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Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 11:13pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
am sure we all knw abt yo mommas jokes, if u do just drop URS and so it continues here is mine; YO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION WHEN BEING LOCKED UP IN A SUPERMARKET, have fun |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by willspark(m): 11:26pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
walexydon:Yo Momma is so shot that when she took a passport both her legs appears on it |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by sandysprax(m): 11:45pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by willspark(m): 11:46pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Yo momma is the first lady to used mobile phone yet she can't recharge by herself |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by willspark(m): 11:59pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
sandysprax:love that! Yo momma is the highest paid stripper, but the best hotel she had ever striped is in the port harcourt Zoo. Oops! walexydon:Yo momma is so urgly that when she get to the Zoo the monkeys were gossiping her. |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by dzaine: 2:02am On Mar 27, 2010 |
yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car. yo momma is so old that powder milk comes out of her breast. yo momma is so ugly that she went to a strip club bt was paid to keep her clothes on |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 7:36pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
@ all yo mommas are so dumb that they put rulers on their bed to measure hw long they sleep @ nyt yo momma is so black that she leaves stains on charcoal, yo momma is so thin that she can use her 2 eyes 2 c thru a needle hole, can u beat that |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by braine(m): 11:40pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 5:11pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
your mama is so dumb that she sits on the tv and watches the cushion |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by damhadji(m): 5:05pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
yo mama is so dumb i told her easter is around the corner and she went looking for it. |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 11:15pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
ur momma is so fat that if she passes if front of the tv, u miss a whole season. |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by damhadji(m): 7:23am On Apr 01, 2010 |
yo mama is so fat, you can slap her lap and ride the tide |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by Jerie(m): 7:33pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
Your Momma is so poor that she can't pay attention. Your momma is so fat that she has stretch marks on her tongue. Your Momma is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless telephone. Your Momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress, the kids shout 'taxi'. Your momma is so old that she taught Adam how to ride a bike. |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by blackmann(m): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
- Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. - Yo Mama So Ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt - Yo Mama So Ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already, " - Yo Mama So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' - Yo Mama So Ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! - Yo Mama So Ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her, " - Yo Mama So Ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. - Yo Mama So Ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours, and that was just for the quote! |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by Nobody: 4:05am On Dec 01, 2011 |
[size=28pt]^^LMAO!![/size] especially @ the first one!! "put the boogey man out of business!!" damhadji: |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by Ajibel(m): 12:43pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Yo momma so silly for giving birth to y'all insalting each other's momma |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 5:52pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
your mama is so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by AmakaG29(f): 7:00pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Yo mama so bald-headed she step in the shower and got brainwashed Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn when you were born Yo mama so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch Yo mama so greasy, she sweats palm oil |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 11:53am On Apr 26, 2012 |
your mama is so dumb she rubbed makeup on her chest when askd 2 makeup her mind. Ur mama is so ugly the wc flushd itself wen she pasd infront of it! |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by AustinG1(m): 1:13pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Yo Momma is so Dumb that it takes her 2hours to count 60Seconds |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 8:28am On Apr 28, 2012 |
your mama is so old she tot adam ow 2 name! |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 7:16pm On May 25, 2012 |
yo momma |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by Nobody: 7:30pm On May 25, 2012 |
Ajibel: Yo momma so silly for giving birth to y'all insalting each other's momma gbam u head dey there |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 7:44pm On May 25, 2012 |
~vicky~:your mama head no dey dia |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by Nobody: 7:46pm On May 25, 2012 |
walexydon: who be dis |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by alahamad(m): 9:46pm On May 25, 2012 |
Guys....I was having a boring day untill I came on to see what ma naija peeps are up to.....please keep it coming cos I don laugh die..... |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 8:36am On May 26, 2012 |
~vicky~:u momma is |
Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 12:12pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
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