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Re: My Jesus Experience by realmindz: 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
OtemSapien:you are welcome... but I guess hes just trolling |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 8:11pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:cool as I can be bro..... You don turn Christian back? |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 8:21pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
ifenes: Long time I heard rather read from you. Haven't I been following up? |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 8:23pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
OtemSapien: What a powerful Thummim |
Re: My Jesus Experience by NairalandSARS: 8:33pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
Op,
na Kata zaki you dey call demon so?
You well? 1 Like |
Re: My Jesus Experience by adadike281(f): 8:49pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
I ve always known that Nairaland religion section is another world entirely. 1 Like |
Re: My Jesus Experience by OtemSapien: 9:55pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
realmindz:okay, with the picture he puts up there, I can see that he's truly trolling. Let's see what's going to end this. |
Re: My Jesus Experience by GoodMuyis(m): 10:09pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
Billyonaire:No sir, sorry sir, Am only concern about the flow of the thread |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:04pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
MY FIRST ASTRAL PROJECTION That night, after doing some exercises with my bae for about 1 hour; i decided to see her off. In this rural area in which i work, you can't be outside till 11pm except you want to enjoy the wrath of SARS. I took my bath and slept off... I was dreaming, in this dream i was on a tall building in Yankee. Then i heard a voice, "Tee Bee! if you jump, you go die!" In this dream i thought: "Do gods die? Beside i can control gravity on this plane." I then discovered i was Lucid dreaming because i was aware i was dreaming. I decided to jump from the tall building, the voice came again: "Oloriburuku, you no dey hear word!" I replied: "Ogbeni weytin?" Without a second thought i jumped from the building. While in space, i could control my flight! Wow! I screamed: "Yeeeeeeesssssssssss!" Daniel Bryan got nothing on me. While still flying, my physical body began shaking like i was being electrocuted... Tbc... |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
My body became still like dead after 30 seconds, i could hear a sound like a rushing wind. My vision became clearer, i was finally on the astral plane. First i was thinking of the sex i had with my bae, i immediately saw her passing by but drunkingly. I was shocked, i never knew how sentence "Lahila Hahilela Muhammodu may suya nla " came out of my mouth. Quickly i erased the thought from my mind and i thought about a Nairaland babe i was crushing on. She appeared but yet she was drunk. Mtcheeeeeeew I decided to travel to space, within the speed of thought i was i space. WOW! It was beautiful! Not like the dark space Nasa are found of picturing. That very moment i explored four different locations, those experiences were scary but sha interesting. I will share the my experiences in planet Mars, Witakiki, Neptune and Jigalnatufuk. I got to go....Jesus is Lord |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:22pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
correctguy101:The Lord Jesus has been helpful. Hope to see you in the fold soon |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:25pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
I'm still coming for you OtemSapien and fyi, i have spoken with Earthum several times you this demonic fellow |
Re: My Jesus Experience by OtemSapien: 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
@Oloruntobi4382, U are already sounding unbelievable. Remember you said earlier in your post that you told a lie about you losing a job or something. People tend not to take people serious when they tell lies almost all the time. Try not to end up this thread saying that you were only joking. |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 5:38pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382: Tobi, my good guy.... You know that can't happen.... I'm done deceiving myself with it all.... I presently buy into Omnism, anything else is just not for me. There re a million ways to meet the divine. But Christianity, Islam or anyway that claims it's the one true way is not for me..... You must know I have gathered a lot of religions knowledge and a little of the sciences... plus manufactured truths and history and what I perceive to be the uncommon truth and history.... Not all you were told are true and I've learnt to be wary of anything everybody agrees with... As a seeker, I believe there are no journeys or paths except the one we craft and follow for ourselves and there's the summation of all our experiences..... I also believe in the nature of coincidence and primordial energy manipulation aka magick ..... I became Christian once alas it's just a phase I was to experience but now, I've moved on for Christianity does not hold the whole answer.... When I tell people apostle Paul as he's fondly called spoke about Out of Body experience aka OBE, people don't agree until I bring it out from the Bible and show them.... Still learning for I know I am only here for the experiences, that's why I don't believe that I can sin. I can only do or say something not agreeable to you or others and same goes around too. As for sin, only those who believe in it suffer such guilt, I have grown beyond such limitations but still I don't break the law for I know societal laws exists, so you see, I can't become a Christian again, it'll be like moving backwards instead of forward. How do I reconcile such a decision with all I already know now? Of course, except I'll be paid to do it, then I'll see becoming a Christian as my job E don do abeg ... Well done on your journey.... and good luck I need a website built my guy can you do that for me? Iwe go yan price and other things later when I ready. know how to use all those CMS and sturvs but I think I'll prefer something unique.... I'll pm you once the project commenced... |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 5:43pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382: For real? I'm still searching for all these guys you people speak wand I never see them, not even one... smh.. |
Re: My Jesus Experience by correctguy101(m): 5:51pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382: Now I see this is just a joke.... Tobi, you don Kolo o, abeg pass me that thing you dey tie make I join you Kolo.... |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Ranchhoddas: 7:31pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382:And here I was expecting something profound. Guy you no well at all. |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 12:42pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
correctguy101, i dey feel you sha. About your website, anytime contact me. 1 Like |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
correctguy101:I don see 3 of these useless gods. |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Ranchhoddas:Satanists will forever complain |
Re: My Jesus Experience by Oloruntobi4382(m): 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Dragons Are Real! I said earlier that i visited several planets, here's an experience in planet Witakiki. I was still at space when a UFO passed bye. Wow! It was glorious and fast! I wanted to know who they were, immediately i found myself in a red planet. To describe this planet: - The soil were green. - It had no moon. - The oceans there did not contain water but Methane. - Their favourite soup was crude oil. - Ever watch Star Trek? their languages were similar. - Their trees had mouth, eyes and legs. - Dragons existed there. - Scary aliens lived there. I found myself in a forest, all the trees were watching me. Some would come closer to look at my face. They all were purple in color. One of them said: "Rakata rukusuhiki?" One of them replied: "Wo! Mataki yanshitatoo, la earthafugiyu za waribo ku ma shi pagaete foe xinoi revhejata!" Suddenly, they all became angry! They began to approach me with weapons, i knew i was dead... |
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