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The Nine Heavenly Joy Sticks by YahwehPenis: 8:07pm On Aug 29, 2017
De joy in Heaven ar nine. Dey ar like d sticks of choir conductor. The heavenly joysticks can b hold wt hands, dey ar piscical & holdable. D first d joystick of Jehovah(d condom of God is at hand). I am d joystick & ye are the foreskins. Whoever foreskin abideth not in me sha not fit for d condom of God. John 5:5
There ar five wise vagines in heaven, they av five joy sticks, they stroke d joysticks dey give head to d words d joy sticks speak, d foolish vagines dint giv head 2 d joy sticks, they ar pornished by d heavnly pornisters.

Jesus Cries d lamba of God hav 3 joysticks, he said, send me, father, send me 2 d vagines. I cum 2 u I sha stop ur issue of blood wt my joysticks. I sha put d sacred joysticks into u in-toto till u confess & say Oh my God.

Come to me, all u that ar in labour & ar heavily loaded & I sha giv u rest. Matthew 11:28

Piss be to u frm d joysticks of God. Shalom.

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Re: The Nine Heavenly Joy Sticks by obisco4u: 10:00pm On Aug 29, 2017
This guy is off the hook. I hope they don't block your account! Keep up the messy work untill Jeses cums!

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Re: The Nine Heavenly Joy Sticks by YahwehPenis: 9:32am On Sep 01, 2017
obisco4u:
This guy is off the hook. I hope they don't block your account! Keep up the messy work untill Jeses cums!

This is d message of messy, seeners shd repaint or face d rot of d cumming king. Repaint, D condom of God is at hand.

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