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This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 11:45pm On Mar 12, 2011
Judge:laDy did you say you had 5kids?
Woman:yes your honour
Judge:how many are girls?
Woman:2
Judge:are the rest boys?
Anoda day another case
Judge:how many people were there when your husband was killed?
Woman:i can't really say
Judge:can you describe how he died?
Anoda day another case
Lawyer:you said 10 of your fingers were chopped off by this man?
Man:yes
Lawyer:how many fingers do you have remainin?
Anoda day another case
Judge:mr ojo,did you hit this man's car on purpose?
Mr ojo:no,but i don warn him before say if he park 4 front of my house again 'im go hear am'
lwkm,
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2011
Huh, it was ok.but u can do berra.
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2011
i definitely can.this iz just a saturday nite special dedic 2 yhu o.promise lotta lotta berra 1s up front!
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:59pm On Mar 12, 2011
Dat is soooo sweet. *be still my heart! Am all of a flutter* wil soon go to bed thou,am dead beat.
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 6:11pm On Mar 13, 2011
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 8:39am On Mar 14, 2011
Talk ur own make we hear.
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 9:06am On Mar 14, 2011
Lol dr
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 9:56am On Mar 14, 2011
yinkalink:

Talk your own make we hear.

YOUR OWN!!! Can you hear now?  tongue
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 10:09am On Mar 14, 2011
Ha ha,english made dificult@alcino
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2011
distinkt@:

Ha ha,english made dificult@alcino

seeing made difficult 4 some blind!
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 12:25pm On Mar 14, 2011
grin shocked cool tongue lipsrsealed embarassed cheesy
love and beauty joke
cool men an dcontinue the chiiling and booling

Re: This Kain Court by McCoy91(m): 3:17pm On Mar 14, 2011
Arcani:

YOUR OWN!!! Can you hear now?  tongue
lol. Funniest stuff in the thread
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 4:03pm On Mar 14, 2011
Lol. Arcani i duf ma hat to u, u crazie gan.
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2011
hehe grin cheesy kiss wink
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2011
Close ya mouth dere.
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 8:40pm On Mar 14, 2011
Lol@yinka beefy
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 8:44pm On Mar 14, 2011
yinkalink:

Close ya mouth dere.
wher ya machine dey?
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 9:03pm On Mar 14, 2011
Bizzie. E b lyk say u sef nid SENSE OF HUMOR FUND
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2011
a woman was looking for her pant.the following was what happened
madam: Amaka where are you
Amaka: here am i
Madam: where is my pant
Amaka: i dont know, i dont were pant but buxer
Madam: Amina
Amina: Aunty
Madam: where is my red pant
Amina: i dont know and gaskiya mi i no dey put red pant say blue
Madam: Ekaete
Ekaete: ma
Madam: where is my pant
Ekaete: ah madam i no no and besides i no dey put pant,i swear, ifn you think say i dey lie, make you ask Oga tongue he no well well
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2011
grin grin grin

lol
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 6:45pm On Mar 17, 2011
a white man just arrived in nigeria and two warri boys has been targeting his bag of money,but dey no no say the white man grand papa na warri man.
so when the plane come land for niger, the two guys rushed to him and one of them took his bag because the white man was carrying two bags of which one of them contans nothing but just clothes while the other one was containing Us dollas, so the first guy took the bag containing clothes and say to the other guy
fogge you no go collcet that bag join me so that we go run? he kept on pressuring the guy, as the guy made an attempt to snatch the bag, the white man became angry and say "if you try that kain of thing for me eh i go shop your papa" grin

Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2011
1. I dont undastand dis wan angrythou d oda rocked wink


2. open ya own thread
Re: This Kain Court by Kunbee: 10:26pm On Mar 17, 2011
undecided undecided
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 8:40am On Mar 18, 2011
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, kunbeeeeeeeeeeee, howdy?

YOUR OWN!!! Can you hear now?

you r a case,

i definitely can.this iz just a saturday nite special dedic 2 yhu o.promise lotta lotta berra 1s up front!
Dat is soooo sweet. *be still my heart! Am all of a flutter* wil soon go to bed thou,am dead beat.

spoilt children
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2011
Na u sabi. Kunbee howdy.
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 9:14am On Mar 18, 2011
habba now yinka


a gud mornin wont b bad,
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 10:15am On Mar 18, 2011
G'mornin luv.
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 10:30am On Mar 18, 2011
mornin hun,
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 11:54am On Mar 18, 2011
mpppffffffff
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:57am On Mar 18, 2011
Werin consign u?
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 12:01pm On Mar 18, 2011
I mention ya name ni Jor o, Jus stay wher God put you o! cool
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 12:04pm On Mar 18, 2011
Lol. Aw u dey?

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