Imagine if you go to the shop to buy poison to commit suicide . But you still wait for the change. You are not serious.

Dear Men
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One day your Woman will take off Her Brazillian Hair and Make-up...Then you will Talk Man to Man!!

Bad sex is a waste of sin. Imagine going to hell for something you didn't even enjoy

Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world, they will sit down with a mini skirt and you will see nothing.

Ladies, when you see that ex that hurt you so much in town, just point at him and shout "Thief thief!!"
God will handle the rest .

Krystaal:
Dear Men
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One day your Woman will take off Her Brazillian Hair and Make-up...Then you will Talk Man to Man!!

Krystaal:
Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world, they will sit down with a mini skirt and you will see nothing.

What did you want to see, ehnnnnnn?

Krystaal:
Tips for loosing weight..!
Slowly turn your head to the left then again to your right..
Repeat this exercise when offered food..

Mistymash:
I will lace the condom with chloroquine. Will wait for you for your next prescription . Great jokes tho.

Nice jokes op keep up d good work.. I love the way u use everyday occurence to crack ur jokes.

That awkward moment When you're laughing at your friend for getting kicked out of the class and the teacher says "join him"

It's Always A Nice Looking Guy That Comes To U and Whispers In Your Ear "My Friend Likes You" While He Point On A Ugly Monkey, With Big Ears Like A Rabbit

Mosquitoes are heartless, they don't need anybody's permission. . Always when they come, we automatically become blood donors.

My mother sent me to withdraw an amount of #500. But my crush was on the queue of he ATM, so i had to withdraw #7000.
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I am glad she have gave me her number. I am inside the Bank to deposit the #6500 back into the account now

The reason why other guys treat you better than your boyfriend. . Is because they haven't slept with you yet. Don't be fooled my sister.

If you don't have her panties in your wardrobe, or any where in your room. . just keep in mind that she's not yet yours my brother. Case closed.

If you have a side chick, and your girlfriend does not find out. Don't think you are intelligent.
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Just keep in mind that she does not have time, because she's also cheating.

Guys, we are old now. These rules that you can't date your friend's ex boyfriend must fall!!! We don't have time to be hunting strangers. We work on referrals and previous experience

You know the devil is alive when your baby is ugly and everyone keeps sayings it looks like you...

Dear future wife Your boobs should point at me not the floor...

If you are sad don't listen to Celine Dion songs, that granny can make things worse.

When Boredom Hits Me, I Pick My Phone And Start Calling The Police. . . ME: Hello Police, Help Me 48 People Are Following Me . . POLICE: Okay Calm Down! Where Are You? . ME: On Instagram.

I mistakenly stepped on one Yoruba gals feet and she asked me "Are u in Zain? and I replied no ...am in Etisalat .

Only in Nigeria that your phone will be 100% you will still be charging and pressing it... Even they take the light and bring it back you will continue from where you stopped
98% is even low battery

U will see some parents when their daughter is 18 they will write beware of dogs boldly on their gate but when she is 30 they will write buy ur ice block here

Ordinary razor blade is naw N50... Please, that boat that use to carry slaves to America... When is it returning to Nigeria?

Why would you spend 200k for DNA test?
Something that native doctor will check everything for 1k ,give you change,even play you a video

Krystaal:
Dear future wife Your boobs should point at me not the floor...

Lol

Krystaal:
Why would you spend 200k for DNA test?
Something that native doctor will check everything for 1k ,give you change,even play you a video

Haha!

Krystaal:
When Boredom Hits Me,
I Pick My Phone And Start
Calling The Police.
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ME: Hello Police, Help Me 48 People Are Following Me
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POLICE: Okay Calm Down! Where Are You?
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ME: On Instagram.

Gobe!

Witchcraft is when u are in class and your manhood decide to erect for no reason. . Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard......� � �

Krystaal:
The way GTBank female staffs explains the opening of an account is so Sexual, They be like.. "I will open it for you and you will put something inside, okay?"just dey open untill u miss your period.

lwkmd..bro abeg my belle dn de pain me...u tuu gud jare