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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by RSVP: 11:05am On Jan 05, 2018
10. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.


Bob grin

Boom! Booommmm!! Booommmmmmmm!!!
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by fof1: 11:08am On Jan 05, 2018
dpkonceptblog:
Farting is usually considered to be the most shameful or humorous function of the body. Everyone farts but have we ever taken a moment to think about the science and history behind it?
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1. Females tend to fart less than males.

2. First used in 1962, fart means the wind coming out of the anus. Pretty apt don’t you think?

3. A normal human being will fart over a dozen times every day.

4. And the air they produce can be used to blow up one balloon.

5. Fart is flammable
Yes, you can light a fart on fire
Because flatulence is partly composed of flammable gases like methane and hydrogen, it can be briefly set on fire.
We don't recommend it, because of the risk of injury, but if you have to see it.

6. Don’t ever be embarrassed about a fart because it is actually an indication of good health. If your digestive system is working as it should, you will fart. If you feel like you haven’t been farting lately, it is best to get a medical opinion.

7. The main component of a fart is hydrogen sulfide which helps decrease any damage to the mitochondria. This means that taking in the smell is actually good for you.

8. While women don’t fart as much as men, their farts tend to smell more because they have greater levels of hydrogen sulfide. This makes the air they produce better for your health as well.

9. Your farts are much faster than you because they travel 10ft/sec.

10. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.

11. If you chew a lot of gum and drink aerated drinks, it will increase the frequency of your farts.

12. Most of our daily farts happen when we are asleep.

13. Termites may be small in size but they fart more than any other creature. Camels come a close second, followed by zebras and cattle.


Don’t be so hard on yourself.
At least you feel better if you do what nature intended.
After all, it’s healthy for you.
Go ahead and let it rip!

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I DISAGREE WITH NOS 3 & 6.ETC. IS HE SAYING THAT, IF U DONT FART AT ALL OR FREQUENTLY AS SUGGESTED THEN U ARE UNHEALTHY? THIS IS VETY WRONG AND DISGUSTING. I RARELY FART AND DO NPT CE TO HIS STATISTICS AT ALL, YET AM VERY HEALTHY. HV NOT NOTICED ME FART FOR DAYS OR MPNTHS,EXCEPT I EAT BEANS ATIMES. SO WHAT DOES HE MEAN HERE PLS?
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by AkupeMBANO(m): 11:08am On Jan 05, 2018
nezzar:
Op u forgot 2 add this one
Silent farts can smell like buhari pant angry
Lmao
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Tocheagle(m): 11:11am On Jan 05, 2018
Never you stay in the same elevator with someone who just fared, e no funny at all
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Bestchisom(m): 11:14am On Jan 05, 2018
when i fart....i try to inhale all of it before anybody can notice....i never knew i was doing myself good... no wonder i d healthy and strong.... henceforth, my fart is for sell....

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by olayinkai: 11:20am On Jan 05, 2018
Sure

Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by redangel2017: 11:20am On Jan 05, 2018
Yes you may fart.. But just like u deficate.. U go to toilet.. When u want to urinate u go to the toilet.. If u want to fart pls be responsible nd excuse urself u can pollute as loud as u want nd u can even swallow the farty air if u want.. Its btwn u nd ur fart.. Pls its nt teaching us to be farting everywhr u go acting irresponsible nd disgracing urself.. Until u shit for ur body.. Thats whn u will knw u are a goat angry

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by NoBetterNigeria: 11:29am On Jan 05, 2018
I always love it when my wife fart.... we so free that we fart any time... God bless her for me
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by wtfcoded: 11:31am On Jan 05, 2018
Let the Annihilation begin!
*lifts one yansh up*
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Reference(m): 11:39am On Jan 05, 2018
A dozen times and flammable.... then why can't man fly. All the pieces are there.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by ogbu80(m): 11:58am On Jan 05, 2018
I no gree for 7 and 8 jarey
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by dogstyle007(m): 12:02pm On Jan 05, 2018
And I just farted while reading this grin
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Austinsamekpo(m): 12:18pm On Jan 05, 2018
13. Termites may be small in size but they fart more than any other creature. Camels come a close second, followed by zebras and cattle.
Wow :o13.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jan 05, 2018
okay. smiley
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Habyz(m): 12:26pm On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy is already converted into sound energy.
Sound energy cheesy. Funny and reasonable.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Habyz(m): 12:28pm On Jan 05, 2018
oshe11:
What about those of US that doesnt FART
You are unhealthy, see a physician.
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by iamsammie(m): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2018
My girlfriend farts during s3x angry
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by oshe11: 12:40pm On Jan 05, 2018
Habyz:
You are unhealthy, see a physician.
Okay
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Fideo(m): 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2018
Chai! I remember dropping a loud one in a vigil when every one's eyes was still wide open. D fact is i try stop myself but i cant take it again so it just releases itself and make a loud noise d people close were just like WTF! I just shake it off and wish dem all da best.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by whatofyou: 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.

No! Because it has a shorter wavelength, it is highly concentrated per square inch. And you can make every fart near-silent; but because it is compressed it becomes highly active�
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by tesppidd: 12:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
whatofyou:


No! Because it has a shorter wavelength, it is highly concentrated per square inch. And you can make every fart near-silent; but because it is compressed it becomes highly active�
guru!!!

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Ademolu2002(m): 1:04pm On Jan 05, 2018
grin
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.
grin
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Kalashnikov102(m): 1:06pm On Jan 05, 2018
Thumbs upp to the guys in the house who fart when bae is around smiley
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Ademolu2002(m): 1:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Ademolu2002(m): 1:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
grin
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.
grin
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Awoleesu(m): 1:48pm On Jan 05, 2018
simplemach:
You mean mess
. Rara? Iso ni... Alaisan!

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Rozaytee: 1:59pm On Jan 05, 2018
cooldipo1:
I wonder why most of us are irritated by farting when we all do grin the do grin
omo farting is awesome oo...it get as belle go dey do u...but wen u fart u will just get ur self

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Ademoore07(m): 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2018
tesppidd:
I read point one and I was like WTF!
Then I read point 8 and was like Yeah!
Girls that like things like suya, eggs, milk, meat pie, minairal !!!

Also silent fart always smells worse than loud farts.
I guess it's because;

in loud farts a percentage of the smell energy(chemical energy) is already converted into sound energy.




Well done sir grin

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by MicWizzy: 2:42pm On Jan 05, 2018
nezzar:
Op u forgot 2 add this one
Silent farts can smell like buhari pant angry
common sense, absent
Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by Omotoyosi98(m): 8:48pm On Jan 05, 2018
you did forget to put that some people's fart can kill mosquito nd attract housefly....hahaha

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Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by chikago1: 10:19pm On Jan 05, 2018
Ok, then how many farts would an abnormal human being release each day?

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