A PUB boss cheated death in a knife attack — when his BEER BELLY protected his vital organs.
Doctors told Snaz Martin, 43, he was "almost certainly" saved by his midriff after a boozy customer stabbed him with a three-inch blade.

The tubby landlord, who runs the Britannia Inn in Gillingham, Kent, said: "The doctor said I could have died but my organs were protected by a bit of extra fat.

"I'm not massive by any stretch of the imagination - I only weigh 13 stone.

"But I do have a beer belly and they're saying that's what saved me.



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So you mean i should lose my 6 pack eh

snowdrops:

So you mean i should lose my 6 pack eh

that would be better for you

Now men will even have more beer bellies.

michelin89:

Now men will even have more beer bellies.

if it "saves lives". why not?

dominique:

if it "saves lives". why not?

It pays to be fat

It pays to be fat

I totally diagree with u

Now men will even have more beer bellies.


if it "saves lives". why not?


My dad no go agree get pot belle as he don old reach

Ayemokhia:



I totally diagree with u

You were the one who started the thread of how a FAT pot-bellied mans life was saved by the FAT in his tummy.

Abi you don forget?

A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant.

and so

A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant.

Niceeeeeeee

0hsisi:

A woman appeared on TV the other day.
A deranged man shot her in the chest at pointblank range and she was saved by her saline brea.st implant
The bullet disintegrated within the implant.

For your mind eh.

You wan suck bobby?

You wan suck bobby?

u get 2 offer free of charge

Ayemokhia:



u get 2 offer free of charge

Yes. It is called "hairy chest"

give am 2 ur babe

michelin89:

Now men will even have more beer bellies.

As if the ones in Nigeria aren't bad enough.

mama gee, u can compare nigerian men belle with white men own. nigerian men belle dey sexy but d white own b like sickness

That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time.

That's one hell of a lucky man, Mr B would have a much bigger belly, and would die at the spot. Wasn't his time.

U think so[i][/i]

Ayemokhia:

mama gee, u can compare nigerian men belle with white men own. nigerian men belle dey sexy but d white own b like sickness

And what does race or Nationality got to do with a pot-bellied man?
A man with pot-belly is unattractive, simple!
His nationality is irrelevant in this issue.

Beer belly is a complete turn off.Get a six pack & d knife wldn't even penetrate.

cold:

Beer belly is a complete turn off.Get a six pack & d knife wldn't even penetrate.

Hmmm
You be iron man?

snowdrops:

Hmmm
You be iron man?

Yesoo!Ask about me

You dive rock.

All that muscle na water

snowdrops:

You dive rock.

All that muscle na water

If no be for my six pack i for don die since

cold:

If no be for my six pack i for don die since

Wetin wan kill you

snowdrops:

Wetin wan kill you

My uni days in naija were the darkest days of my life, so i'm an authority in this field

cold:

My uni days in naija were the darkest days of my life, so i'm an authority in this field

Nepa take light?

What makes you one?

snowdrops:

Nepa take light?

What makes you one?

Bros u no go understand,maq we just leav the yarn lyk dis

cold:

Bros u no go understand,maq we just leav the yarn lyk dis

Thank you God say dem no kill you then.
With hind sight you see all that levels and "gbege" for school was not worth it.