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Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dably: 5:36am On Nov 06, 2017

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dably: 5:37am On Nov 06, 2017
Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by sarrki(m): 5:39am On Nov 06, 2017
Why won't they take selfi with her ?
She a former. First Lady
Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by DontForceUnity: 5:44am On Nov 06, 2017
sarrki:
Why won't they take selfi with her ? She a former. First Lady


I am sure nobody will give Aisha such a reception in the South.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by magoo10(m): 5:50am On Nov 06, 2017
Mama peace
Slayer of robot magu

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by famifox: 5:52am On Nov 06, 2017
Cool
Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by dollytino4real(f): 5:53am On Nov 06, 2017
mama that gave women a voice in politics compare to aisha that was relegated to the other room.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Partnerbiz(f): 5:56am On Nov 06, 2017
see as him dey hold dat woman
Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by emaxjey(m): 5:57am On Nov 06, 2017
that normal now..in life not Everyone with like you..by as much as u have haters ..u with still have some people who still like you...as 4 me I like for all d comedy clips she gives us ..

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Nobody: 6:12am On Nov 06, 2017
Seriously, I love this woman.. she's friendly and really active..

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by okosodo: 6:16am On Nov 06, 2017
No matter the hatred for this woman, she still remains my best firstlady

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by sicily4u: 6:33am On Nov 06, 2017
DontForceUnity:




I am sure nobody will give Aisha such a reception in the South.

Even u will be the first to take pic with her if u have the opportunity, so stop pretending

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 6:37am On Nov 06, 2017
Mama THIEF

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The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown.

You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme!


And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival.


Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap?

Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money.


First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty!

It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money!

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by SOFTENGR: 6:44am On Nov 06, 2017
9jaDoc:
Mama THIEF
Go and arrest her.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by emalek86(m): 6:45am On Nov 06, 2017
You know that feeling you get when you are with your favourite celebrity in a room.. That's the feeling they all got. Look at all there facial expressions EXCITED.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Nobody: 6:46am On Nov 06, 2017
wow she looks good on that looted money
Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by aolawale025: 6:46am On Nov 06, 2017
Nigerians have tasted two different governments. They now know when life was better

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by rawpadgin(m): 6:54am On Nov 06, 2017
9jaDoc:
Mama THIEF

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 6:57am On Nov 06, 2017
bencarson007:


Show some respect shameless prostitute
Is she not better than your mother ?

I am only stating a fact, not meaning to be insultive.
Ok, what else do u call a person who stole so much money? Tell me.


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The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown.

You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme!


And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival.


Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap?

Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money.


First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty!

It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money!

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 6:59am On Nov 06, 2017
"Mama THIEF" has a nice ring to it.


The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown.

You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme!


And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival.


Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap?

Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money.


First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty!

It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money!

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by newbornmacho(m): 7:06am On Nov 06, 2017
Lovely woman. Strong woman.

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by 9jaDoc(f): 7:09am On Nov 06, 2017
Also THIEF woman, just to mention all aspects of her

READ:

The admission by Patience Jonathan that she owns the whopping $31.4 million recently discovered in four bank accounts that were frozen by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has placed her as the richest First Lady that Nigeria ever had, investigation by Daily Trust on Sunday has shown.

You have read of countless, jaw- dropping plunders in the order of billions of naira, of loot packed in septic tanks, and of some salted away in offshore tax havens. But you are shocked by this umpteenth scandal, notheless. You are appalled – in spite of yourself – by reports that former first lady, Patience Jonathan, has gone to court to lay claim to ownership of $15 million deposit in four bank accounts frozen by the EFCC. She is standing on the premise of her constitutional right to “own property” to assert that the curious accounts opened and maintained in the name of the houseboys of her former domestic aide were hers, in actual sense. And she is demanding 200 million naira in damages for the anti-graft agency’s infringement on her convenient money laundering scheme!


And, while you are trying your level best to process this obscenity without compromising your sanity, a corrective arrives to complicate matters: The EFCC has found a fresh $5 million in another Patience bank account. Which means that the balance of her deposits in the Nigeria banking system, as we know it today, stands at $20 million –‘only’! You remind yourself that you know the Patience in question. She has never been, at any time, a household name in the Nigerian business environment or elsewhere. The highest position she ever attained in her almost non-existent civil service career was permanent secretary. Bayelsa State Governor Seriake D!ckson gave her a ludicrous ghost worker appointment for the sake of his own political survival.


Beyond that, she was nothing more than the wife of a man who became president by a stroke of fate. So you find yourself wondering how she managed to earn $20 million. Has she been paying her taxes? What investment yielded her such abundant profit? Where might one locate a trail of sweat or handprints of labor or any in-demand product or service that could account for her Olympian dollar heap?

Her claim to ownership of $20 million she obviously stole from the Nigerian treasury is the salt of a lie on the wound of a heist. Her preposterous possessiveness resembles the spectacle of a thief pleading that the stolen goods that represent the collective wealth of an entire neighborhood belongs to him! It’s clear that keeping those millions of dollars for too long gave Patience a false sense of ownership. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. But, the truth is that the number of years she has had the spoils doesn’t make her the rightful owner. Neither does it make her less a thief. If anything, every new day she kept the stolen goods made her a more impenitent thief! And talking of repentance, Patience is impervious to it. Even a close shave with prison has not transformed her covetous core. In 2006, during her husband’s term as governor of Bayelsa state, EFCC caught her twice trying to launder money.


First time, Patience tried to launder 104 million naira through her ‘business associate’, a certain Nancy Ebere. Ms. Ebere implicated Patience in a sworn affidavit. Second time, Patience was intercepted at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport while trying to smuggle out a baggage of $12.5 million cash. She escaped prosecution on the two occasions. She was allowed to go home and sin some more. Obasanjo had, before then, decided to make her meek-looking husband the running mate of Governor Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. So he declined to authorize EFCC to expose the wife of the future vice president as a kleptomaniac! The free pass gave Patience the impression that she was above the law. She could steal without fear of any repercussion. If she was caught, she would not do the time. She would be set free to relearn the art of stealing and escaping with the booty!

It turns out that the companies Patience used to launder money were fairy tale entities. They had no earthly address, no staffer, no robot. The firms did not exist. She conjured $20 million out of nothingness – by sheer magic! Patience Jonathan’s $20 million is the stuff of occult fortune. What makes this case very grievous is that Patience is insisting on her right to squander all the money she has stolen. She says she has a right to ‘own property.’ She implies that the Nigerian people have no right…not even to the right to reclaim what is left of her loot! Patience Jonathan once requested Nigerians to call her by the new name of “Mama Peace.” Her concept of ‘peace’ is totally divorced from justice. She wants to be left alone. Her definition of ‘peace’ is a state of respect for her ‘right’ to consume millions of dollars of Nigerian taxpayer money!

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by pyyxxaro: 7:11am On Nov 06, 2017
There's God oh grin

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Tension532: 7:16am On Nov 06, 2017
DontForceUnity:



I am sure nobody will give Aisha such a reception in the South.
well even mama peace won't get such reception in the north and besides they're taking those selfies to mock her!

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Queenlovely(f): 7:17am On Nov 06, 2017
Peaceful mama

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by HealthWealthy(m): 7:29am On Nov 06, 2017
Lovely theme

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by HealthWealthy(m): 7:31am On Nov 06, 2017
Queenlovely:
Mama Peace!
*the hope of the illiterate*
The bold courage some uneducated people have will make you marvell. Even the so called educated people envy their courage. When you see them discussing an issue they discuss as if it happened in their front. They speak bad english with courage. They try.

I wish I could be an illiterate again

What is this one saying this early morning?

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by bencarson007(m): 7:52am On Nov 06, 2017
9jaDoc:


I am only stating a fact, not meaning to be insultive.
Ok, what else do u call a person who stole so much money? Tell me.

Sorry Doc. Maybe I sounded too harsh on you. I am really sorry. Just having a bad morning and I also don't like it when people insult a woman that is old enough to be their mother.

Now let's be civil!
Have she been convicted by any court of competent jurisdiction ? - NO
Do you have proof she stole any money - NO
Where are you getting your assertion that she is a thief from ?

My sister,let me enlighten you a bit. Google her history and you will see she had always had money. Her mom was a wealthy woman and so you can understand where she started from. Also she is an erudite business woman who don't leave cash to lie fallow but invests it in serious business concerns.
Now as the former first lady, she never stole a penny from Nigeria else EFCC would have long arrested her abi dem dey fear ?

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by lelvin(m): 7:57am On Nov 06, 2017
Mama de mama

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Re: Patience Jonathan Takes Selfie With Her Fans by Sunnycliff(m): 7:58am On Nov 06, 2017
Mama Peace... You humor is top notch

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