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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by naijaway(m): 11:26am On May 13, 2007
Am from NIG, n Nigeria don't raise no rats,
u know d consequences of ur acts,
Am getting money
-a unanimous nig mc
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 6:00pm On May 13, 2007
No gift on my birthday, when I'm dead u'll bring me flowers, right?
-Gino(pain plus work).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 6:00pm On May 13, 2007
No gift on my birthday, when I'm dead u'll bring me flowers, right?
-Gino(pain plus work).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by naijaway(m): 7:51pm On May 13, 2007
niggaz is plotting on my pocket like im their big break
-slim thug

before they fear u, shit, they replaced 'em towers



bunches on my neck like a bunch of lasers,
please understand am Bleep*ng sharper than a fvcking hell razor
u dig
-lil wayne
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by mailmalc(m): 7:53pm On May 17, 2007
Thats, Why I got Tighter Verses than ur bible Chapters
, Sanchez (I am Snachez) 100%BC


far from the best rapper i'm God' choosen one
, Popsta
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by naijaway(m): 9:26pm On May 17, 2007
am from where the living niggaz die,
the blind still see, n d dead do speak
-unanimous mc
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 3:25pm On May 18, 2007
@mailmalc,
its SANCHEZ BEGINS not I AM SANCHEZ.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 3:28pm On May 18, 2007
& bsides, didn't ludacris already say sumthin lyk dat on shareefa's 'I need a boss'. I'm tellin' u guys, sanchez is weak, a waste of 150 naira!
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 6:31pm On May 18, 2007
"we're on like the Television"

- Lil Wayne (Make it Rain remix)

". . .i wonder who told you you's d Superman, well i'm the kryptonite/
slap you with a dic and a mic"

- DMX (Party Up)

". . .listen!/
you're about to get missing/
and who gon' find you is some old man fishing!"

- DMX (Party Up)

"i sure as hell ain't bubba but i'ma sparxxx when i'm on fire!"

- Pherowshuz

"Heaven knows i'm as nice as hell"

- Mode 9 (Contradiction)

"Lagos is too much jo,
if you no get logo. . .gbori e oooor!" cheesy cheesy

- Mode 9 (Jimmy Jatt's Lagos Stylee)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by mailmalc(m): 7:51pm On May 18, 2007
@Po Deep,
Thx 4 the correction. yeah yeah he mst hv gotten it 4rm there but dat is nt enough to say he is weak and a waste of 150naira.

Anyhw sha, if you feel u re stronger, , i'm waitn 4 ur albulm
mayb it will be betta dan others or wat do u think
wink

NO DISRESPECT
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by naijaway(m): 3:19am On May 19, 2007
am on point like a pen, step out of line I react like landmines

u niggaz arguing like a parliment

-couldn't get his name but a nigerian mc



even if u take the good route, u can't count the hood out
-styles P
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 9:15am On May 19, 2007
Mailmalc,
nah, i've got no plans for a rap career & dat's just screwed up cos i've written a million and one songs. Sht.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by naijaway(m): 11:45pm On May 19, 2007
i get head in the strangest places -lil wayne

higher than all of the angels be -lil wayne

it don't matter if u'r 6ft or as tall as 9/11,
I throw chips at u dat 'll decrase u below the earth's surface.
-smuck
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 7:36am On May 20, 2007
Nutin wey ur boyfriend fit do/
him no want beef like hindu/. . .
. . . Fine boy no pimple,
and single.
-terry tha rapman(everybody).
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 5:17pm On May 21, 2007
its krazy 2 ask upon lord 4 help,
when i got guns 2 burst drugs 2 sell,
see u in hell muthafuckas
---- Ja Rule

Look how i handle dis 4 - 4,
my conscience be screaming zero murdah mo', murdah mo'
---- Zero

This is why i'm hot, i ain't gotta rap, i can sell a mill saying nuttin' on d track
---- MIMS

Ghetto fabs all over d place, Oops there goes my kids all over ur face
---- Fabolous
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 5:19pm On May 21, 2007
wetin i want i go get,
ol' boy if d cash is mine i go collect
----- Rule Clean
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 5:21pm On May 21, 2007
nickname head-mistress cuz shorty like 2 give mad head
---- terry da rapman
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 5:32pm On May 21, 2007
Fabolous, the only way to I.D. him is in a Five BM
puffin' sticky green 'till my eyes be slim
operate with more chips than IBM
Bleep with me and make the news at Five PM.

Fabolous- Gotta be thug
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 5:27pm On May 22, 2007
lil' kids no longer wanna be like mike,
they wanna be like bone & stay thuggin 4 life
Layzie Bone --- Mo' Thug

Lightening strikes,
the court lights dim,
supreme competition is about to begin
LL Cool J --- Hit 'em High
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 10:48am On May 23, 2007
Weezy-baby, baby what it do, I'm try to holla at you.
I ain't upset, but I'll blind you if I smile at you.
You rock'n wit young Chris and the best rapper.
So leave your phone, bring your friends, let the rest happen.
A lil' patron, a lil' hen, I'm on Cavalli Vodka.
I'm in Cavalli jeans, got on Cavalli boxers.
I'm fresher than a newborn.
And um:I can work you out like a futon.
And um:you can leave your birthday suit on,
I'ma leave my boots on.
I'ma leave my jewels on.
Never know what you want.
I'ma leave that tool on.
Never know who home.
I learned that from a Biggy song.
On to a new one.
Some like a redbone.
Ohh I think she like me, she got me on a ringtone.
And I told her, "Get yours, girl and don't you stop."
Now gimme that funk, that gushy stuff.



Lil Wayne _ Gimme That {rmx] wiv Chris Brown
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 3:13pm On May 23, 2007
my flight leaves @ 8,
your flight lands @ 9, i can just rewind,
lyrically i'm supposed to represent,
i'm not only a client, i'm the playa president
Notorious BIG --- One more chance

Real niggaz don't run their mouths,
real niggaz make moves & get rich
Layzie Bone (BTNH) --- Murdah one

Nah niggaz, i ain't gay,
this ain't no lesbo flow,
just a lil' sumthing to let y'all niggaz know
Lil Kim (Junior Mafia) --- Get money (remix)

If i could teach the world to be a thug just like me,
we would spend our whole life worry-free,
in the arms of the lord eternity,
no mystery,
come check the essence of the story,
warrior, wasteland warrior so true,
divine,
it's mine,
east 19-90-9,
thats where you finding all of my kind, everytime
Layzie Bone (BTNH) --- if i could teach the world
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hugoboi(m): 11:15am On May 24, 2007
I guess I ain't got no reason to mingle 'round
I found a superwoman
That can leap from the truck in a single bound
Mami I'm tryna bling you down
So niggas without shades on
Can't stare when I bring you 'round



Fabolous _ Superwoman rmx [wiv Lil Mo]
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by RuuDie(m): 4:27pm On May 24, 2007
u know i move like d ounce bottled up in crack,
that's why i make y'all bounce like dat,
crazed & demonic,
holding heat without blazin chronic
Jay-z --- things that u do
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 10:27pm On May 24, 2007
Killing ain't good, but somebody just gotta do it

- 2pac

". . .niggaz mad i get more butt than ashtrays"

- Notorious B.I.G

Papoose's whole verse in "Thug Connection"
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 8:17am On May 25, 2007
I win, u +lost+ like a person without a map.

I got more win(d)s than a hurricane.

I won(one) like three minus two.
-all by papoose(winner)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by dejahvu(m): 11:10am On May 25, 2007
i aint no killer so dont push me
revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy. 2pac hail mary

my lyrics are blue prints to money making, 2pac trading world stories

i aint choose to rhyme,rhyming chose me
so i set the track running like a nose bleed bubba sparks ugly

i play my enemies like a game of chess
where i rest no stress
if u dont smoke sess less , lauryn hill ready or not
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 8:20pm On May 25, 2007
Po Deep:

I win, u +lost+ like a person without a map.

I got more win(d)s than a hurricane.

I won(one) like three minus two.
-all by papoose(winner)
Wow! Po-Deep, U got that track?My PC got formatted and i lost all ma Papoose tracks

U lost like a person without a mark
-Born To Win(Papoose)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 8:52am On May 26, 2007
Kaydee, I just heard d sh.t on radio, freakin' tight. Copp'd gino's album yet? U need to, man.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kaydee(m): 9:19pm On May 29, 2007
The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey that's ugly
If your girl is fine, she's a dime
A suit is a vine, ? is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'
Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Bangin' is bummin'
If you nothin', you comin'
Takin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it
-Big L (Ebonics)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 11:58pm On May 29, 2007
". . . to pull the strings you's the puppet master,
Bleep them other bastards,
now watch who you puffing after,
. . .to get even, shoot for the sky if you against the odds"

- Beanie Seagel

"i put fire on wax just like candles"

- Papoose (Pop the Trunk)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by PoDeep(m): 6:48pm On May 31, 2007
WACKEST PUNCHLINE EVER by d so-called hiphop legend, krs one.

"people tryna take d law into their own hands/
then they get burned like touchin' a frying-pan/."
damn wack!!!
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by gbadex1(m): 12:47am On Jun 01, 2007
yeah whatever. . . .but i still love 'em! cheesy


"i'm a serial (Cereal) killer, i pop like Rice Crispies"

- Cassidy

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