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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Kylekent59: 9:40am On Jul 21, 2017 |
joey4sheva: In Abuja not at Abuja. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Ginaz(f): 9:43am On Jul 21, 2017 |
ireneidiva: Thanks |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 21, 2017 |
joey4sheva:Kai. I don laugh tire. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Mrks4770(m): 9:51am On Jul 21, 2017 |
So we had this big sis (a cuz actually who grew up with us but was quite older dan us), she would take me along when going to see her bf then... (He used to work in a lodge). The guy would give mi malt and milk with fried snail... Then after some time, they'd both go into d rooms area leaving mi alone at the reception. On one of this occasions, I decided to stroll round the compound of the lodge...that was where i saw a Indecency mag, on tge floor close to the trash... It was about my 1st time actually holding one in my hands ... Excited mi... reading s*x stories and getting hard... Then i saw a mature lady walking past the lodge gate (well she was actually dressed like one of the ladies in the mag sha... Sexy)... I gathered mind (i was about 14yrs tho I was tall), walked up to this lady where she stood waiting 4 bike... Held up that porn mag in a way she would see it... And the only words dat left my mouth after greeting her were... "Let's ve fun" She was caught bw confusion and surprise... Then she burst into lafter... As she was laffing, mi i just quietly walked away... Y I didn't receive slap dat day is something I'm yet to understand... 4 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by kingtblackhoc(m): 9:56am On Jul 21, 2017 |
ireneidiva:Mr Corrector,we know its septic tank..bt we still enjoy callin it soak-away. Weh done Sir |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by NarnieSnyper(m): 10:14am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I have this funny distant cousin who likes visiting from time to time. I remember when he slept on the living room cushion. I tapped him to go to the room. This guy stood ,up walked down to the room , the door was closed but not locked, na so the guy lean on top door begin sleep while standing. I swear I wanted to leave him there till whenever he realizes himself but I just laughed hard for few seconds and tapped him again to go in. Still cracks me up whenever I remember this. Another one was when he was ill(malaria). This negro was talking, screaming while sleeping/shivering , saying things like "oh God! Don't let me go like this , I love you God , I am sorry, forgive me" while snapping his fingers and clapping his hands. I was scared at first but with the show he was putting on, my brother and I couldn't control our laughter. After he got ,better, we told him about it, and he was like "person life don almost go , una dey laugh". I swear that is the true meaning of Laff wan kee mee whenever I remember that day 7 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ollykay619(m): 10:18am On Jul 21, 2017 |
hakeem4:I had the same experience. It was Nokia Asha N200. I I was sweating profusely inside the bus home. Can't even eat. 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by drey69(m): 10:28am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Mine was during my summer break after JSS2. I just came back from boarding house with a lot slangs i'm used to. There was this particular one after being asked a question "ask me" (in a sneezy way). I've been doing it for everyone and my dad has warned me to stop it before it gets me in trouble, i didn't heed. Like the proverb "a dog that wants to go astray will never listen to the hunter's whistle". There was this particular night my dad came back kinda angry, i was outside and had a little cold. He then asked me a question, coincidentally i sneezed when i was about to reply. In a flash my dad is outside with his hose, before i could muster a word i had been descended on. He transferred his aggression on me that unfortunate night 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Paretomaster(m): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Hmmmmm make I add my own, when I was in primary 5,we were taking a test, and dis pretty girl (Charity) was trying so hard to copy from me, I summoned courage, and told her, I will only allow her copy if she let me f*ck her, she agreed. Fast forward after closing, we were both heading to the junior students blocks when one amebo shout "won Fe Se o! Won Fe se!" ( meaning, they want to do it o) Na so she spoil my show, I chased her across the street.. ...but some old women saved her.. ..na so charity escape. .. Another one is in my higher institution, I stayed off campus, but whenever I don't, I usually sleep in the mosque, that faithful night, guess a guy was dreaming, he shout SUBHANALLAH , the next thing I hear is commotion, people banging their head on the wall in a bid to escape, as the light is off. By the time the light came on, it's just me, and one other guy, some have run as far as the swampy area.. ... 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by pheranme9(m): 10:50am On Jul 21, 2017 |
this happened to me years back. I normally sleep in the parlour so I don no map 4 the house so if light no dy 4 night I can easily find my way to the toilet and ease myself...this faithful day dint no how I slept in my dad's room my mum nd dad have traveled....I woke 4 night no light I con dy find toilet assuming that i was in the palour...the piss don catch me I had to piss 4 my dad's wardrope 4 him room.....its quite funny when I woke up the d next morning I discovered what actually happend!! |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by erumena(m): 11:54am On Jul 21, 2017 |
adonbilivit: Pinshure or adonbilivit! Lol |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by fpeter(f): 12:21pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
joey4sheva: You funny die! |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by fpeter(f): 12:23pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
As a Youth Corp member, that faithful day i was decked up to the nines but had stomach upset...i can't remember what actually happened but i thought it was a harmless fart but instead na watery poo just leak out... 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by uglodoh(f): 12:46pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
kingtblackhoc: soak away is correctly. people tend to correct eat they do not know. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by uglodoh(f): 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
Ginaz:soakaway is correct |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by uglodoh(f): 12:50pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
[quote author=ireneidiva post=58673805]
Septic tank not soak away.[/quote
soakaway is right |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by uglodoh(f): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
ireneidiva:soakaway is correct |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Ab4all(m): 1:27pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
funny thoughts we do for love/lust. back then in secondary School, jss3 to be precise. I had strong feelings for one babe, but to approach her be like iraq-afag war for my heart. so I decided to pen her a letter viz: ditto, I am very happy to write you this letter which I hope will meet your heart in a calm condition. The main purpose of writing you this letter is to let you know that I AM NOT MAN ENOUGH to tell you how I feel about you. please I love you. I became night of a thousand laff in the girls hostel for almost 3 nights. anytime I pass by any class, na so somebody go jump up dey form teacher for board; 'our topic today is letter writing, and everyone will burst into laughter. I couldn't go to school for almost one week. #sec.sch.memories 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Oketwin(m): 1:59pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
My ws Xmas eve my younger bro got drunk for d first time and was shouting chairman I got crazy for U. My mum who never knew he was drunk started shouting blood of jesus 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by tmas(m): 2:07pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by driand(m): 2:19pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
As a Chelsea fan, whenever I remember the look on the face of of friends(arsenal fans) towards the end of every season I burst into a huge laughter... |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Redman36(m): 2:57pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
RSVP:which year be dis.? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Corn99(m): 3:13pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
there was this day my sister and my cousin who just arrived from the village were cleaning the house.... so my sister was trying to check if the bucket she was using is leaking, suddenly this my cousin just start to dey shout "eejo eejo eejo" (if u understand ipetu ijesa language very well, u will know the kind of intonation that comes with it) which means "it's not leaking..... come see as everybody tear race we thought it was a snake cos snake in Yoruba is " ejo". when we later got to know what he meant and we laughed our asses out and will always whine him with that word the second one is about my crush..... while I was in ss2 there was this girl I was crushing on, and then I was this type of person that's always against boyfriend and girlfriend shiit... if I should know you guys are dating ehnn..... na staff room straight...... so fast forward to one night me and by best friend were chatting on 2go.... the guy just told me "he dash me joy "(the assumed name of my crush) naso the guy start to dey help me "toshe" (means arrange work) mumu me, the next day I look for the girl's pic and used it as my 2go profile picture.... her friends saw it and reported to her...... one day sha I got to school and suddenly saw joy and her gang coming towards me, the next thing I got was a question from her friend that saw it and reported to her "ooya lie that u did not use joy's pics as ur dp" and I was like ehn.,uhn...ahn (couldn't talk in front of them cos I was so ashamed) she took me by my shirt and told me never to try that nonsense & rubbish with her..... do u know the funniest part, my friend who was meant to toshe wasn't in sch on dat fateful day...... I became humble straight such that from that day henceforth if I see joy coming I'll run back and either wait till she passes me unnoticed or pass another route..... buh now whenever i remember I'll just laugh out loud tho we still chat at times 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by remi1444: 3:26pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
fpeter:happy birthday ma, blessing follow you. 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by RSVP: 3:56pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
Redman36: Can't do d math right now bro.. Let just say in d days of cabin biscuit and okin biscuit. Dat Okin na my favorite cuz na 5/6 dey inside. But dat cabin is majorly used to celebrate ones B-Day. 1 Like
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Monaco2(m): 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
hakeem4: Bros abeg the phone turned to fufu |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Monaco2(m): 4:32pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
R3m0t3C0ntr01: Bros lol � |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by hakeem4(m): 4:46pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
Monaco2:it was filled with fufu 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by smsventures: 8:29pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
let me share mine On a new year eve a friend of mine got drunk (we live in de same house) And we decided to go home when he got to there door he removed his slippers and started ordering them to go inside the room he was shouting on top of his voice warning the slippers to go into the room Whenever I remember him, it makes me laugh 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Monaco2(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
hakeem4: sorry o |
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