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The Priest And The Bike. by aruzuoke(m): 7:18am On Apr 10, 2010
A priest had his bicycle stolen and thought a member of his flock was to blame. In need of advice he consulted his bishop who suggested that he root out the thief by preaching a sermon on the ten commandments. The idea was that when the priest got to Thou shalt not steal he would pause and look around the church for anyone behaving in a guilty manner. In this way it was hoped that the culprit would give himself away. A couple of weeks later the bishop bumped into the priest and asked him whether the plan had worked. Well yes said the priest but not quite in the way you envisaged. I was going thru the Ten commandments one by one and when i got to thou shalt not commit adultery i remembered where i had left my bike.
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Uncleibu(m): 7:34am On Apr 10, 2010
Hmmmmmm save us oh God
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Apr 10, 2010
Amen ooooo cheesy
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Apr 13, 2010
Thank Goodness it's a joke shocked grin
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 12:39am On Apr 18, 2010
And if it isnt nko undecided
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by 1stknight(m): 7:30pm On Apr 18, 2010
I lov diz joke
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by creampy(f): 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2010
big joke
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by DAVE5(m): 12:47am On Apr 27, 2010
thats not fair at all
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by flexystar(f): 12:06pm On Apr 27, 2010
D.A.V.E:

thats not fair at all
not fair to who the woman's husband or the priest?
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:37pm On Apr 29, 2010
Na the wife of course dave dey support man undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by donsponky(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2010
i no say na the woman husband wey take the bike as colatara grin grin
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by flexystar(f): 1:47pm On Apr 30, 2010
dosponky u real bruch ur teech see how its shinning.
Re: The Priest And The Bike. by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Apr 30, 2010
Like dog own

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