. We've all been there cheesy
I started masturbating when I was 13 about a decade ago and I was like wow! So this what drugs feel like. It was a good way to release sexual tension and it felt good so yeah what the heck \ smiley/. But like most things you have done in your childhood you outgrow and now I don't masturbate a lot anymore. I broke up with my girlfriend like 7 months ago and apart from a one night stand a few months ago I haven't been inside a pussy since January 2017 so jerking off is still something do from time to time wink. But hey what I'm trying to say is that it's perfectly normal. So far as you aren't putting a broomstick into your penis hole, turned your weiner into the shape of a boomerang, started to ejaculate hot air, made your clit totally numb or waste 10gb of mobile data on brazzerz. com you aren't doing anything wrong okay??. The only thing masturbatiom does is release sexual tension. It does not make you go blind, cause cancer, premature ejaculation( trust me it doesn't ), or make you start fucking spirit demons and all that bullshit they tell you in church. I wonder what the big deal with religion and what people do in their private lives, is it your masturbation undecided , is it your sex undecided. I wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be. Like KingEbukasBlog marrying chick that practised chastity her whole life.Since he hasn't been in a pussy since the day he came out of one and he feels masturbatiom is sinful he'll blow his loss faster than Steve carrel in the movie "the 40 year old Virgin" cheesy
Lmao
Worst wedding night ever. I'm shuddering just thinking about it
Be free too be comfortable with your sexuality . That's like one of the few things in life that doesn't suck and not because some stone age mumbo jumbo tells you what to do with your life. Having sex and any sexual activity should be YOUR DECISION TO MAKE and not any holy book to decide for you. Masturbatiom only bad when it is done in excess(4-5 times a day in the last 8 days) and to the detriment of your social and sexual life like preferring to beat your meat to some Asian porn and not bother about having a social life or a girlfriend
Fap, Bleep and enjoy the shot at life you have man
weren't u the one who just renounced atheism? If you were born-again you wouldn't create this topic. Errr..
Re: Why You Should masturbate by whitebeard(m): 9:42pm On Jun 30, 2017
swegiedon:

I dont .I go real
hahaha

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