If you have been to a local Nigerian football field, you will know that there are different kinds of characters that you will come across. Here are the 10 types of people you will meet at a Nigerian football field.

The Emperors
These are the people who act like they're the sponsors of the football match and make it their duty to determine how the team will be shared and what the rules will be.

The Super Stars
These are the people that are known to be very good football players and they don't look as desperate when it's time for people to be picked because they know they'll probably be picked first.

The Left Overs
These ones are perpetually unlucky as no team picks them. It may be because everyone knows that they're bad footballers or they look like they're bad due to their physique. If there's going to be what Nigerians call SET, they'll decide to join a new set but may never even be chosen.

The Pretenders
These ones actually came to the field hoping to play football but in order not to be embarrassed, they'll act like they're not interested but hoping that a miracle will happen in their favour.

The Goal Keepers
Nobody likes been a goal keeper on a Nigerian football field as goal keeping is usually left for the left overs. These people make it a duty right from the start to tell everyone that cares to listen that they want to be goal keepers because they know they will not be chosen for any other position.

The Complainers
The complainers act like they've played for Barcelona, Chelsea and Real Madrid at one point in their career and make it their duty to frustrate their fellow team mates who make the slightest mistake.

The Scared ones
This group start getting scared from the moment they get to the field, to the moment they're chosen by a team till the moment a ball is passed to them. They are also scared of the complainers who are out to make their lives a living hell.

The Rough Riders
They're not there to play football but to send someone to the hospital. if you notice them, better avoid them or you'll never play football in your life again.

The Fighters
These people fight for sports. They come to football fields when they have run out of fights in their neighborhoods. If you dare mark them wrong or the referee blows again them, the match is officially over because they will fight till everybody decides to go home.

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Very correct


The way I just they gather FTC this time around eeehhh, it shows something great is about to happen in my life. Amen

Lol..dats true

Those days of I challenge you take one post

area boys,gbana smoker.Skepke/ori malu drunkard.Betting squad.,Nig police ever present in mutfi to extort..Hawkers

The distractors nko

Ball Owner if you like no choose them which ball you go take play?

U forgot one, the commanders /coach

These guys can coach for Jamaica and they usually complain when they give you a wrong pass blaming it on you, like nwaAmaikpe's snr brother, like he could have done better

The Dribblers
These ones will dribble opponents, keepers, post teammates and even spectators

The High Ball group These ones no know parallel and post level goals

The Jubilators These ones will score free post and be doing ronaldo's jubilation

The Replay wanters These ones will ask for replay for events they didn't watch

You forget to put....

IPOB

I be scared ones lol

Eehhhhhhh

Is it true Wenger wants to sign Buhari?

Very True

beta dnt spoil myball
i complain pass ipob youth

beta dnt spoil myball
i complain pass ipob youth

what about me that haven't been to a football field

the fake injury.this set of people will come to field with bute claiming they are very good players but injured. they will stand close to were girls are and be forming coach.but in reality they can't play football and are just there since girls love footballers

karnafiu03:
You forget to put....

IPOB

They be exposing and displaying there yam legs to attract being picked.

I hope all the people that refuse to choose me are playing in Chelsea or Barcelona...

lool, I can relate well, I belong to super star category

J

True. DAT field resemble some where for kubwa o

Team Goalkeepers
who has ever experienced that awkward moment when you dribble your dad in football match

Team superstars that can fear (leg) rough riders.

Which yeye football field

All the football field in Ikeja has been taken over by developers

op which category do u fall Into

free2ryhme:
Which yeye football field

All the football field in Ikeja has been taken over by developers

O boy, no be small thing oo. It's hard to find where to play football these days in Lagos.

DEATHMACHINE:
Team Goalkeepers
who has ever experienced that awkward moment when you dribble your dad in football match

Hahaha.... U'll be like ..
*Daddy no vex*

SMH

Nice post but you forgot.
Bad football players are called O2
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The hailers
The ball owners

Op you forgot one.The ones that will tear your clothes even though is your only school uniform.They will be forming Gerard Pique and Sergio Ramos in the field of play.I have one like that Kenbull ,that's what we call him.He will rather tear your clothes to pieces rather than allow you to score that goal