Instead of leading from the front,
And giving school childrens food to eat,
And paying poor Nigerians 5000 naira,
Buhari has deserted
And abandoned Nigerians to hunger

Instead of leading from the front,
And fighting kworruption to a standstill,
Buhari appointed lowlifes to high office
Buhari deserted
And cabal is cutting grass anyhow.

Instead of leading from the front,
Buhari abandon farmer to fulani headsmen
And soldier to boko haram,
To cut off their heads
Buhari desert us all,
And is drinking tea with bishop of london.

Deserter!, deserter!!, deserter!!!
he say he is general,
but we no see his certificate,
when yawa gas,
he just desert his country!

He run away,
From battle,
In the face of the enemy!
Cow...

Lol...he's on medical tourism, will be back 2018 to campaign for second term, win and relocate permanently till 2023.