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The Phcn Prayer. by U1(m): 8:27pm On Feb 08, 2007
Even though I don't mean to be irreverent to God I just thought a prayer should be composed for the PHCN.By the way PHCN is the Power Holding Corporation of Nigeria.

THE PHCN PRAYER
Our PHCN whose work is mess
Darkness be thy name
Thy power never comes
Thy wish is also done
In darkness all day.
Give us this day
A good power supply
And forgive us our failure to pay bills
As we use the money to buy packets of candles
And lead us not into darkness
But deliver us from power cuts
For thine is darkness
The heat and sweat
Forever and ever.

Did I hear you say amen?You are on your own I'm not the one who said it ooo.

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