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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by johnydon22(m): 11:27am On Sep 13
1Sharon:


Am I the only one who sensed sarcasm?

probably
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by 1Sharon(f): 11:33am On Sep 13
johnydon22:


probably


Point 4-7, she can't be for real
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by sonofluc1fer: 11:43am On Sep 13
1Sharon:


Point 4-7, she can't be for real
Lol.

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by johnydon22(m): 11:53am On Sep 13
1Sharon:


Point 4-7, she can't be for real

Unfortunately she is
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 12:03pm On Sep 13
Christians be smart, firstly prove to me that Jesus Christ rise to the heavens over 2000years ago without any plane, jet, rocket, or even helicopter? Mathematically it's literally not possible. Secondly prove to me that Jesus Christ walol in the sea or was it frozen and finally how can Jesus Christ be a virgin without even masturbating. Am so sure God Is an imaginary story! In the ancient days people taught the sky was heaven but scientist have travel out of this world to space. So where is the heaven. Even the stupid Quran said the earth was flat and it's obvious the earth is spherical.
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by STUPUDTHEISTS: 1:06pm On Sep 13
Martinez19:
chai. grin grin grin grin grin
Remember MONEYJOEE? smiley
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by STUPUDTHEISTS: 1:39pm On Sep 13
segunojo866:
Christians be smart, firstly prove to me that Jesus Christ rise to the heavens over 2000years ago without any plane, jet, rocket, or even helicopter? Mathematically it's literally not possible. Secondly prove to me that Jesus Christ walol in the sea or was it frozen and finally how can Jesus Christ be a virgin without even masturbating. Am so sure God Is an imaginary story! In the ancient days people taught the sky was heaven but scientist have travel out of this world to space. So where is the heaven. Even the stupid Quran said the earth was flat and it's obvious the earth is spherical.

grin grin grin grin grin grin

The stories are stupid right?

Whoever you're are, thank you for making me laugh so hard grin
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by 1Sharon(f): 1:40pm On Sep 13
STUPUDTHEISTS:


Remember MONEYJOEE? smiley

Are you him?
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by jonbellion(m): 1:49pm On Sep 13
Hmmm believing in all those church of satan bullshit and that artists sell their soul to the devil

Watching harry potter later than I should have cuz I was told it was demonic and spreading to word to everybody I knew

Believing that we were on the end times and one Jew that was probably on some serious LSD was going to come and swoop is all to super crazy fun land

Reading "heaven is so real by choo Thomas and wondering how my mansion in heaven would be like plus also thinking that you get all the cool stuff on earth in heaven

Believing that everybody needs Jesus to have eternal bliss and bio matter what you do you will always be a piece of shiit to God unless you say the magic words

Believing that one cosmic Jew in the vacum of space actually gave a shiit about me and how I live my life

I've left all that shiit behind now

Religion can suck on my balls

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by Mujtahida: 2:04pm On Sep 13
In SS 2- because I grew up on the Airforce Base where everything is documented as per military na - my colleagues in class happened on a document containing the list of people who had gotten born again in Primary four and behold yours truly's name was on it. My friends taunted me with it for days knowing I was very much a rascal like the rest of them. Chai, christianity with born again and backsliding and rededication merry go round.

A long time later as an adult I became born again for the umpteenth time. Went to church and put all my money in the offering basket believing God will miraculously provide a means of transportation home and strengthen my faith. Omo, I trekked home ooo and quite some distance it was. Not up to five years ago I did the same thing as my mumu never do. Had to go beg for lift after dropping my all by faith for Church building project.

My Holy Spirit baptism during my University days was something else. Was rolling on the ground laughing uncontrollably like the possessed maniac of Gedera. Went to church Sunday of that week and just started crying one kind dry cry(I am an unemotional person) and repeating this: He has called me, he has called me, he has called me. I was taken by the Elders to the church annex and prayed for as a rising spiritual star. I used to believe I was the Paul of this generation.

Was very active in Living Faith then. Went to church and the pastor preached on faith and said we should try to practice what was preached so much so that on Monday next I got up, went to Park and Shop in Abuja, believing I will come back with a lap top. While there, I saw some Lebanese and began to move closer to them believing they will come through for my faith. Last, last I had to beg for tp home and immediately I got home I started laughing at my own folly. I later got a laptop three years after while in law school through the bursary paid by my State Government.

I still believe in God but basically that God- like the insightful Athenians posit - is Unknown. I live my life free of the demands of religion. The Christian god of the Bible is a fraud, an impostor, an idol and a sick caricature of God.

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by STUPUDTHEISTS: 2:13pm On Sep 13
1Sharon:


Are you him?


Yes ma'am. Unlike our Christard Brethren, I always announce whenever I open new monicker — i don't pretend to be a different person, or type with a different style. grin

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by JackBizzle: 2:16pm On Sep 13
This thread is giving me mixed emotions here.

Na we suppose dey protes, no be charly boy

RELIGION: OUR MUMU DON DO!

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by adepeter2027(m): 2:23pm On Sep 13
STUPUDTHEISTS:


Yes ma'am. Unlike our Christard Brethren, I always announce whenever I open new monicker — i don't pretend to be a different person, or type with a different style. grin
Buhaha

Youre referring to some set of people oo
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 2:43pm On Sep 13
STUPUDTHEISTS:


grin grin grin grin grin grin

The stories are stupid right?

Whoever you're are, thank you for making me laugh so hard grin
hahahahahaha. Pm me if you are interested in atheists group chat. Thanks
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 2:56pm On Sep 13
Another fun thing i did as a Christian was stop enjoying sex and masturbation for over 1year believing it was a sin. Honestly i was very uncomfortable for 1year because my d**k was use to releasing sp*rm all the time. I still remember how i destroyed and burn all my pornography magazines and movies. I lost a lot of my friends because i taught they are demonic. I still remember going to Tb Joshua church for deliverance from demons. Hahahahahaha. The most painful thing was losing my sex addicted gf because a Christian crook told me she is demonic but today am so thankful that stupidity has left my life. The atheist voice

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:06pm On Sep 13
Can Jesus Christ operate iPhone7? Honestly if you examine the Bible story of creation you will notice that it's a scam. Firstly God created Adam and eve Unclad, so it's obvious that God like seeing Unclad people. why did God create hell fire for people who don't want to worship him? Is it by force to worship Mr God? How is it possible that Noah build an ark with so few number of man power? Honestly Christians do you believe that in the ancient days people live up to 900years? It's so ridiculous. If you God Is so loving and caring why is he allowing earth quake to kill millions of innocent people. The atheist voice

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:09pm On Sep 13
Why are there so many churches in Nigeria and still yet no development. Nigeria is the most religious country in the world and also the most corrupt. The problem we are facing in Nigeria is not politics but religion. Please like our facebook page called "The atheist voice "

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:16pm On Sep 13
Ayo001:
Wake up bro. That did not put more money in her bank acct neither made her happier.
Mr man, so you really believe the earth is less than 10,000years old? Do you believe that Jesus Christ is still coming? Do you believe marry was a virgin and still gave birth to Jesus Christ? Honestly if you believe all this bullshit about the Bible it's obvious you are not living in the 21st century. Very soon you will walk on the road Unclad and start speaking in tongues to Mr God.
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:18pm On Sep 13
[quote author=segunojo866 post=60419615] Mr man, so you really believe the earth is less than 10,000years old? Do you believe that Jesus Christ is still coming? Do you believe marry was a virgin and still gave birth to Jesus Christ? Honestly if you believe all this bullshit about the Bible it's obvious you are not living in the 21st century. Very soon you will walk on the road Unclad and start speaking in tongues to Mr God.
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:21pm On Sep 13
Ayo001:
Sometimes, silence is golden.
Mr Ayo or Mr God messager please tell your imaginary God to kiss my ass
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:21pm On Sep 13
Ayo001:
Sometimes, silence is golden.
Mr Ayo or Mr God messager please tell your imaginary God to kiss my ass grin
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by obinna58(m): 3:29pm On Sep 13
My big bro got me a nokia Java then, was browsing with the phone on the second night when it just shutdown, tried turning it on many times but to no avail, Chaii remembering how my bro use to warn me about taking it easy with phones, don't even know how I I'm going to start explaining things to him, the phone he bought for me 2days ago has already got spoited, Sneaked the phone into my room, bolted the door and started praying hard, prayed and made promises to God only if he can restore my phone back, prayed and prayed for hours until I slept off,
Woked the following morning, my heart was beating fast, press the start up botten and to my greatest surprise it turned on, I couldn't believe it, was so happy until I realized the phone was just a shadow compared to it's original self, can no longer be used for any thing, got frustrated and had to flash it with my hard earned money and it repeated exactly the same process again

Nokia3110c I always run with my life anytime I see the phone until Android started becoming popular grin
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:31pm On Sep 13
Ayo001:
To my knowledge, mostly through fasting and prayers. The more you get closer to God, the more revelation you will have.
you are a fool for this statement. So if you have a stupid dream that someone you know is a witch you are going to believe its from God without any evidence. This is pure madness

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:33pm On Sep 13
segunojo866:
you are a fool for this statement. So if you have a stupid dream that someone you know is a witch you are going to believe its from God without any evidence. This is pure madness
I know you still believe eating in the dream is occult. Hahahahahaha for your notice eating in the dream is normal. In fact i ate fried rice and chicken last night in my dream grin
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:41pm On Sep 13
Ayo001:
Well, personally I feel you don't have to pay your 10% to your immediate church all the time provided it's an already established one. There are some churches with almost no chairs, you can pay to their account. Giving is an attitude.
nothing is as good as having sex in the dream. grin
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:47pm On Sep 13
frank317:
For me... I paid ten percent of my little income and actually talked to myself every night with the full belief that I was actually talking to God.
this one funny die. I also talked to myself and cast out imaginary demons. Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha. I still remember after masturbating i started crying to Mr God to forgive me. I still remember a girl coming to my room asking me for sex but i insulted and chased her out. It's so painful i lost that pus*y
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by segunojo866: 3:49pm On Sep 13
Martinez19:
What was the craziest thing you did out of faith? Mine was praying for my malaria to go away without taking drugs. I told my mum about it and immediately, the house was on fire grin mind you my mum is a christian who doesn't know the bible. I later took my medicine for peace to reign. It didn't take long before I became an atheist. grin grin

When I look back at that event, I count myself lucky. So atheists over to you. Even if you were not a christian but a muslim, you can contribute.
Thank you Jesus Christ the carpenter that there is no God. Am so happy.

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Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by STUPUDTHEISTS: 4:13pm On Sep 13
The ex-muslim dumbfuckery is mightier than the Christians'
It's actually one thing to mutter some gibberish to your self but hitting your head on asphalt daily while muttering the gibberish is a whole new level of stupidity. grin

The scar on the forehead of the ex-muslim will serve as a memento of his stupidity. Lol
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by CatfishBilly: 5:05pm On Sep 13
I faster for one fuckkking month. The thing I was fasting for came a year later after I went to meet influential people with hat in hand.


I gave dollars as offering when the con artist said anyone who wants blessings in foreign currency should sow foreign currency.
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by frank317: 5:26pm On Sep 13
CatfishBilly:



I gave dollars as offering when the con artist said anyone who wants blessings in foreign currency should sow foreign currency.

Damn!!!!
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by hopefulLandlord: 5:37pm On Sep 13
CatfishBilly:
I faster for one fuckkking month. The thing I was fasting for came a year later after I went to meet influential people with hat in hand.


I gave dollars as offering when the con artist said anyone who wants blessings in foreign currency should sow foreign currency.

Holy Blood of Bigfoot!!!!
Re: Ex-christians Now Atheists, What Was The Craziest Thing You Did Out Of Faith? by jonbellion(m): 5:38pm On Sep 13
CatfishBilly:
I faster for one fuckkking month. The thing I was fasting for came a year later after I went to meet influential people with hat in hand.


I gave dollars as offering when the con artist said anyone who wants blessings in foreign currency should sow foreign currency.
lmaooo your mumu bad before oo

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