Masturbation. The M word. Strikes fear into the heart of the adherents of the abrahamic religions round the globe and still done secretly by many of them. C'mon man you want to tell me no normally sexually active human that went through puberty hasn't beat his meat or buffed her muff before. Lol you can lie all you want. We've all been there
I started masturbating when I was 13 about a decade ago and I was like wow! So this what drugs feel like. It was a good way to release sexual tension and it felt good so yeah what the heck \ /. But like most things you have done in your childhood you outgrow and now I don't masturbate a lot anymore. I broke up with my girlfriend like 7 months ago and apart from a one night stand a few months ago I haven't been inside a pussy since January 2017 so jerking off is still something do from time to time . But hey what I'm trying to say is that it's perfectly normal. So far as you aren't putting a broomstick into your penis hole, turned your weiner into the shape of a boomerang, started to ejaculate hot air, made your clit totally numb or waste 10gb of mobile data on brazzerz. com you aren't doing anything wrong okay??. The only thing masturbatiom does is release sexual tension. It does not make you go blind, cause cancer, premature ejaculation( trust me it doesn't ), or make you start fucking spirit demons and all that bullshit they tell you in church. I wonder what the big deal with religion and what people do in their private lives, is it your masturbation , is it your sex . I wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be. Like KingEbukasBlog marrying chick that practised chastity her whole life.Since he hasn't been in a pussy since the day he came out of one and he feels masturbatiom is sinful he'll blow his loss faster than Steve carrel in the movie "the 40 year old Virgin"
Lmao
Worst wedding night ever. I'm shuddering just thinking about it
Be free too be comfortable with your sexuality . That's like one of the few things in life that doesn't suck and not because some stone age mumbo jumbo tells you what to do with your life. Having sex and any sexual activity should be YOUR DECISION TO MAKE and not any holy book to decide for you. Masturbatiom only bad when it is done in excess(4-5 times a day in the last 8 days) and to the detriment of your social and sexual life like preferring to beat your meat to some Asian porn and not bother about having a social life or a girlfriend
Fap, Bleep and enjoy the shot at life you have man

Of course masturbation is perfectly fine, a unique attribute of Gods and Goddesses. We are energy and sexual energy is one of them. You release it and it renews, it has no beginning nor an end to it. It is safe and obviously a solo effort that will not kill anyone. Whether you like it or not the urge to release it will always be there, enjoy it.

jonbellion:
I wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be. Like KingEbukasBlog marrying chick that practised chastity her whole life.Since he hasn't been in a pussy since the day he came out of one and he feels masturbatiom is sinful he'll blow his loss faster than Steve carrel in the movie "the 40 year old Virgin"

To much obscenities . Why would you wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be ? Everyone was inexperienced at some point in his life . Marriage was meant to be with the bed undefiled . The first experience of love making between two virgins might not be great but they can grow to learn and improve .

Some are promiscuous , yet they unskilled . Its not by how many times or how many experiences but how good or terrific you are in bed .

Agnostic , I expected your renouncement of atheism to augur a new dawn of reasonable thinking from you . Are you regressing or what ?

These niggas glamourizing jerking off like it's the 8th wonder of the world are cracking me up.

Like, jerk it to 2 girls, 1 cup if you want but do you really think people in this section want to know how much you like to play with your own Instruments?

CoolUsername:
These niggas glamourizing jerking off like it's the 8th wonder of the world are cracking me up.

Like, jerk it to 2 girls, 1 cup if you want but do you really think people in this section want to know how much you like to play with your own Instruments?

what is 2 girls 1,cup?

jonbellion:
what is 2 girls 1,cup?

Just this video that was popular a couple of years back where two na.ked girls sh!t in a cup and start eating it. In other words, art.

Religion Section??

CoolUsername:


Just this video that was popular a couple of years back where two na.ked girls sh!t in a cup and start eating it. In other words, art.

my lord
I just googled it
I must say I have been traumatised by the internet one to many times

hopefulLandlord:
Religion Section??

Dude is just being a jerk (pun intended).

hopefulLandlord:
Religion Section??

isn't masturbatiom termed as a "sexual sin"

Christians make threads on tagging premarital sex and masturbation demonic and filthy and nobody bats an eye
Irreligious person posts a thread on why it's not a problem and everyone looses their mind!

CoolUsername:


Just this video that was popular a couple of years back where two na.ked girls sh!t in a cup and start eating it. In other words, art.

what the fork!!!!!!!!

jonbellion:
Christians make threads on tagging premarital sex and masturbation demonic and filthy and nobody bats an eye
Irreligious person posts a thread on why it's not a problem and everyone looses their mind!

I doubt addressing it head-on (pun intended) would rub Christians the right way (pun intended). I do feel though, that a long and hard (I'm on fire today) lecture on the dangers of sexual repression may get a better response. I apologise if you feel like I gave your opinions the shaft (woo!). You came here () with the right intentions but the execution isn't something I can stand firmly (*wink*) to support.

hopefulLandlord:


what the fork!!!!!!!!

I know right? Why did that turn people on? Why can't they just consume their BDSM vampire loli hentai like normal people? Why can't onee-san be enough for us? Sickos!!

CoolUsername:


I doubt addressing it head-on (pun intended) would rub Christians the right way (pun intended). I do feel though, that a long and hard (I'm on fire today) lecture on the dangers of sexual repression may get a better response. I apologise if you feel like I gave your opinions the shaft (woo!). You came here () with the right intentions but the execution isn't something I can stand firmly (*wink*) to support.

lmaooooo
You are insane
*rotfl*

Trolling

jonbellion:
Masturbation. The M word. Strikes fear into the heart of the adherents of the abrahamic religions round the globe and still done secretly by many of them. C'mon man you want to tell me no normally sexually active human that went through puberty hasn't beat his meat or buffed her muff before. Lol you can lie all you want. We've all been there
I started masturbating when I was 13 about a decade ago and I was like wow! So this what drugs feel like. It was a good way to release sexual tension and it felt good so yeah what the heck \ /. But like most things you have done in your childhood you outgrow and now I don't masturbate a lot anymore. I broke up with my girlfriend like 7 months ago and apart from a one night stand a few months ago I haven't been inside a pussy since January 2017 so jerking off is still something do from time to time . But hey what I'm trying to say is that it's perfectly normal. So far as you aren't putting a broomstick into your penis hole, turned your weiner into the shape of a boomerang, started to ejaculate hot air, made your clit totally numb or waste 10gb of mobile data on brazzerz. com you aren't doing anything wrong okay??. The only thing masturbatiom does is release sexual tension. It does not make you go blind, cause cancer, premature ejaculation( trust me it doesn't ), or make you start fucking spirit demons and all that bullshit they tell you in church. I wonder what the big deal with religion and what people do in their private lives, is it your masturbation , is it your sex . I wonder how two inexperienced people having sex would be. Like KingEbukasBlog marrying chick that practised chastity her whole life.Since he hasn't been in a pussy since the day he came out of one and he feels masturbatiom is sinful he'll blow his loss faster than Steve carrel in the movie "the 40 year old Virgin"
Lmao
Worst wedding night ever. I'm shuddering just thinking about it
Be free too be comfortable with your sexuality . That's like one of the few things in life that doesn't suck and not because some stone age mumbo jumbo tells you what to do with your life. Having sex and any sexual activity should be YOUR DECISION TO MAKE and not any holy book to decide for you. Masturbatiom only bad when it is done in excess(4-5 times a day in the last 8 days) and to the detriment of your social and sexual life like preferring to beat your meat to some Asian porn and not bother about having a social life or a girlfriend
Fap, Bleep and enjoy the shot at life you have man

O
Son, don't you think the Romance Section would have been appropriate for this? You are violating rule No 4 here.

This is religion section and we shouldn't be talking about sex here. Don't you agree?/

How can Jesus help starving kids when you won't stop distracting him with ur masturbating?

lepasharon:
How can Jesus help starving kids when you won't stop distracting him with ur masturbating?

yeah, he would be too busy watching Lisa Ann and Lexington Steele with Jonbellion, porn is distracting even to spiritual superpowers

hopefulLandlord:


yeah, he would be too busy watching Lisa Ann and Lexington Steele with Jonbellion, porn is distracting even to spiritual superpowers

Lmfao.
Even his sex-starved angels risked all the heavenly glory for pμssy.

mrmrmister:

Lmfao.
Even his sex-starved angels risked all the heavenly glory for pμssy.

loool

lepasharon:
How can Jesus help starving kids when you won't stop distracting him with ur masturbating?

What is this one saying? Mtchewwww

Jennygiveme:

What is this one saying? Mtwwww

You sef think am now

lepasharon:

You sef think am now

I get you now. Lol!

hopefulLandlord:


yeah, he would be too busy watching Lisa Ann and Lexington Steele with Jonbellion, porn is distracting even to spiritual superpowers

Lisa Ann I know

*Waka pass* Seun, is this a porn section?

ifenes:
Of course masturbation is perfectly fine, a unique attribute of Gods and Goddesses. We are energy and sexual energy is one of them. You release it and it renews, it has no beginning nor an end to it. It is safe and obviously a solo effort that will not kill anyone. Whether you like it or not the urge to release it will always be there, enjoy it.

release it, you get creative on what you channel your energy during that period... ideas will just be flowing from nature.they all need to try it

analice107:


This is religion section and we shouldn't be talking about sex here. Don't you agree?/

Since when? Isn't sex divine?

lepasharon:
How can Jesus help starving kids when you won't stop distracting him with ur masturbating?

That's why I like Catholic priests. They gather the starving kids and feed them dick.. God be praised.

sonofluc1fer:

That's why I like Catholic priests. They gather the starving kids and feed them dick.. God be praised.

Then the cardinals hide the evidence from the police and transfer the child rapists elsewhere.

swegiedon:

release it, you get creative on what you channel your energy during that period... ideas will just be flowing from nature.they all need to try it

so u do masturbate.

whitebeard:
so u do masturbate.

I dont .I go real