> The long
> awaited 'Yaradua interview was released at
> last,
>
> Reporter: How are you
> feeling Mr. President?

>
> Yar’Adua:
> I feel like I am still in Saudi Arabia though I am not sure
> where I am. Ask
> Turai, she will tell you how I am feeling.
>

> Reporter: Why did you give
> interview to BBC instead of
> NTA?
>

> Yar’Adua:
> My people cannot watch or listen to NTA due to NEPA.
> But with BBC,
> everyone will turn on their generators to watch and
> listen, Who will burn
> their diesel to watch NTA? Even Goodluck will not do
> that.
>
>
>
> Reporter: What about your 7 point
> agenda?
>

> Yar’Adua:
> Forget about that! That was dead on arrival. It was
> even OBJ’s idea.
> I have streamlined that into only 1 agenda – ‘Hanging
> on to dear
> life’. This will work for every Nigerian. Very simple concept
> that I
> learned here in Saudi or Yemen!
>
>
>
> Reporter: What are you going to
> do about Jos
> crisis?
>
>
> Yar’Adua:
> Jos? Is that still part of Nigeria? Wallahi, I didn’t
> remember.
>
>
>
> Reporter: When are you coming
> back to Nigeria?
>
> Yar’Adua:
> Never! I am not coming back but don’t tell Turai or
> Andoakaa. Turai might order these housemaids to switch
> off my life
> support, Andoakaa might convince Nigerians that I can
> rule from heaven(?)
> and I am just tired of the whole thing,
>
>
>
> Reporter: What message do you
> have for your
> daughters?
>
> Yar’Adua: Marry only governors. Forget the
> Muttallab’s!
>

> Reporter: What message do you
> have for
> Nigerians?
> Yar’Adua: Hold on tight! You
> think the
> ride has been rough, it is going to get worse from here. I
> am glad that I am
> not going to be part of it. I am enjoying my stay here. My
> brother, please
> change that channel for me. I need to watch the next soccer
> game. Egypt
> are my favorite team. I just love
> them.
> Reporter: Thank you Mr.
> President.
>
> Yar’Adua:
> Oh me? I am still the President? Thank you! You better
> leave before Turai
> gets back here!
>
> Regards,

lol!

roflol!

funny but it should be in the jokes section

So funny that i forgot to laugh.

LMFAO. . . . .You win. Na you biko!

Very funny

You sure got me there . . . . good joke

Old joke by Funke Egbemode, but still a nice one anyday!.

^^^ He really got me