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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by preator007(m): 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
obailala:very simple hard erection |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by naijalander: 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
haters gon hate. NwaAmaikpe: |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Cubeet: 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:This person wan kill me with laugh 5 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Phut(f): 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
EmekaBlue: You are trying too hard. Why drop half of a name and misinterprete the other parts, just in the name of having fun. (1) Obiageri = If u come u go chop. Wrong translation. Obiageri = He who comes in a time of plenty. What you translated is Ibia igeri (2) Ijeoma = Travel well (Correct translation = Safe Journey i.e. Life is a journey - best wishes on that journey) (3) Ifeoma = fine thing (Good thing/ blessing. The child is a good thing that has happened to the family) (4) Uloma = Ogbonge house or kakarakaa house (5) Ulonna = papa house (6) Nnanna = papa papa (This means Paternal Grandfather. Usually used when the child is thought to be a reincarnation) (7) Nnenne = Mama mama (Maternal grandmother - reincarnation of) (8.) Emeka = dem do good . There is no dem in this name. Emeka means, has done well. Full name is Chukwuemeka.) (9) Ikemefuna= Abeg make my power no loss (10) Enyinnaya = Him papa friend (Nothing funny here. The child is his fathers friend or the apple of his father's eye) (11) Amaechi = you know tomorrow? (12) Nwanneka = my brother pass your brother. Wrong interpretation. Nwanneka simply means that blood is thicker than water. Siblings are supreme) (13) Uchenna = Him papa mind. Wrong again. It means Will of the father. Uche will. Nna is father. Nna in this case refers to God the father. (14) Ebuka = you too fat . Wrong again. The name is Chiebuka. Chi = God. E = Is. Buka = Very big/great. (15) Ogonna = Papa inlaw Wrong again. Ogonna means gift from the father. Ogo is gift and nna is God the father. (16) Obiora = Public opinion. Obi = Heart. Ora = People. Heart of the people (17) Nonso = you too near. Where did you get the "you" from? Full name is Chinonso = God is near. Chi = God No = Is. Nso = Near. (18) Amobi = you know him mind. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by VargasVee(m): 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by wristbangle: 3:45pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: Werey 2 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Phut(f): 3:46pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
TINALETC3: I believe Amaikpe = Judge. NwaAmaikpe = Child of a Judge 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Cubeet: 3:46pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
win2kwire:What about Ogunleye Ogunlabi Ogunjobi. Typical Ritualist and Rapist name. Afonja.com 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by VickyRotex(f): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
This is what happens when you take Osogbo weed with Ijebu garri. |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by maklelemakukula(m): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
AuroraB:yea I know. legend has it that if it bites you today, you wont see tomorrow but its still a name tho 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by talk2saintify(m): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: Lie Lie For Africa |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by VargasVee(m): 3:49pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Phut: He's actually right. Literally not factually. Igbo names have deeper meanings to it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Pharaoh9(m): 3:49pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
mrkings84: Ngozi- Blessing Ikenna- Father's strength Oluchi- God's work Amara- Grace Aki- Nut Chinwendu- God owns life Chinweikpe- God owns case/judgment Chioma- Good God 2 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by doctore212(m): 3:50pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Yemisi - Give me head. Ramotu- 3 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by femi4: 3:50pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:dead brain 2 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by maklelemakukula(m): 3:51pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:hahhahahah 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by iamyungkizzy(m): 3:52pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=59147002] 1). Olaitan = A threesômer 2). Iziegbe= Gun head. 3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums. 4). Alanta= Small Brezz 5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 6) Osibanjo= stealing is a crime. 7). Buhari= carry it around, change it Maimuna= you don do me enuff Hahahaha...crazy mooofuker |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by nextstep(m): 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Phut: These are supposed to be funny and literal interpretations of the short names. Those who know - like me - got a laugh out of it. But I suppose it's good for those who don't know to also see the actual meanings. 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by fafambo: 3:55pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
AMOBI=DICK HEART 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by nextstep(m): 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Phut: Na wao phut, giving somebody F9 when we're just enjoying the funny and literal interpretations of the short names. Those who know - like me - got a laugh out of it. But I suppose it's good for those who don't know to also see the actual meanings. 1 Like |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by lekanation(m): 3:57pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
maklelemakukula:so I cannot drop comment in peace again |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Pharaoh9(m): 4:00pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
VargasVee: He's not right |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Emperor119(m): 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Amuche: preek wisdom |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Phut(f): 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
VargasVee: Literal translation does not mean you should literally mislead people. Literal translation of Chiebuka = God is great. If he only translates half (ebuka), it leads to an intentional misrepresentation. Buka is to be bigger/greater. And that is the literal translation. He was also way off with Nonso. You are too near What the heck is that?? There is no "You" in that name. OP deliberately twisted a lot of the translations to make them "appear" funny. Trying too hard, I say 3 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by nuelsam: 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
KendrickAyomide:i shook mouth for matter wey no concern me 2 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Tiffbuxas: 4:04pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Obiageri... Now I understand y |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Phut(f): 4:05pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
nextstep: My brother, I just feel that there are some jokes that are low brow. No be everything you go de joke with. Especially when you know it will lead to a lot of miseducation. A lot of Igbo people don't even understand Igbo. Some of them don't even have Igbo first names. Will all these misinterpretations also not discourage them from naming their children Igbo first names? Our native names are special and have a lot of meaning. Misinterpreting them for a laugh, devalues them 3 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by win2kwire: 4:08pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Cubeet: I am not afonja and cannot speak for them but ibos invented using human head for money (ego). ibos started the trend to sell their father and mother for money, they then upgraded to selling babies for money - actually there are baby making factories in iboland. I don't know of anything ibos will not do for money, human sacrifice, carrying drugs to places with death penalty, selling their parents and children or buying babies from factories, importing toxic waste to their own villages, using hiv needles in their chemist, importing fake rice and including using their own live body parts as sacrifice! Ibos are the worst tribe in African, not just Nigeria! 2 Likes |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by VargasVee(m): 4:08pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Phut: Don't mean it's that wrong too. Say, you call someone now and ask where you're at. The person says "Nonso" What do you think of? |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by kabillion(m): 4:09pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
You are too nonso move back a little |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by EmekaBlue(m): 4:10pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:Nice mix |
Re: Igbo Names And Their Funny Direct Translations by Pharaoh9(m): 4:11pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
win2kwire: Bloody Afonja trying to change form You be Yoruba We all know that an average Yoruba man is a ritual suspect 6 Likes 1 Share |
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