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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by LeoFish92(m): 8:14am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Roon9: Damn, I love this 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by chaarly(m): 8:14am On Sep 15, 2017 |
After Barcelona finished beating Juventus on Tuesday night, Afonja, while dancing to Dj snake's turn down for what was beaten by a snake and needed urgent treatment. On hearing this, Lalasticlala in an attempt to move the story to front page enquired from Afonja. Thus; Lalasticlala: What type of dance where you doing before the bite. 'Python dance'? Afonja: No sir. Black mamba 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by chestyjoe(m): 8:15am On Sep 15, 2017 |
*She want to go down on her kneels,I told her take it to church if this what you be offering *when all you do is to rest or rant all day it becomes restaurant *when u hate her talks then you diss her points men.I guess everything about her to you would be series of disappointment *when you bomb dem alphabetically like A,b,d what you use the c4 * when u have people that are not cool then they are like your daddy's brother.they are so uncool(uncle) .....lemme cuman be going b4 I finish all my lines for here... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by tobounty(m): 8:36am On Sep 15, 2017 |
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending...... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by wackpoet(m): 8:39am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I dropped corny lines to amaize the chick. How do Hot chargers relieve sexual tension - find current and suck it (socket) Why do babies cry when they're born, because God gives them high (eye) lashes 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by dimelo: 8:42am On Sep 15, 2017 |
because your name is RAMOS you think you are a good defender, well may God have MESSI on you #copied |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 8:48am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I really wanna DELIVER very good wordplay but I aint no midwife Ironically, I've got 3wives and the one in the MIDDLE don't DELIVER her babies unaided My pastor thinks she need to be DELIVERED but angel gabriel insisted she has to be BORN AGAIN. This scared my wife. she did'nt wanna be burnt again. It went on and on unitil the switch spoilt, So from his sweets pot, God gave sweet blessings and delivered my mid wife; it was an express DELIVERY; angel gabriel was the COURIER tho he's not a native of Seoul nor Pyeogyang. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by sevunteen(m): 8:53am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I play scrabble game well, I word play |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by liri(m): 8:56am On Sep 15, 2017 |
What do we call this thread....punhub maybe? 7 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Votukpa(m): 8:58am On Sep 15, 2017 |
krissconnect: Christ wasn't buried under the earth crust. His body didn't see decay. He rose up three days later, folded his clothes and beamed away. truth. 7 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Basilona(m): 8:58am On Sep 15, 2017 |
My estRANGE girlfriend said my wordplay is AVERAGE. That's MEAN. "To whoever took my Microsoft Office: I will find you...You have my Word." 4 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by antifat(m): 9:02am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I am not like your mother's brother uncle (uncool) |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by slic0355(m): 9:03am On Sep 15, 2017 |
owomida1:U murdered it guy. ..*clapping* 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:03am On Sep 15, 2017 |
You think f*cking with words makes one a punstar? |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by kayjee101: 9:04am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Life is a Beach; if ewe don't play along, you get sheets all over ewe. Some buses are good, some are bard. ewe are cent away four a sleight mix-take. Axe woe she ease nut who her first. Am nut lai'in, we only do hour best. 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:11am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Trust me, it's goodluck to have a patient wife. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by toastedbread: 9:13am On Sep 15, 2017 |
i crashed my MERCEDES to see if it BENDS. 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:16am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Borrowed* I have never been more confused... should I go left where nothing is right or right where nothing is left? 4 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:23am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I regret to say the my ex corrupted my system (laptop) with virus. Never did I tell her I needed some AIDs. 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by cold(m): 9:23am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Austeeenxx:I loaf this. Dayum i'm on a roll 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by dalo23(m): 9:35am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by chaarly(m): 9:36am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Votukpa: Oh yes! To add to this. The mode of burial in the ancient times were much different from the ones today. In the ancient time, bodies were placed in a tomb and closed with a big stone @ d enterance. Whereas tday its six feet below the ground. . Christ wasnt buried under the earth crust. He descended to the earth crust (hell), took back the keys of life and death which satan took when Adam and Eve fell then ascended to Heaven. Hallelujah! 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by teelaw4life(m): 9:38am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Alright...i think pun based jokes are some of the best and worst jokes ever. 1) Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sand-which-is there. 2) Two lesbian couples are unable to purchase the double-ended dilldo. They're struggling to make ends meet. 3) Two radio antennas got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great. 4) I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me. 5) What does a grape say when it's stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine. Y'all get all these jokes? 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 9:41am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Certified007:copied 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by williamdeluxe(m): 9:42am On Sep 15, 2017 |
lemme add mine Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant! Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left. People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention. Every calendar days are numbered 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 9:50am On Sep 15, 2017 |
paiz:god damn it ...cant you be original without copying and pasting from google ? |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by FinallyFamous: 9:50am On Sep 15, 2017 |
She diss me at every point we met She is a diss-appoint.ment 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by urahara(m): 9:52am On Sep 15, 2017 |
The sun doesn't need to go to school because it has a million degrees. I once met a spider in a restaurant , very cool guy ye told me he wants to become a web designer The city of Boston is always Boston my brain Why is six afraid of 7 , because 7 ate ( nine.why did 7 ( nine ,because 7 eats 3 squared ( 9 ) meals a day. A bicycle can't stand on its own because its two tired. Its hard explaining things to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally. The fish containing the highest amount of sodium is 2Na If Esther bleaches , does that make her established 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by goody1shoe73(m): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2017 |
What did the carpet say to the floor? Ans: I've got you covered! What did a tube of glue say to another tube of glue? Ans: Let's stick together 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by dynamo007(m): 10:05am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I stayed all night to see where the sun went then it Dawned on me.... 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by PurestBoy(m): 10:09am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Dino came to this world
Dino couldn't Conquer
Dino became extinct
But Dinosaur 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by FinallyFamous: 10:12am On Sep 15, 2017 |
That was a great feet, how did you manage to fit-into that cotton cottage even when you are SILK |
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