Youngzubi:
bro @ centino I'm here to seek your permission to post your story in my fb group,although i sent you an email month ago but you didnt reply,since you'er not around for now i think i will go on with the posting,but i promise to stop posting at your will,if you see it as a bad idea please kindly notify me to stop the posting


thanks for your understanding

bro its better u wait for his reply bfore u do anything.... Him not responding a month ago might mean he doesnt want u to do it... Kindly wait for him to respond even if it takes months.

Youngzubi:
bro @ centino I'm here to seek your permission to post your story in my fb group,although i sent you an email month ago but you didnt reply,since you'er not around for now i think i will go on with the posting,but i promise to stop posting at your will,if you see - gas a bad idea please kindly notify me to stop the posting


thanks for your understanding

Thank God you are also a writer, how does it feels when someone else's is getting accolades for your work how does it feels right?
Wait until you are permitted

Centino, Where are you oh? Hope everything is going well with you? We wish you well with your hustle but please update soon oh, we no fit wait.

Youngzubi:
bro @ centino I'm here to seek your permission to post your story in my fb group,although i sent you an email month ago but you didnt reply,since you'er not around for now i think i will go on with the posting,but i promise to stop posting at your will,if you see it as a bad idea please kindly notify me to stop the posting


thanks for your understanding

I will advice you wait for CENTINO's reply before posting anything...

surly it feels bad but not when reference is clearly made to clarify who the author is,i will put his name there to show that he owns the story but better still i will wait till he comes online,i never planned to receive anything in his place so mind what you say when quoting me...

YINKS89:
bro its better u wait for his reply bfore u do anything.... Him not responding a month ago might mean he doesnt want u to do it... Kindly wait for him to respond even if it takes months.

i gat u bro,waiting

whao! i must make make my comment at this juncture.i have been reading this story about a week ago from first page to this current page.this has makes me to draw this conclusion.centino has everything needed in literature and drama.from action to comedy with adventure,crime,historical and others. infact,i doff my hat. #centino4president ride on.

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Centino you nailed this one. You have once again demonstrated that Nigerian youth were poorly marketed by our leaders. If to say I get daughter na you I for give, you too correct I am inspired.

Just passing through to see if any making sense thing has dropped...

I stumbled on this story a while ago but time and chance no let me catch up... Well, here I am finally.. It would be selfish to read a story like this and not say a BIG THANK YOU to Centino..

Generations are eagerly waiting to read your literature. Ride on sir.. More imaginations, more creativity and time to write us some..

Your fellow brother in pen..

We dey feel you.. Hustle up and meet us ready

Centino my guy Long time.

Still reading but mostly busy offline. Will catch up soon and hopefully be back for good.

Midastouche01 whatever happened to you? Bummygirl, shigo20, ROYH (oya, call your army ), nastynic (what can I say), tundheay, purityval (you no talk to me again?) Adesina (I think Lleigh can be back anyday.....get ready)

jagugu88li:
Centino my guy Long time.

Still reading but mostly busy offline. Will catch up soon and hopefully be back for good.

Midastouche01 whatever happened to you? Bummygirl, shigo20, ROYH (oya, call your army ), nastynic (what can I say), tundheay, purityval (you no talk to me again?) Adesina (I think Lleigh can be back anyday.....get ready)

Are you incommunicado with Lleigh?
She wrote us not quite long giving flimsy excuse of what kept her away.
Anyway she is welcome anytime....I am still in NL.
Sweet popcorn for you my dear friend on NL

visit us @ www.aerng.com

Centino:
MEET MY NEIGHBOURS

They managed to squeeze the twenty four room storey building and two self contained and four shops of number 225 Katakata Street into a plot of land that was formerly a swamp. No one knows the exact number of occupants of this building. People stream in and out at all hours like it was a shopping mall, except that here you will see men in only boxers with stiff erections bellowing greetings at neighbors in the morning from the top floor balcony while still rubbing their eyes, women clad in only wrappers around their breasts washing heavy lather from the heads of their children close to the gutter, the privileged shop owners spraying holy water with incantations round their business premises, and many other people being supremely busy within the compound while people continued to stream in and out of the building.

I had since given up hope of knowing all my neighbors. Even with the endless throng of occupants and all the in and out movements all year long, there were still rooms that were secured with large shiny padlocks that were never opened for months. The owners were said to either be out chasing goods or visiting the village for the planting season or ensconced in some bush for religious reasons or even running from the police. There are however many with steady lives with whom I interact everyday and whom I will be telling you about.

My name is Ndifreke. I am a university graduate just arrived Lagos to hustle. I share a room with my thirty year old cousin named Mkpoikanna-Abasi, the pronunciation of which has set up many wrestling bouts down the years, due to his insistence that it be said to perfection, something people of other tribes cannot just wrap their tongues around. Someone had suggested that they simply called him Mkpo. That also drove him mad. So they just call him Calabar boy. He is a wharf rat and proudly so. His only passion in life is Manchester United. You’ll hear him say “This season we will win the league. Mourinho wins the league in his second season wherever he goes.”

For actual neighbors, I’ll start with my favourites. There is Irikefe, nineteen and timid looking but every mother’s nightmare as he is said to be the biggest threat to virginity this side of the equator. He is the son of the caretaker and an apprentice carpenter who everyone knows cannot handle a saw. You will always hear Irikefe say things like “Bros, I will be rich. Whether the devil likes it or not, my time will come.” Recently he has been saying “When I grow up, I want to be like Evans. I supported the free Evans hashtag on twitter. Why would they touch him when bigger criminals are roaming free in the Senate? Free Evans joor!” Then there is Mr Zubi, middle aged, impossibly dark with a knife scar one side of his face. He occupies one of the two self contained in the compound with his large family and we respect him because he does not have to share a bathroom with anyone. One day, his precocious ten year old son Willy-Willy came up to him and said “Daddy, is it true what bro Irikefe said that some of the Chibok girls refused to be rescued because of the rod of Moses they were receiving in the bush?”“Gerraway from here! Ewu Gambia!” he retorted with blazing eyes. The boy was lucky to duck in time as three menacing knuckles flew past his forehead”. The six sons of Mr Zubi always gave him cause to bellow “Ewu Gambia” about one hundred times a day. His wife is Mama Willy-Willy. You will hear her say things like “You see what I always say about those actors?! They are all promiscuous! I hear those two from The Wedding Party are getting married! How can they convince me it did not start on the set of the movie? Someone will now tell me all that kissing and touching and holding mean nothing. That it is just acting. Is a kiss no longer a kiss irrespective of the circumstance of administration? They started enjoying themselves from the movie set o jare! Today, they are husband and wife and nobody is talking about the poor boyfriend and girlfriend who were at home supporting their dreams while they were away fornicating on a ready-made excuse. Now those ones are brokenhearted and getting no sympathy.” She threw her right arm around her head in a wide circle and swore that thunder will fire any woman who would near her man in the guise of acting. Mr Zubi shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He was regularly bedecked as a monkey in NTA’s Tales by Moonlight in the 80’s and once landed a 20 seconds cameo as a cripple in a 90’s drama series. He swears that it was he who should have been casted in the lead role with Omotola Jalade in Mortal Inheritance in 96 and not Fred Amata. “He got there through nepotism! The Amatas controlled the industry back then.” He secretly dreams of a lead romantic role with Mercy Johnson. “Thunder will fire you before it happens” his wife had said when he mistakenly said it in his sleep one night. If you like, don’t get up and go to your civil service work.” There is also the neighbor Akunna. You will hear him say things like “this is a calamity of a democracy. Wastefulness, imbalance in every facet, and a mechanism for corruption humanity will see no greater. I don’t blame President Buhari. If I were him, I will not return from that London. Even the messiah cannot fix this nation. Light skinned and freckled in the face and in his forties, his only other problem is his wife. Recently he said to her “Serena Williams won a grand slam with eight months pregnancy! But two weeks after you have conceived another bastard I will not be able to enter my own house because of your nonsense squirming.” His four children were all dreadlocked and bore more than a passing semblance to Talabi the tailor who was dreadlocked since birth. Akunna did not hide the fact that he had been saving up for DNA tests sometime in the future. He also likes Arsenal. Perhaps losing was in his DNA.

And then there is Talabi. He is regarded as a hero in the neighborhood. When Alhaji Sirika would not give any of his resident tenants occupancy of the shops as he did not trust them with rent payment, Talabi led the cry of injustice for many years. When the Alhaji would not budge, he planted faeces in front of the four shops every night for one month until all the occupants of the shops fled. He took the best one for his tailoring business. The other three were occupied by Lukman the one eyed barber, Josiah the carpenter and the oni rice they called Mama Cowbell, all of whom were also resident at number 225. Other than Akunna’s wife, Talabi loved Chelsea FC, and being reigning champions, his feet barely touched the ground since the close season. The last neighbor I must mention at this point is Mr Cosmas. He occupies the second self contained and also does not share a bathroom and would naturally have our respect. But he is weird and says very uncomfortable things. Whenever a discussion veered towards religion, he always had something different to say. He famously said that Jesus did not die for our sins but was murdered for the truth he preached. He said we would all pay for everything we do as God cannot carry the sins of one child and put on the head of another. The less I say about Mr Cosmas the better. It’s just that he is not one to ignore.

I will continue my story next week. For now, I have to go and hustle. Cheers friends.

jagugu88li:
Centino my guy Long time.

Still reading but mostly busy offline. Will catch up soon and hopefully be back for good.

Midastouche01 whatever happened to you? Bummygirl, shigo20, ROYH (oya, call your army ), nastynic (what can I say), tundheay, purityval (you no talk to me again?) Adesina (I think Lleigh can be back anyday.....get ready)

Babe, been busy ni oooo, how u been?

Centino baddest! My man, I celebrate you. This tori make sense die. In fact, I go do fanfiction follow am....



In another news, I this day resign as a chieftain of the INVISIBLE READERS ASSOCIATION (INRA)

I now hereby solemnly swear to be a functioning member of the CREDIBLE READERS ASSOCIATION (CRASS)

In a breaking news, thank you Centino.
For a headline news, abeg, mention me CREGON.... wen onoda show.

As a front page news, I salute every reader and enjoy-er of the story. May enjoyment never cease from your life.

#jahblessings from THE ONE AND ONLY #JAHBRHUDA

I think we should organise a search party and go fetch Centino.





If you are with me Like, if not Share.

Abelranking:
I think we should organise a search party and go fetch Centino.





If you are with me Like, if not Share.

lol


if you know you are with me cause I'm with him,

LIKE

And that is how this story just began to die. Centino In as much as you've been doing a good job, I think you should just plot an ending so as to allow you do ur regular hustle. atleast we'll know the story has ended instead of leaving us hanging and eventually making us lose interest.

The guy said he is indisposed at the moment. What we ought to do is wish him well and hope he writes again. In all honesty Centino has given more than enough already. Should he decide to end it at this point so be it. Let nobody come and start whining like he's done something terrible. There is more to live for than reading fictions.

By the way Centino, all the best in your hustle. Write soon.

Have been following this awsome story ,till i lost my phone , and i decided nt to buy another phone for the main tym buh after one month without kata kata, i doubled my hustle just to get another phone to start where i stopped.

centino person don tire to wait oh, update na

another inconclusive story on nairaland.

Centino aba ke mmo.....mbok gwó di o......esuk uyem.......

Hello everyone. I'm back now so it's BAU from here on out.

Pinkberry5, Ann2012, okafor200 - baba olowo the long prick (jeez man!) , nikz, Damian077, beautygboel, nnachuks, Kaycee9242, 2Lynx, Chichaope, Onetop, Poisonivy01 , tayot1...Thank you for the well wishes. It means a lot.

For those shouting update! update!! and not minding whether or not I don chop, May it be because of you that Seun will share some of his billions with us .

adeniyi65, Freeeanijor, LabUdegbe, Cregon, Austine567...nice to have you guys on board. I'm sure you appreciated the break so you could catch up

And to my homegirl jagugu88li. Elated you stopped by. Caught up now?

Youngzubi! My man...Go ahead jare. You know the drill na... Just let them know it's one coconut head called Centino that did that.

Can't wait to drop the next update. It's cooking already. Any moment now...

Yippee!!!!!
Centino is back

Pls cook fast ooo, I'm damn hungry
Welcome back

I told you guys.. That he will update today didn't I.. Centino my man.. U been dey prison? No worries na you go be next naija presdo... Welcome back bro

Welcome back bro

WAACUT:
U been dey prison?