Throwback: 10 Funny Things We Believed As Kids

1. Cover the head of a duck in a drum and on the seventh day, it will turn to a snake. Who still remember this one?

2. When it is raining and the sun is shinning as well, elephants are busy, seriously giving birth!

3. Whenever your food touches the ground, don't eat it; devil has already eaten it

4. Large snakes vomit diamonds which they use as light to hunt for food at night! Lol. Abeg, what's the relationship between flesh and stone? Diamonds are gotten underground for crying out loud!

5. If you don't share your foods with classmates, your fingers would become bent.

6. If a boil appears close to your eyes, you must have been stealing meats from the soup pot

7. Any child who buys a boiled egg, fried fish or suya secretly without the knowledge of adults, could grow up to be a thief!

8. When you lose a tooth, you must run round the house, saying 'Rat, take big tooth and give me small one', then throw the tooth on the roof. Failure to do this would result to growing a big tooth!

9. If you swallow the seed of a fruit, say cherry or orange, a tree will grow in your stomach. Na so Person belle don turn soil Lol!

10.There's always a ghost (Mrs Koi-Koi) that roams the local primary school at night!

You can add the ones you know

lamo

If you don't give yourself space while pooping( we go to bush in group) , your mum will give birth to a frog...

if you go to school during public holidays.....

you will be taught by birds...

Mologi:
if you go to school during public holidays.....


you will be taught by birds...

in our own case, we believed frogs would teach anyone going to school on a public holiday.

twin children,wen angry could Bring out snakes and make beans on fire never to get cooked..

I was an ajebo pikin so I didn't do this

Rapmoney:
in our own case, we believed frogs would teach anyone going to school on a public holiday.

we believed that bird will pluck out the eyes of anyone go to school on holiday time

Young03:
I was an ajebo pikin so I didn't do this

Who dash monkey banana? You wey grow up for Maroko! you think say we no know you?