Are Baby Mamas too, Celebrities?

Everyone wants to be famous. Everyone wants to be in the limelight, no matter what! Some Mothers recently took to instagram to share a picture of their giant backsides. Daughters too, exposed their fat bums to camera flashes.They all wanted to make a figure out of their uncommon booties. It was a nice move, wasn't it? At least, we now know, those mothers have got a Dong of an ass, and the daughters, a hiney-heinie hind end.

On boxing day, a lady shared an after-sex picture of herself and her boo, unclad. Thumbs up, now we know, it was a mattress dancing, a nookie on boxing day. She wanted to become a celebrity too. Young females enlarge their breasts, after which they go online to share, carefully taken photographs of their bulky-burly boobies. So many vaginas online, so many vulva, begging for pants. So many cleavages. A number of butts, crying for clothes. Owners are not crazy, all they humbly seek is stardom. They want to be celebrities!

Among the many off the wall things ladies do to be known, baby mama(ism) seems working. It seems welcomed. It is less criticised. It is in fact, becoming a bureau, a walk of life, in the Entertainment industry. These ladies are in the mainstream, as a matter of fact. They are well-liked, and going by how they carry themselves, they are quite confident doing what they do.They share pictures that people spend their leisure discussing. 'Baby mama' sounds as suitable and imposing. It sounds neat and pleasing, that a fairly old-fashioned african would ask, are baby mamas too celebrities?

Who is a celebrity? Someone who is popular and has honour! Someone who is famous and distinguished. Celibritatum (a latin word) and celebrate (an English verb) both gave birth to the communal word 'celebrity.' While cellibritatum refers to popularity, celebrate means: To honour. If you are renowned without honour, you are not different from Evans, the popular criminal, or is he a celebrity too? If you are famous without being distinguished, you are not different from the popular mad man in my town. Everyone knows him, can we then call him a celebrity? What honour, have a baby mama? What honour have a mother, outside wedlock? What honour have a girl whose nude pics are all-over? What honour have an unmarried lady, who shares after-sex pics? What honour have a popular Olosho, who makes her cool cash? If I call Chiamanda Adichie a celebrity, what would you call your favourite Baby mama?

Ayeni Faith Damilola is a writer, public speaker and eulogist.
faithdamilolaayeni@yahoo.com

I don't know what they are?

What I do know is that they are all after ones....

Yea and all thanks to our bloggers

They are celebrities on nairaland

AgbenuAnna:
They are celebrities on nairaland

They trend beyond nairaland.