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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by PurestBoy(m): 10:14am On Sep 15, 2017 |
If she has password on her hotspot, she's not Wi-Fi material, run away from her. 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Idrismusty97(m): 10:20am On Sep 15, 2017 |
My girlfriend is from Pakistan. It would be nice if she can blow me up. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by sportskid(m): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Question:Why is SIX afraid of SEVEN? Answer:Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE I am A-Maized and Corn-fused 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by YoungDaNaval(m): 10:35am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I've got the "Act" of killing "King"s like The Throne Know Me(Deuteronomy) |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by qarlmax: 10:53am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Nurse, to young woman about to receive a vaccination: "You're going to feel a little prick." Woman: "It wouldn't be the first time." 3 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Hyinkar97(m): 11:08am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I was going to make a pun about Sodium and Hygrogen, but NaH. I wanted to ask his country of origin but he ran(Iran) You think you're a good defender, may God have messi on you 4 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Fox14(f): 11:10am On Sep 15, 2017 |
**Dad im Hungry. Hello, Hungry im dad. **Why wasnt the bike standing up? Because it was two-tired **What did the nut say when it sneezed? CASHEEEWW ** 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 11:22am On Sep 15, 2017 |
here we go.. 1. Boo,sleep TIGHT with no TIGHTS on. 2. just left Brooklyn(broke), presently at Stockholm(stock) but hope to meet Richard(become rich). *I will be RIGHT BACK like Dani Alves *Mr EAZY ,EASY with the lies.(latest) *You could not even make RIGHT of what was LEFT. * sweetheart you are the BOMB,but not BOKO HARAM. *GITFY did not get the GIFTS she HOPED for from her friend HOPE. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by piroux(f): 11:26am On Sep 15, 2017 |
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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I am celibate because I don't give a fvck 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by bolubillionaire(m): 11:52am On Sep 15, 2017 |
We went and BOUGHT JET... Now we can find our BUDGET. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 11:52am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Idrismusty97: why not.. my girlfriend is from Pakistan, and she blew me up. U won't be hoping for some one to come and blow U up na. the suspense will be lost. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Elnida: 12:26pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
hardwerk:most of them na copy copy. use ur brain for once 1 Like |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by cKing1000(f): 1:09pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
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Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by ychris: 1:36pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
.....I think you have nothing left at the right side of your brain and nothing right and the left side... 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by DaQueen7: 2:40pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by brain54(m): 3:11pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
a bicycle can't stand on it's feet 'cos it's two tired. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Christaks(m): 3:13pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
The moment thy notice you getting some more CORN Thy start being A-MAIZE-D. Wait wait wait..a minute i dnt get it....im CORN-FUSED. |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Christaks(m): 3:18pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
When i was growing up ..my Dad tell me say make i bcome an ENGINEER... But nw wan b a singer, because i realised say the ENGINE to start dt race too far...na dis ENGINE-NEER (NEAR) 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by EricPius(m): 4:01pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
owomida1 post=60473623u:Try and understand the pun, bro |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Doshward(m): 4:34pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
what do you call a deer without eyes?
no eye deer
why do noses run and feet smell?
the dead batteries were given out free of charge 2 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by jerrykho(m): 9:03am On Sep 16, 2017 |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up. I like jokes, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan. Can February March? No, but April May. Me: Are you cold? Friend: Yes! Me: You should sit in a corner. Friend: Why? Me: Because it's 90 degrees. I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was a Fanta sea. I gave all my dead batteries away. Free of charge. What do you call a group of deaf cows? Not a heard. A big ass spider crawled onto my keyboard but I've got it under ctrl. If someone tells you to "hold your horses", they're asking you to be stable. Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind I shouldn't be spreading it. 4 Likes |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Raffie20: 3:16pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
Did you see the lady that ate rice with her hands at the airport? She has no Air ticket (etiquette). |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Raffie20: 3:21pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
She: He doesn't seem to hear anything they say whenever we visit Rome. Me: Definitely (deaf in Italy) |
Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Xbee007(m): 1:14pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
The guy whose head was broken with bottle has been bottling up ever since. |
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