If we had Northern and Southern Nigeria , things would have been different.

I remember when we use to watch suicide bombing in Iraq on CNN. Nigerians would boast and make jokes that a Nigerian can never commit suicide. That the Iraqis are animals. Fast forward few years later , suicide bombings became normal. Guess who introduced it?

Now if we had Northern and Southern Nigeria, we will still be watching it in the news and wonder what's wrong with the other side. The economy, lives and property of the South would not be affected.

Travel warnings will be issued to southerners traveling down North of dangers ahead.

At least one part of Nigeria would have been way ahead of where the entire country is today.

Our elections won't be so deadly. While the Northern president is in UK, the younger southern president will be active.

We won't have to battle rats, hyenas and jackals. We will be reading about PMB in London like every other country.

We would have been importing cows, goats, sheep and grains from Northern Nigeria and exporting crude oil, palm oil, rubber and timber to Northern Nigeria.

We won't Have Cows roaming our streets or President with a barely developed speech syntax.

We will miss Suya shaa.

kanayoNickel:
We won't Have Cows roaming our streets or President with a barely developed speech syntax.

We will miss Suya shaa.

There will still be aboki doing suya, but with work permit. And paying tax.

DLuciano:
We would have been importing cows, goats, sheep and grains from Northern Nigeria and exporting crude oil, palm oil, rubber and timber to Northern Nigeria.

Of course. There would be peace.

The money spent on PMBs medical and fighting bokoharam, would have been channeled to infrastructure down south.

There would be no clashes with herdsmen. Lives would be saved.

Just like India and Pakistan

there would be no Alma kiri,bokoharam,herdsmen,polio,less beggers,less ilitrates

The ppl that sold ilorin away to their beloved masters will still do same in the south

mekaboy:
If we had Northern and Southern Nigeria , things would have been different.

I remember when we use to watch suicide bombing in Iraq on CNN. Nigerians would boast and make jokes that a Nigerian can never commit suicide. That the Iraqis are animals. Fast forward few years later , suicide bombings became normal. Guess who introduced it?

Now if we had Northern and Southern Nigeria, we will still be watching it in the news and wonder what's wrong with the other side. The economy, lives and property of the South would not be affected.

Travel warnings will be issued to southerners traveling down North of dangers ahead.

At least one part of Nigeria would have been way ahead of where the entire country is today.

the south will still end up being betrayed by....you know them now they would've betrayed and sold other southerners away to ausa/pulanis

Southern nigeria wudda've become an emirate region with a sulu gambari/emir as king....scratched face coneheads and tigerclaws ppl would've betrayed the other southerners

mekaboy:

Of course. There would be peace.

There wont be peace.

DabuIIIT:
Southern nigeria wudda've become an emirate region with a sulu gambari/emir as king....scratched face coneheads and tigerclaws ppl would've betrayed the other southerners

It won't he easy when the south is governed by a different constitution.