bannykel:

I disagree. When u are MAN ENOUGH, dis shit ain't gonna happen.

are you trying to attribute the increasing cases of quarrels and divorces in relationships to the husbands not being man enough? I totally disagree

sinaj:
Take it from her gently.

you fine die. abeg marry me na.

Hmmm

Kennyprince:
There is no way my wife ll be pressing phone while we are in bed.....that's a terrible insult

make I hear word jare!

That is totally rubbish..... I can't tolerate something like that..

I will just blame Buhari for it

Blueeyedboi:
Take my car keys from the table..drive out and go catch some fun with my side chic...

what if side chic is not in the mood?

KevinDein:

Yeah, hopefully when your partner disrespects/cheats on you, as is usually the case with the insatiable being that is a woman, another moorroon would come write an essay to justify it, as you've beautifully done.

All these morroonic women asslickers on nairaland are as repulsive as it gets.

How deluded can you be? Is being stupid the only talent you have ?
I earlier stated that you should not attack me for airing my opinion. But I knew some nitwit and imbecilic individual like you would still come out and bark like a sahara breed dog.
If your woman cheated on you,how is that my concern ?
If you don't trust women base on what you have personally witness,why should you blame me for that?
The fact that you have monopoly to be stupid doesn't mean you should drag me along.As a matter of fact,I won't come down to the level of your enormous naivety. I'm too big for that..!
You seek for my attention and I'm sure you have got it.
Work on that loaf of bread you called brain next time before you quote me.

Rolly83:


Nice points!! You really got it real good..@OP wait ooo,are you a lady Coz you sound like one!

Lol,I'm just like a man that studied womanology.
In order to avoid stories that touched when I finally got married.

What did you do to her to bring her respect of your manliness so backward?

Tha she is still in tg same room with you , mean the gate is still open for dialogue...

That she is holding a phone does not mean she is emotionally away in Lagos while both of you are physically in Ondo!

There is just on key she need to turn out her web, to pass through her door, to make her cry, to bring love off from within her closed breast.

Go down to the ground for 1). her creator, confess to him what ever ou might have done, tell Him of what you cannot do, everything. Yes! Ask Him to forgive and grant back your home to you.

Let her hear you while you talk to your Father, her Father! Tell him you are sorry admist sobs.

Then get up... Winner-man, get up, dust your knee...

Go to your bedside...
And sleep like a baby!
Tomorrow you will feel her arms beside you!!!

Because you are Adam, except you did something to her very self, you did not need to do the second option: on your knee to her!

Turn your life around for her GOD.

Give her head she'll leave the phone by force

u start pressing dat phone wit her now. pick more interest in wat she does and start ur handjob from d top. she will drop d phone n join u. no fight biko

#justwondering. Time for sex indeed. There's no time for sex, it takes a process... It can happen anywhere, anytime, when we're in the mood, every other thing waits! U don't need to say it

Hollicom:
You want to have sex with your wife she started pressing her phone what do you do

Press her breast.

Are you not seeing that the cat is out of its bag ?

Is the phone stuck to her hand ni?

Nedfed:
I'll leave her and sleep just to avoid what happen in 2015

In the PDP era..

mthewwww DAT IS SIMPLE COLLECT THE FONE N THROW IT AWAY (2) HOLD HER LEGS SPREAD IT SHE WILL THROW D FONE AWAY (3) FINGER HER PUSSY SHE WILL SURENDER HER SELF

Nedfed:
I'll leave her and sleep just to avoid what happen in 2015

Biko, werin happen in 2015?

Join Her Online...Chat A Little And Reveal Your Intention In Between The Convo...Trust Me..Its Gonna Be Fun

sinaj:
Take it from her gently.

Oh ma Ga this comment is the bomb so damn romantic...
"just drag it gently"

Nedfed:
I'll leave her and sleep just to avoid what happen in 2015

The story below could give a clue to what might have "happened in 2015"!

WHAT HAPPENED IN 1967 WILL REPEAT ITSELF

An elderly man boarded a bus at Race Course Bus Stop in Lagos heading home to Ikeja one bright evening.

Typical of Lagos bus stops, and the rushes by commuters to get on board, this 80year old smiled as he struggled in to get a seat. Just as he sat down he discovered his wallet had been stolen from his back pocket.

As the bus moved on quietly into the night, a loud voice was heard from the back of the bus "WHOEVER TOOK MY WALLET SHOULD RETURN IT: OR ELSE, WHAT HAPPENED IN1967 WILL REPEAT ITSELF O". He repeated this again and again much louder.

The noise was from the 80 year old man someone explained. Sudden dead silence and fear engulfed everyone in the bus.

Voices in whispers were heard in the bus asking "What happened in 1967". Everyone in the bus started begging whoever did this to please bring it out.

The man that stole the wallet became afraid. He quickly dropped the wallet and kicked it near the old man: and in a short while, a fair young lady shouted pointing underneath the seats.

"Sir, see the wallet!" Great sigh of relief it was with the find.

The old man came down at Ikeja and continued his homeward journey. An inquisitive young Youth Corper who was on the same bus, and who also came down, walked briskly close and asked the old man, "Sir, sorry sir, but, What Happened in 1967?"

The man replied..."Son, in 1967 a similar event occured and you know what... I TREKKED HOME!

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So who knows our NEDFED could have dropped off and dreamt of skiing atop of Mount Kilimanjaro in 2015....?!?

My love wait lemme finish dis text. Need to send this to 1,500 clients. Hehehe

....Pls are u married? U wife will do it & u will not do any thing.
Women are confused set of beings that do not really know what the want some times

Water101:
so that u will start having wet dreamz...

Are u married?

Homeboiy:
I will face the other side of the bed and sleep

And have the sex in your dream abi?

Angelsss:

Oh ma Ga
this comment is the bomb
so damn romantic...

"just drag it gently"

u drag it gently while kissing her

sniperr007:


Runaway love.

I didn't run jore. You did because of dat calabar girl

Blueeyedboi:
Take my car keys from the table..drive out and go catch some fun with my side chic...

my brother, one bottle for you. life is too short to be unhappy over someone's stupidity.

sinaj:
I didn't run jore. You did because of dat calabar girl

No.. I got my eyes only on u.
Please reach me on rickiedominic@yahoo.com

Nedfed:
I'll leave her and sleep just to avoid what happen in 2015

What happened in 2015?

Skoopy:

On point