vivie01:
lol

vivie01:
lol

vivie01:
lol

gbese!!!

I just pity those boys that will be squeezing girls neck during copulation.
When the girl suffocates and die, you'll explain to the police why you can't do simple doggy style.
And I'm very sure the girl will also explain to God why she can't ask you to do simple Missionary position.

Some of you girls have your own Boyfriends,but you still ask for Airtime from people's Boyfriends..
My Question Is:Have you ever seen shoprite Employees Getting paid their Salaries at Spar?

I once Blocked my Mom's Slap...the Next Day She was telling the whole Relative and Her Friends that i wanted to Kill Her!

A Pilot was told to carry mad men from Nigeria to the U.S.A For treatment, he agreed and carried them in his plane.
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On their way, everywhere was so noisy, later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "Please can you teach me how to fly an aeroplane?"
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The pilot replied, "i will teach you how to fly a plane if you'll tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing he won't do it)
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The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was so silent and calm as if an angel entered the plane.
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A minutes later, the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now!
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the pilot became happy and asked "what did you do to them that made them to keep calm?"
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The mad man replied, "I opened the door for them to go and play outside"
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The pilot fainted!

A man fainted in front of KFC, then the whole people in the restaurant rushed to him and rescue him, one person shouted " Bring him water plz ". Then the man ( Who fainted) opened a left eye and said " If I wanted water i would've fainted In front of the whole sea, don't bullshit me, look at where I fainted and do the right thing"

That moment when u're very ugly that way when your Father Look at u and told your Mother that,"We should've used Condom on this one"

Krystaal:
I once Blocked my Mom's Slap...the Next Day She was telling the whole Relative and Her Friends that i wanted to Kill Her!

So true

*Why is the pussy located at the lower part of the body n the boobs on the uppet part
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*because......milk should be kept away from the cat *
knowledge will not kill me

Krystaal:
Relationship Stress can make you go to a Funeral of someone you don't know just to Cry so Hard without anyone judging you!

Follow on Ig@_official_Krystal_

u haven't post anythin on ur IG page Oga Krystal

bamdly:

u haven't post anythin on ur IG page Oga Krystal

Yes sir I'm working on another page solely for my jokes....I'm yet to get enough support...I'm sorry

STUPIDITY: is when you have a Land Rover and a Land cruiser but still have Landlord.

The number of beds some ladies have slept on,are enough to open a National hospital*.

Krystaal:
STUPIDITY: is when you have a Land Rover and a Land cruiser but still have Landlord.

Sheer Stupidity indeed!

Krystaal:
The number of beds some ladies have slept on,are enough to open a National hospital*.

hahahahahahah

Oga Krystaal well done ooo

When a lady sits on a table while she's on her periods. . It automatically becomes a periodic table.

vivie01:

hahahahahahah
Oga Krystaal well done ooo

Nowadays, relationships are like birthday parties. . Once the cake is eaten, then the party is over.

When married people are having sex, is like jazz music. They do it soft, and peacefully.
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But for cheating couples it's fast like Tsonga music. You will return home tired, and feeling like you were involved on a car accident.

Two drunk girls were walking home, coming from a night club. They got frightened when walking near a high accident zone.
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A good Samaritan guy came with a Range Rover, and gave them a lift. They thanked him for the relief from the fright. He said "You should be frightened, because i was also killed here".

Krystaal:
When a lady sits on a table while she's on her periods.
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It automatically becomes a periodic table.

Krystaal:
Two drunk girls were walking home, coming from a night club. They got frightened when walking near a high accident zone.
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A good Samaritan guy came with a Range Rover, and gave them a lift. They thanked him for the relief from the fright. He said "You should be frightened, because i was also killed here".

Na to freeze there ooooooo

Krystaal:
Some of you girls have your own Boyfriends,but you still ask for Airtime from people's Boyfriends..
My Question Is:Have you ever seen shoprite Employees Getting paid their Salaries at Spar?

Boyfriends' got to be loyal!

Girls should be like butterflies .. Beautiful & Hard to catch . But a lot of you are like mosquitoes .. Annoying & Easy to smash

When a woman decides to revenge, even the devil sits down to take lessons

My friend asked me "Why are you getting a divorce?"
I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."
He said, "So?"
And then I responded, "I know she's lying because I spent the night at her sisters house!

A married couple are out at a dance.
There’s a guy on the dance floor break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife says to her husband, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating."

vivie01:


hahahahahahah

Oga Krystaal well done ooo

Thank God body parts are not removable if not you'll see girls like Vivie01 asking their friends "Abeg borrow me your breast, you know say my own don fall..I wan go see my bf"

Krystaal:

Thank God body parts are not removable if not you'll see girls like Vivie01 asking their friends "Abeg borrow me your breast, you know say my own don fall..I wan go see my bf"

Hahahahaha oga Krystaal, you wan try me? , well you said girls LIKE Vivie01, so definitely, not Vivie01

Krystaal:
Girls should be like butterflies .. Beautiful & Hard to catch
But a lot of you are like mosquitoes .. Annoying & Easy to smash

Bad enough!!!!!!!!!!!!

That awkward moment your younger brother ask you to spell diarrhea in front of the whole family and you are like
Can't you check your dictionary? Oponu!
Then your dad boomed "spell it for him now, agba ya"
And the whole house went silent again for you to talk and your brother getting set to right it down
Then you are like...
D-a-o-r-i-a.....dioaria
Asiri werey ba tu!!!

Krystaal:
That awkward moment your younger brother ask you to spell diarrhea in front of the whole family and you are like
Can't you check your dictionary? Oponu!
Then your dad boomed "spell it for him now, agba ya"
And the whole house went silent again for you to talk and your brother getting set to right it down
Then you are like...
D-a-o-r-i-a.....dioaria
Asiri werey ba tu!!!

mo ku o.......jesu gbami!!!!