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Very Short Jokes by Pogistega(m): 5:34pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 Males per day ! Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Cos my mother-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed. Joan, the town gossip, recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic, because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there overnight. |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tunnex190: 9:40pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
2 women friends had gone out 4 a Girls Night Out,& had bn decidedly ova-enthusiastic on d cocktail. Incrdibly drunk & walkin home dey suddenly realisd dey bof needed 2 pee. Dey wer very near a graveyard & 1 of dem suggestd dey do deir buz behind a headstone or sumtin. D 1st woman had nofin 2 wipe with so she took off her panties,used dem & 2rew dem away. Her frnd howeva was wearin an expensive underwear set & didn't wan 2 ruins hers bt was lucky enuf 2 salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on d grave & proceeded 2 wipe herself with it. Afta finisn, dey make deir way home.D next day 1st woman's hobby fones d oda hobby & said, 'dese damn girls nites out av gt 2 stop. My wife came home last nite wit her panties.' 'dat's nofin',said d oda man. 'Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck btw d cheeks of her butt dat said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, well neva 4get u!' |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Pogistega(m): 10:10pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Interesting |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 11:36pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Pogistega: Stale & Dry. . . u can do better |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 11:38pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
tunnex190: STALE!! (no offense) |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Pogistega(m): 9:22am On Mar 10, 2010 |
tayo-ast Never read my posts, as they are not for your attention. You can't even shorten your quotes |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 2:36pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Pogistega: eh yahh, no vexx, ehn? |
Re: Very Short Jokes by yinkalink(f): 2:46pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
love it, lets have mo |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Pogistega(m): 2:37pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
Can't please every body. Ko si ogbon to le da, ko si iwa to le hun, ko si ona to le mo, to le fi te aye lo run. |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 11:24pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
ogbon wa ti o le da o. come make i tish u |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 1:58am On Apr 01, 2010 |
*yawns* Stale |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 2:06am On Apr 01, 2010 |
^^ exactly my reply. then he said i shd neva comment on his posts again. |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 2:47am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Na him papa get nl ni |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 2:51am On Apr 01, 2010 |
^^ I 4 ask am ooo, but i no wan vex any bodi |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 2:53am On Apr 01, 2010 |
You actually care about his feelings |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 3:03am On Apr 01, 2010 |
^^u kno, i try not 2 get pple infuriated. i'm not d offensive type. |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 3:14am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Awwwwwwwn baby thats very sweet |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Lolajoy(f): 3:19am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Wow! so good to be home. |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 3:20am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Kunbee: |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 3:28am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Wetin do you |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 3:30am On Apr 01, 2010 |
i'm blushing |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 3:40am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Arent you black |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 3:45am On Apr 01, 2010 |
meaning? |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Lolajoy(f): 3:48am On Apr 01, 2010 |
That you are charcoal oooooooooopssssssssss |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 3:54am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Lola, pls dont come btw us. she didnt say dat |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 3:55am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Blacks dont blush |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 4:00am On Apr 01, 2010 |
wu told u dat. wat du blaks do? |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 4:15am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Leave me |
Re: Very Short Jokes by tayoast(m): 4:19am On Apr 01, 2010 |
ha ha, Kunbee wats happening?? pls oblige me request |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Nobody: 6:25am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is F*****g Goofy |
Re: Very Short Jokes by pureminded: 10:21am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Pogistega: Hahaa |
Re: Very Short Jokes by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
tayo_ast: Which is |
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