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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by BlvckSoul(m): 10:02am On Jan 05, 2018
Who mess??

Which one be fart again??

undecided
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Mufahsa(m): 10:02am On Jan 05, 2018
Oshey Awon Eyan Wind Breaker grin
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by tesppidd: 10:05am On Jan 05, 2018
[quote author=popled post=63912383][/quote]wetin be ya own sef.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by donneco(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2018
Op must u post this while i was eating?

Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Johnbosco77(m): 10:10am On Jan 05, 2018
I will never agree with point number 3... name big lie Op
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Coldfeets: 10:13am On Jan 05, 2018
Chai!

Why always women?! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by lizzypro: 10:13am On Jan 05, 2018
grin


Back then if I fart and I start looking at you ..

You will start suspecting suspecting your self . grin
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 05, 2018
So fart is flammable?

Now we know where most of the bombs Boko Haram produce comes from.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by veli1(m): 10:14am On Jan 05, 2018
Lemme Goan Load Mess 4 Leta Tinx
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Chucksonline: 10:15am On Jan 05, 2018
How mess take good. Abeg op park well. Who mess help?
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Taolyn4lif(m): 10:19am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.

Hehehehehehehehe... Man, you've made my day

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by walosky(m): 10:19am On Jan 05, 2018
........waiting for Bobrisky to comment
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by kelblaze(m): 10:20am On Jan 05, 2018
Hmmmm...powa of mess

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by difference5050: 10:23am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.
hohoho the engineer

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by LifeofEl(m): 10:23am On Jan 05, 2018
i read the post then let out a good fart...sign of healthy living..
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by SoldierBoy1(m): 10:24am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.
Bros u still dey do energy conversion for here, u na real Mechanical Engineer o..... Continue jare we dey ur back #MEE

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Kendroid: 10:26am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.

LMAO cheesy

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by chuckdee4(m): 10:29am On Jan 05, 2018
My wife needs to hear of number 8
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Abeyjide: 10:29am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.

Smiles

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by xty50(f): 10:29am On Jan 05, 2018
Tusa
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by DavidJohnDavid(f): 10:32am On Jan 05, 2018
Close your legs....

Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Stevengerd(m): 10:36am On Jan 05, 2018
Mehn i remember that year for Primary School (2005/06) wey man pikin fart for class. Jesus, my teacher beat kon disgrace me sake of say i just fart... Shame Catch me dat day ehn!!! Been with my Gf for 2yrs plus, ah never percieve her fart b4.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by thunderbabs: 10:40am On Jan 05, 2018
Tonto dikeh no dey fart.....argue it.. cheesy Ladies can form for Antarctica
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Mrkumareze(m): 10:41am On Jan 05, 2018
I like number 3 cos I'm categorized to that group.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by CheedyJ(m): 10:41am On Jan 05, 2018
11 is so true,chewing gum makes u fart a lot..I recall while I was in sch den,I went 4a nyt class to read for exams & I had chewed lots of gum DAT day so,unfortunately for me I slept off but while asleep,i dished out loads of fart enuf to go round to everyone in d class however, wen my friend cudnt take it anymore he had to wake & tell me, damn,d embarrassment I felt DAT day is still unbeatable & unbreakable but thank God it was nyt & there was no light so,my face was at least hidden to others asides my friends..
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by kingzjay(m): 10:46am On Jan 05, 2018
I remember "silencer" in the movie "3 Idiots"


The guy sabi fart ehn
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by FRANKOSKI(m): 10:49am On Jan 05, 2018
MY FRIEND FARTS 60 TIMES PER HOUR.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by austinfab14(m): 10:54am On Jan 05, 2018
Shea na person see food eat dey fart

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by thewritingtodo(m): 10:55am On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy[i][/i] is already converted into sound energy.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by israelmao(m): 11:04am On Jan 05, 2018
Do you want fart like whatever? Eat plenty boiled eggs.

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