Rats are ought to be found in buhari's office cos this is a zoo. When there are lions, hyenas and jackals why wont there be rats?

Factfinder1:
BROKEN NEWS!
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"Our members didn't vandalize Buhari's office" - Rat Association of Nigeria kicks.

Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) has refuted the Presidency's Allegation of Vandalism against their Members.

Reacting to the allegation, the National chairman Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) Comrade Ntapia O. Ntapia said "We respect protocols, our members don't cross National Red Lines. We are peaceful and law-abiding citizens as we are found in every home across the country. We therefore urge the general public and good people of Nigeria to please disregard the ridiculous and baseless allegation"

In a telephone chat with the Aso Rock coordinator of the Association Chief Tụfịakwa Kpokokpo, who also debunked the accusation as false and laughable, warned the Buhari's administration to desist from instigating Nigerians against them.
"You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members. Now they have come again with another bunkum. We are fully aware that Buhari is doing everything possible to ruthlessly annihilate and exterminate us, but he will fail" he said.

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my chest oh hahahahaha

I have been directed by the general manager of cable network of america to offer OP an appointment as head of reportorial desk covering sambisa forest on 1m per month. Congrats

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in a swift reaction, the legal Advisa to the president of Rats Association of Nigeria has advice all their members to calm down as legal proceeding has already been instituted against the FGN

Neminc:
In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack

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By extension,another group of Rats loyalists to commander uzo kanu warn that Nigerian Government is marginalizing them,That they are sidelined from the affairs of the country and the Government keep up extorting their resources .In another development,I was lucky to have interviewed one old rat that claimed anonymity said C.Uzi is actually not a patriotic at all as he claimed to be.That he is only brainwashing and deceiving the gullible Rats, and whenever things get worst he would definitely run to the bush for his life and leave the innocents Rats to be killed.

Nigerian are really funny

Neminc:
In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack

This is so Nigeria

Neminc:
In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack

Hai God! See what my country has turned to! Rat is now running our affairs

dungas30:
CAN IMAGEN THE KIND OF UNSENSIBLE TOPIC ON FRONT PAGE. I HATE NAIRALAND AN EVEN THE OWNER NAIRALAND IDIOT PEOPLE

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And u are here doing what? Spending ur mb reading "idiot people" posts. Who's d real IDIOT?

Kai see rat o. Lolssssssssssss

Nigeria Is A Comedy House Full With Comedians.

Sleek idea, friend.