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Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29: 11:49am On Aug 04, 2017 |
Reactions continue to trail Neymar’s €222m move from Barcelona to Paris Saint-Germain, and a Nigerian has issued a hilarious warning to his employer. The Nigerian, Ayodimeji Badejoko, in a Facebook post, highlighted his qualities, which he noted far supersede the 25-year-old Brazillian’s, before concluding with “Do the needful before you start counting your loss like Barcelona FC.” He wrote Dear employer, Shame on you. Have you seen #Neymar new salary breakdown? He is a community primary school dropout but I am a graduate, He can’t communicate in English but my communication skills are great assets, He exhibits extreme pride but I am humble & meek, He is rebellious and could be violent at workplace but I am very jovial and a team player. He is Neymar Jnr but I am a first born. With all these bad traits, he still got a new pay package. I have better qualities than #Neymar Do the needful before you start counting your loss like BarcelonaFC. Yours faithfully, #ayoSpecie 148 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by tyav7: 11:54am On Aug 04, 2017 |
Honestly I just tire 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by jonbellion(m): 7:09am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Huh Abeg make we hear word! 10 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by massinola(m): 7:09am On Aug 05, 2017 |
His name is Neymar, meaning Mars. One of the 9 planets of the earth and interestingly, the only planet that supports life after earth. So you see? What could your own name mean? Name de follow person. This one wey Bad de attached to your name so 6 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Jalubarika(m): 7:09am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Life is so so Unfair How would only one Person be earning #247 Milli in a week. This is the Annual Salary of the whole organisation I work with in a year. My children must kick the round leather ball ,both Male and Female On this matter, I'm humbled 114 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by emmasege: 7:09am On Aug 05, 2017 |
In the words of Segun Odegbami, "for every successful Kanu, there are thousands (of Kanu) who have failed. In the same vein, for every successful Neymar there are thousands who have failed. Sooo, thank God for whom you are and what you have. There are millions out there who wish they could be you. 78 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Harwoyeez(m): 7:09am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Follow your passion. Your talent will make u excel 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by SeniorZato(m): 7:10am On Aug 05, 2017 |
The most expensive player in Nigeria was sold at the rate of 23 million Euros check the difference 5 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by liftedhigh: 7:10am On Aug 05, 2017 |
OK u try |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by WebSurfer(m): 7:10am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Biko go and sit down |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by OjujuCalabar(m): 7:10am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Education is not a guarantee for being rich. But acquiring financial intelligence. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by permsec: 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Sack letter awaits you on monday. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by akeeen(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
He's not even the highest paid footballer.. 1 Like |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Viking007(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Not funny. |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by seunny4lif(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by lekanation(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
I wonder if Neymar is going to play as right back, left back, defensive midfielder, striker and winger at the same time. I'd rather pay 100m for Hazard 15 Likes
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Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Integrityfarms(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Time and chance happens to them all. No need questioning any employer. Try to be an employer in your little way. Just like I did as a farmer 9 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Nobody: 7:11am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Nigeria's employers should stop being stingy, its nolonger funny. When you promote your employees yearly, you feel better than being in insecurity even though no one is chasing you, but your stinginess giving you sleepless nights not village people networks(VPN). 4 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by jazinogold(m): 7:12am On Aug 05, 2017 |
op add this He has a job but you are jobless |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by chronique(m): 7:12am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Dear employee, thanks for your mail and we can assure you that we have received it. We are sure you have a father and nobody has stopped him from employing a staff. Kindly advice him to set up an organization, after which you can now forward this letter to him. No one would forbid him from paying you Neymar's salary. Best regards. 59 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Ijaya123: 7:12am On Aug 05, 2017 |
The guy is in the wrong field. |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Mickeysho(m): 7:12am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Laughing in chinese 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by SweetJoystick(m): 7:12am On Aug 05, 2017 |
This one obviously no get work or dey work for him relative firm 4 Likes |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by tayo4ng(m): 7:13am On Aug 05, 2017 |
military zone keep off pls |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by mecussey(m): 7:13am On Aug 05, 2017 |
i no no where china get money pay Tevez 515 1 Like |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by hopefulLandlord: 7:14am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Dear Employee Neymar is a top footballer, one of the best in the world and has garnered a lot of fans, many of which are willing to buy the next sheet he drops in the closet; he's irreplaceable in his club which gives him enough leverage to negotiate a better salary or even move to other clubs that are offering him better salary you however are being overpaid by us as 17 guys approached me within the past week and 5 of them are far more talented than you at your job, although they lack your experience but you also didn't have experience when we hired you, 4 of those guys are willing to do your work for 1/3 of what we are paying you and the remaining one said he's willing to work for free for the first 6 months; there are hundreds of thousands of Nigerians that are unemployed right now and have your skills, hell we can even train a zoology graduate on your job and he'll do a fairly good job (no offense to Zoology graduates) I've been fighting the urge of replacing you with one of them as we would save valuable financial resources in the process and the shareholders would be happy for it but this letter of yours finally made the decision for me since firing you would only lead to our loss like your letter implies, we would like to lose from Monday, 7th August 2017, your services would no longer be required, you shall be paid your severance package one week after you surrender all properties belonging to the company in your possession to the Human Resources Manager, Mr John Doe, we wish you success in the search for your own version of PSG; look at the brightest side, whoever your next employer is doesn't need to pay us €222,000,000 first Sign: Management 89 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by armstin: 7:14am On Aug 05, 2017 |
Abeg is he richer than buhari? 1 Like |
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