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50 Dirty Jokes That Are (never Appropriate But) Always Funny by raphael3831: 6:37pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
No matter the setting, these 50 hilarious, unsavory jokes are never entirely appropriate. But if you’re bold enough to deliver a punchline, you deserve the laughs it’ll earn you. 1. What’s the difference between a center of gravity and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. 5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. 6. What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. 7. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. 8. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! 9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. 10. What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. Join us on Facebook to continue Reading https://www.facebook.com/WizkidDaddyYoo/ 2 Likes
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Re: 50 Dirty Jokes That Are (never Appropriate But) Always Funny by Obainoneandonly(m): 10:44pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
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