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Best Quotes In Surgery. by mediclife1987(m): 9:40pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
� It is better to open and see than to wait and see. Sidney Cuthbert Wallace (1907) �The flat abdomen is a good abdomen. G A Decker �Abdominal wall closure: if it looks all right, it’s too tight – if it looks too loose, it’s alright. Matt Oliver �Better to have a piece of peritoneum on the bowel than a piece of bowel on the peritoneum. �Two things surgeons fear the most are God and peritonitis. Henri Mondor (1885 - 1962) �Never let the skin stand between you and the diagnosis �Who learns anatomy from books, should one operate on books only? �The advent of anaesthesia has made it so that any idiot can become a surgeon. William Stewart Halsted (1852 – 1922) �There is an inverse relationship between the surgeon’s ability and the frequency he asks for more muscle relaxants. �Blood brain barrier: the screen between the surgeon and the anaesthetist. �Surgery is not an art, it is a personality disorder. �Have plenty of assistance but not many assistants. Augustus C. Bernays (1854 - 1907) �A good chief has always been a good assistant. Charles F. M. Saint (1886 - 1973) �A surgeon operates as good as his assistant permits. �The surgical resident is like a mushroom: kept in the dark, fed shit and expected to grow. �Poor surgeons can improve but poor assistants never become good surgeons. Moshe Schein �All bleeding eventually ceases - when the patient is dead. Guy de Chauliac (1300 - 1368) �The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is haemorrhage. William Stewart Halsted �There are four degrees of intra-operative haemorrhage: 1. Why did I get involved in this operation? 2. Why did I become a surgeon 3. Why did I become a doctor? 4. Why was I born?. Alexander Artemiev �Blood bank is the surgeon’s gas station. �The most important clotting factor is the surgeon. Moshe Schein �In men nine out of ten abdominal tumours are malignant, in women nine out of ten abdominal tumours are the pregnant uterus. Rutherford Morris (1853 - 1939) |
Re: Best Quotes In Surgery. by Nobody: 10:19pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
I guess these are "inside" jokes |
Re: Best Quotes In Surgery. by mediclife1987(m): 11:30pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Inanna: They're intelligent jokes sort of. More like speaking the truth humorously. |
Re: Best Quotes In Surgery. by oxypress: 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2017 |
In the presence of an anaethetist the surgeons blood pressure is more stable. |
Re: Best Quotes In Surgery. by mediclife1987(m): 2:49pm On Aug 07, 2017 |
oxypress: A good anaethetist that is.... |
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