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Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:28pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so poor she kant even afford d fotocopy of a cheap painting. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:36pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so stupd we wer playn chess nd i told her i luv Puns nd she sed 'i luv d videos in paticular' |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly, wel, luk at u. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:45pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat wen she sits around d house, SHE SITS AROUND D HOUSE! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:47pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly! She's a gud xample of y to use a condom. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she went out in high heels nd came bak in flip flops |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:01pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she went out in high heels nd came bak in flip flops |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:09pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat shes gt more tits dan a chinese fone buk. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:10pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat shes gt more tits dan a chinese fone buk. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:25pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Even wen Ur momma waz a little girl she waz a BIG. Nd i MEAN IT! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:26pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat evn her portraits fall off d wall. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:27pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat evn her portraits fall off d wall. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:40pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old she sat nxt to jesus in sixt grade. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:51pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she wudnt tink, evn if her lyf depended on it. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:55pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she tot "PLAYBOY" waz a game. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so tiny she tot Danny Devito waz a giant monster. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
Ur momma is so tiny in takes her 4wks nd a publik holiday to fall down a match box. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:32pm On Jul 20, 2007 |
CORRECTIONS! Ur momma is so fat she's got more CHINS dan a chinese fonebuk. Even wen ur momma waz a little girl, she waz a BIG girl. Nd i mean it! |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:36am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she kan tuk in her tits in her boot. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:50am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so poor, d last supper waz her last supper. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she waz born on june d ist & 2nd |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:05am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she askd d operator hw lng it will take 4rm L.A to las vagas. He sed "just a minute" and she sed "thank u" nd hung up. |
Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Yo mamma so dumb she came last in a dumb class. Yo mamma so short she as to take d toilet paper with a 10inchs stick. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:59pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old , she fartd nd dust blew out her ass. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:01pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:02pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares. |
Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 6:13pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Yo mamma so dumb she mistaken me for ur dad,and i had my way |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:22pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ha ha ha! Ur momma is so full of shit d toilet envies her. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat her ass is lyk 2 parrots fytn in a sack. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:24pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:25pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat dat she wears pillow cases 4 socks. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:26pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she sets up car alarms jst by pasn by them. |
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