obailala:
Amunike =

very simple hard erection

haters gon hate.

NwaAmaikpe:


1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
Maimuna= you don do me enuff

NwaAmaikpe:


1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
Maimuna= you don do me enuff

This person wan kill me with laugh

EmekaBlue:
Just for fun. TGIF

(1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop.
(2) Ijeoma = Travel well
(3) Ifeoma = fine thing
(4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house
(5) Ulonna = papa house
(6) Nnanna = papa papa
(7) Nnenne = Mama mama
(8.) Emeka = dem do good
(9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss
(10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend
(11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow?
(12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother
(13) Uchenna = Him papa mind
(14) Ebuka = you too fat
(15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw
(16) Obiora = Public opinion
(17) Nonso = you too near
(18) Amobi = you know him mind.

ADD YOURS and keep the fun moving!

You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun.

(1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop. Wrong translation. Obiageri = He who comes in a time of plenty. What you translated is Ibia igeri
(2) Ijeoma = Travel well (Correct translation = Safe Journey i.e. Life is a journey - best wishes on that journey)
(3) Ifeoma = fine thing (Good thing/ blessing. The child is a good thing that has happened to the family)
(4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house
(5) Ulonna = papa house
(6) Nnanna = papa papa (This means Paternal Grandfather. Usually used when the child is thought to be a reincarnation)
(7) Nnenne = Mama mama (Maternal grandmother - reincarnation of)
(8.) Emeka = dem do good . There is no dem in this name. Emeka means, has done well. Full name is Chukwuemeka.)
(9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss
(10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend (Nothing funny here. The child is his fathers friend or the apple of his father's eye)
(11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow?
(12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother. Wrong interpretation. Nwanneka simply means that blood is thicker than water. Siblings are supreme)
(13) Uchenna = Him papa mind. Wrong again. It means Will of the father. Uche will. Nna is father. Nna in this case refers to God the father.
(14) Ebuka = you too fat . Wrong again. The name is Chiebuka. Chi = God. E = Is. Buka = Very big/great.
(15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw Wrong again. Ogonna means gift from the father. Ogo is gift and nna is God the father.
(16) Obiora = Public opinion. Obi = Heart. Ora = People. Heart of the people
(17) Nonso = you too near. Where did you get the "you" from? Full name is Chinonso = God is near. Chi = God No = Is. Nso = Near.
(18) Amobi = you know him mind.

AuroraB:
Eskis me ECHIETEKA is a specie of snake

Some people bear it still

NwaAmaikpe:


1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
Maimuna= you don do me enuff

Werey

TINALETC3:
dat one na name? It means a child is neva at fault, nt a name jooor

I believe Amaikpe = Judge. NwaAmaikpe = Child of a Judge

win2kwire:


typical names of ibo drug dealers, travel, chop, fine thing, tomorrow go better!

Some English first names to go with them = Calistus, innocent, chopNdie, godDey, GodsPower.

What about Ogunleye
Ogunlabi
Ogunjobi.

Typical Ritualist and Rapist name.
Afonja.com

This is what happens when you take Osogbo weed with Ijebu garri.

AuroraB:
Eskis me ECHIETEKA is a specie of snake

yea I know. legend has it that if it bites you today, you wont see tomorrow
but its still a name tho

NwaAmaikpe:

6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime.

Lie Lie For Africa

Phut:


You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun.

(1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop. Wrong translation. Obiageri = He who comes in a time of plenty. What you translated is Ibia igeri
(2) Ijeoma = Travel well (Correct translation = Safe Journey i.e. Life is a journey - best wishes on that journey)
(3) Ifeoma = fine thing (Good thing/ blessing. The child is a good thing that has happened to the family)
(4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house
(5) Ulonna = papa house
(6) Nnanna = papa papa (This means Paternal Grandfather. Usually used when the child is thought to be a reincarnation)
(7) Nnenne = Mama mama (Maternal grandmother - reincarnation of)
(8.) Emeka = dem do good . There is no dem in this name. Emeka means, has done well. Full name is Chukwuemeka.)
(9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss
(10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend (Nothing funny here. The child is his fathers friend or the apple of his father's eye)
(11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow?
(12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother. Wrong interpretation. Nwanneka simply means that blood is thicker than water. Siblings are supreme)
(13) Uchenna = Him papa mind. Wrong again. It means Will of the father. Uche will. Nna is father. Nna in this case refers to God the father.
(14) Ebuka = you too fat . Wrong again. The name is Chiebuka. Chi = God. E = Is. Buka = Very big/great.
(15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw Wrong again. Ogonna means gift from the father. Ogo is gift and nna is God the father.
(16) Obiora = Public opinion. Obi = Heart. Ora = People. Heart of the people
(17) Nonso = you too near. Where did you get the "you" from? Full name is Chinonso = God is near. Chi = God No = Is. Nso = Near.
(18) Amobi = you know him mind.

He's actually right. Literally not factually.

Igbo names have deeper meanings to it.

mrkings84:
Pls what are the meaning of these names
Ngozi, Ikenna, Oluchi, Amara, Aki, Chinwendu, Chinweikpe, Chioma....

They are all my neighbor, pls an Igbo person should help me with their meaning....

Ngozi- Blessing
Ikenna- Father's strength
Oluchi- God's work
Amara- Grace
Aki- Nut
Chinwendu- God owns life
Chinweikpe- God owns case/judgment
Chioma- Good God

Yemisi - Give me head. Ramotu-

KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

dead brain

NwaAmaikpe:


1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
Maimuna= you don do me enuff

hahhahahah

[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=59147002]
1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it Maimuna= you don do me enuff Hahahaha...crazy mooofuker

Phut:

You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun.

These are supposed to be funny and literal interpretations of the short names. Those who know - like me - got a laugh out of it.

But I suppose it's good for those who don't know to also see the actual meanings.

AMOBI=DICK HEART

Phut:

You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun.

Na wao phut, giving somebody F9 when we're just enjoying the funny and literal interpretations of the short names. Those who know - like me - got a laugh out of it.

But I suppose it's good for those who don't know to also see the actual meanings.

maklelemakukula:

bad belle goan drink alabukun

so I cannot drop comment in peace again

VargasVee:



He's actually right. Literally not factually.

Igbo names have deeper meanings to it.

He's not right

Amuche: preek wisdom

VargasVee:



He's actually right. Literally not factually.

Igbo names have deeper meanings to it.

Literal translation does not mean you should literally mislead people. Literal translation of Chiebuka = God is great. If he only translates half (ebuka), it leads to an intentional misrepresentation. Buka is to be bigger/greater. And that is the literal translation. He was also way off with Nonso. You are too near What the heck is that?? There is no "You" in that name. OP deliberately twisted a lot of the translations to make them "appear" funny.
Trying too hard, I say

KendrickAyomide:
what about NwaAmaikpe ?

i shook mouth for matter wey no concern me

Obiageri... Now I understand y

nextstep:


Na wao phut, giving somebody F9 when we're just enjoying the funny and literal interpretations of the short names. Those who know - like me - got a laugh out of it.

But I suppose it's good for those who don't know to also see the actual meanings.

My brother, I just feel that there are some jokes that are low brow. No be everything you go de joke with. Especially when you know it will lead to a lot of miseducation. A lot of Igbo people don't even understand Igbo. Some of them don't even have Igbo first names. Will all these misinterpretations also not discourage them from naming their children Igbo first names? Our native names are special and have a lot of meaning. Misinterpreting them for a laugh, devalues them

Cubeet:
What about Ogunleye
Ogunlabi
Ogunjobi.

Typical Ritualist and Rapist name.
Afonja.com

I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!

Phut:


Literal translation does not mean you should literally mislead people. Literal translation of Chiebuka = God is great. If he only translates half (ebuka), it leads to an intentional misrepresentation. Buka is to be bigger/greater. And that is the literal translation. He was also way off with Nonso. You are too near What the heck is that?? There is no "You" in that name. OP deliberately twisted a lot of the translations to make them "appear" funny.
Trying too hard, I say

Don't mean it's that wrong too.

Say, you call someone now and ask where you're at. The person says "Nonso"

What do you think of?

You are too nonso move back a little

NwaAmaikpe:


1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6) Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9) Amuneke= preek dey create
10) Amunike= preek and yansh
11) Imieke= Python's nose.

Nice mix

win2kwire:


I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego).

ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland.

I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice!

Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria!

Bloody Afonja trying to change form

You be Yoruba
We all know that an average Yoruba man is a ritual suspect