Which number did it for u?? 1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad _________________ 2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer _______________ 3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next _______________ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have thesame problem... __________________ 5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions __________ 6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?) _____________ 7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles) _______________ 8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact) _________________ 9. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR _____________ 10. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness) Which number makes u smile? Good morning to all.....

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have thesame problem...

5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions

op! I'm just shining my teeth right now

The number 9 na dieeee

number 9

3

NO.8
Very very 2ru n funny

choi

marksleek25:
Which number did it for u?? 1. Most of the guys that say they
don't date fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad _________________
2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking
about God
than to sit in a church thinking about
beer _______________
3. Have you ever been next to people
who
gossip so much that you're even
scared of leaving them cause you
know you're next _______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman
and the farmer who grows corn by
the
roadside have thesame problem... __________________
5. Some females are so afraid of
killing
cockroaches but they already did 5
abortions __________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl
posting stuff
like "I want to forget everything and
move on"
forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?)
_____________
7. A man is the head of
the family, & a
woman is the neck that turns the
head (smiles) _______________
8. Treat every part of your towel
nicely
because the part that wipes your
buttocks
today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real
fact) _________________
9. If a girl dumps you because you
don't have money and after you have
made
money...
She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise
her
marriage... Tell her family that you
want
to renovate their house... Remove
their roof and
DISAPPEAR _____________
10. When you see a poor man eating
chicken, he is either sick or the
chicken was sick
( I
am a witness) Which number makes u smile? Good morning to all.....