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Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by ifenadi(m): 10:04am On Dec 07, 2011
FACT: Only Nigerians can have full conversations with just QUESTIONS.

Dele: My guy, How far?
Emeka: Wetin dey happen?
Dele: Why you jus dey call me now?
Emeka: You buy me credit?
Dele: Dis wan wey you call so, you wan show?
Emeka: Where u dey?
Dele: You sabi Plus place?
Emeka: Make we block there?
Dele: Before nko? Abi u wan make we block for anoda place?
Emeka: You get pay?
Dele: Wetin you wan take money do?
Emeka: We no suppose to drink?
Dele: Na me born you?
Emeka: No be u be my chairman?
Dele: Abi craze don log on to u? Na my pay u go dey use maintain?
Emeka: Before nko?
Dele: U serious abi you dey play?
Emeka: Bros, wetin u tink?
Dele: So, u no really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause dis kind yarn?
Dele: Before nko?
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by bright007(f): 10:36am On Dec 07, 2011
You try!
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by mikuz(m): 10:37am On Dec 07, 2011
^ where is d joke?
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by kellynoah: 10:41am On Dec 07, 2011
mikuz:

^ where is d joke?
vacuous brain cool cool cool
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by mikuz(m): 10:48am On Dec 07, 2011
@kellyknow am?
Keep it up. Ya vocab is quite improving!
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by kellynoah: 10:52am On Dec 07, 2011
mikuz:

@kellyknow am?
Keep it up. Ya vocab is quite improving!
unswerving brain cool cool cool
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 07, 2011
Dis is cool!

Mikuz u don come ere again! U wan take up ajibel's post??
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by mikuz(m): 11:13am On Dec 07, 2011
booqee my queen,
you know im doing all these for you.
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by Ajibel(m): 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2011
A joke is something said or done to amuse. When has warri-type dry conversations like this turn out to be a joke?
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by mikuz(m): 4:33pm On Dec 07, 2011
^ you no know where you dey so!
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by coogar: 4:41pm On Dec 07, 2011
ifenadi:

FACT: Only Nigerians can have full conversations with just QUESTIONS.

Dele: My guy, How far?
Emeka: Wetin dey happen?
Dele: Why you jus dey call me now?
Emeka: You buy me credit?
Dele: Dis wan wey you call so, you wan show?
Emeka: Where u dey?
Dele: You sabi Plus place?
Emeka: Make we block there?
Dele: Before nko? Abi u wan make we block for anoda place?
Emeka: You get pay?
Dele: Wetin you wan take money do?
Emeka: We no suppose to drink?
Dele: Na me born you?
Emeka: No be u be my chairman?
Dele: Abi craze don log on to u? Na my pay u go dey use maintain?
Emeka: Before nko?
Dele: U serious abi you dey play?
Emeka: Bros, wetin u tink?
Dele: So, u no really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
Emeka: Bros, which ones na? Na change for beer come dey cause dis kind yarn?
Dele: Before nko?

emeka: abeg, your beer cold?
dele: your own nor cold?
emeka: where is the bar-man?
dele: make i call am for you?
emeka: you go gree exchange with me?
dele: you dey craze?

emeka: you wan make i slap you?
dele: i be your mate?
emeka: how much you get for pocket before i call for the second bottle?
dele: why you dey ask me? i resemble your biological father?
emeka: nor be you talk say make we come drink?
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by mukina2: 5:46pm On Dec 07, 2011
^
you and the poster nor well grin grin grin
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have Full Conversations With Just Questions. by XoXo86: 7:57pm On Dec 07, 2011
Well said, only in Naija!!!!

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