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Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 2:56pm On Sep 13
Where are my people? Let's play on words. Where are the porn..sorry punsters? Let's Unclad words and play on them like pornstars.

Leme start...

1. She left HOURS ago. Wait a SECOND, do you MINUTE?

2. What do you call a bee from the US... A USB

3. She's trying to leave me cos am BALD,
Am not bothered, its HAIR LOSS

4. What do you call a Chinese using the restroom?
Shi Ting

5. He came to earth to the cross and was buried under the earth crust.

6. When was the first tennis match mentioned in the bible?
When Joseph served in pharaohs court.

7. I tried talking about our future but she kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.

8. Whisky: Don't be too hard on me please
Pepsi: Chill, I'm a soft drink.

9. What do you call someone without a body and a knows?
Nobody Knows

10. Heat and cold, which one is faster?
Heat. Reason; You can catch cold.

11. What do you call a Linda wanna be?
A Be-linda

12. What trophy is given to a Cartargh's victim?
A catastrophe

13. Which tea brings you down to earth?
A gravi-tea

14. I think I've made my MARK and I write bible puns like its my JOB. You can LUKE forward to reading more every Sunday.

Anybody who can challenge this? Let's roll.


Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz(m): 2:56pm On Sep 13
You could become the president of nigeria but you are no more in control of niger area
.
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I don't know how to pun
but its fun when you watch porn

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by soberdrunk(m): 3:00pm On Sep 13
Hehehe! Nice one, let me let me get home and relax then i will show you real pun, not the one with Lexi Steel but still you will feel the rhyme grin

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:04pm On Sep 13
paiz:
Nice one op
Thanks bro

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:04pm On Sep 13
soberdrunk:
Hehehe! Nice one, let me let me get home and relax then i will show you real pun, not the one with Lexi Steel but still you will feel the rhyme grin
Lol. I dey wait u
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by soberdrunk(m): 3:09pm On Sep 13
krissconnect:

Lol. I dey wait u

Just wait i am almost at my estate, i might stop over to see Kate to eat food from my favorite plate but i promise i won't be late grin

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:23pm On Sep 13
soberdrunk:


Just wait i am almost at my estate, i might stop over to see Kate to eat food from my favorite plate but i promise i won't be late grin
This one na ryhme not pun oo

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz(m): 3:25pm On Sep 13
krissconnect:

Thanks bro
Let me drop these:
.
* Are you a banana cause i find you a-peeling
* I Love fine vegetable so i bought a cute-cumber
* do you live in corn field cause i am stalking you
*do you want to travel to australia? did you meet all the koala-fications
*have you been to doctor lately? cause i think yu need vitamin me.
*If yu were a tropical fruit you weed bee air fine-apple
*you gat a bomb ass dont come close to me cause you would be hot-in-me
.
.
Diss cum-tree his mere-erst hop

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 3:41pm On Sep 13
paiz:

Let me drop these:
.
* Are you a banana cause i find you a-peelin
* I Love fine vegetable so i bought a cute-cumber
* do you live in corn field cause i am stalking you
*do you want to travel to australia? did you meet all the koala-fications
*have you been to doctor lately? cause i think yu need vitamin me.
*If yu were a tropical fruit you weed bee air fine-apple
*you gat a bomb ass dnt come close you would be hot-in-me
.
*hope say i make sense
lol I go use DAT last one on my crush,she get nice ass

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by RoyalBoutique(m): 4:50pm On Sep 13
OK, I'm a proud dunce, I can't think of anything to say.. Good work guys, let me join my colony of Olodo and hang around this thread

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(m): 5:12pm On Sep 13
RoyalBoutique:
OK, I'm a proud dunce, I can't think of anything to say.. Good work guys, let me join my colony of Olodo and hang around this thread
Lol. U ain't a dunce.
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by RoyalBoutique(m): 5:22pm On Sep 13
krissconnect:

Lol. U ain't a dunce.

OK bro, thanks... I meant to say I'm a block head, not a dunce.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by paiz(m): 5:44pm On Sep 13
RoyalBoutique:


OK bro, thanks... I meant to say I'm a block head, not a dunce.
If you think you are a block head, dont get scared nobody have heard, just keep ur secret hard

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Mikkyjay17(m): 7:51pm On Sep 13
I'm here to see her but my hair is saying Later.
Keep my cake in your cupboard thou I'm far from your Consort.
Give me Some of your Things because you own me Something.
My field is Green follow me I will take you to my GreenLand.
Lemme come and be going before they say Bros Cum.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Mikkyjay17(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13
When you See and saw it I know you're saying See-Saw
What would you a cup that is on the board? Cupboard.
My man is by the gate you mean is the gateman?
When your lad plays with a dull much is a Dullard.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by EricPius(m): 2:18pm On Sep 14
if you're up to eighteen and you still bedwet... Urine idiot! tongue

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by EricPius(m): 2:21pm On Sep 14
I never knew how useful wordplay could be in the game of chess until my last game where checkmated my opponent's king with a pun.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by 9jayes: 7:16am On Sep 15
krissconnect:
Thanks bro
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by martineverest(m): 7:16am On Sep 15
*There is an ability in disability
*nairaland punstars are fuc.king good
*I'm tired to consuming apple's products

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by hopsydboi(m): 7:17am On Sep 15
Where is nwepekwe?
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Zoharariel(m): 7:18am On Sep 15
Goddamnit! I thought the thread is about p-enis & hairy cunt. grin

By the time I realized the spelling (porn) was wrong & ought to be playing with erotic pictures & videos instead of words, it was too late.

My bad, this thread is not for me. I'm outta here! grin

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by owomida1: 7:18am On Sep 15
My PEN IS huge grin

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by DancingSkeleton(m): 7:19am On Sep 15
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by hardwerk: 7:20am On Sep 15
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by owomida1: 7:21am On Sep 15
EricPius:
I never knew how useful wordplay could be in the game of chess until my last game where checkmated my opponent's king with a pun.

It's called Pawn Sir

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by hardwerk: 7:22am On Sep 15
sikiru is reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by whizpa(m): 7:24am On Sep 15
Arsenal signed 3 Asians during the transfer Window.
1) FU-KIN NO-WAN from China
2) CHUNG PUNG NO-BODY from Korea
3)FAK-IT WU CARES, also from China

------------------------------------------------------------------

What did earth say to the other planets?
Earth: Wow, You guys have no life.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by logadims: 7:24am On Sep 15
Nice
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Certified007: 7:24am On Sep 15
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by alexistaiwo: 7:24am On Sep 15
I asked her for a NUTJOB but she refused because it wouldn't make her CUM.

There is an air of disunity in the United of Manchester dressing room.

Me: Hello invigilator, there is a student beside me who sneak in expo into the examination centre.
Invigilator: Alight, I am coming over. Copy?

When I was younger , I was told that the secret to success is to Facebook which is why I spend a lot of time today on Facebook.


Allow me to introduce to you all Mr Brown from Brown street who coauthored the novel "Brown town" with Miss West Brown published by the Associated Brown press.

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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by cold(m): 7:24am On Sep 15
Lol nice..
Remember that thief that fell into wet cement whilst running from the police? He became a hardened criminal.
Remember that one time Lionel Richie walked into the butchers? The butcher asked him 'hello, is it meat you're looking for?'

You could sharpen a pencil at both ends. But what would be the point?

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