When u buy a product, wil it stil remain d same after use?
He used to but nw he can't is al round statement Nigeria USED TO b a great place to b BUT NOW corruption don spoil am.

My dear what he needs is encouragement n nt complainin.

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When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas
Solve equations
Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think


If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben
You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating
[quote author=pyyxxaro post=64489738]

When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas
Solve equations
Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think


If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben
You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating
Badoo

CaptainJeffry:
I thought shaving stick is less that N50

guy na so her armpit b n dats y it's called d PIT of ARM. it's meant to b dirty till its cleaned.

this my wife has disgraced me again.

don't take her serious I will make sure she has 7 rounds today

RadicallyBlunt:
No be any recession. He's getting tired of you. He has seen it all. To those seeing ur pic for d first time, you may be fresh. But ur hubby is probably craving something fresher. Very soon e go reduce to one round in 1 week.

Chai!!! Savage!! U wicked o!!!

AreaFada2:


For where?

Sex relieves stress. The only joy the poor & unemployed have. Ever wondered why the poor seem to produce babies so much?

A man running around building his business leaving early & returning home late at night will have less time for sex.

One reason the wife of a rich guy might be sleeping with a driver, gate man or another lowly employee.

Konji is a serious bastard. It's like hunger. You yearn more for it when you have little means to afford it.

Lol you got it all wrong or in reverse the poor is not under stress he has accepted his condition hence the time spent in bedmatics whereas the rich or middle class dude is all about working to maintain his wealth or status , and building a business is very stressful. Poor people are more laidback in general . While the rich or the ones trying to make things out are under heavy stress they don’t want to waste their energy pleasing a woman . He’s either too tired to even start or won’t bother going another round

RadicallyBlunt:
No be any recession. He's getting tired of you. He has seen it all. To those seeing ur pic for d first time, you may be fresh. But ur hubby is probably craving something fresher. Very soon e go reduce to one round in 1 week.

She is not married.

Your husband or your boyfriend. The truth is that he is tired of your pussy. No matter the packaging, men gets tired of Sex to one lady. But if you need help mek you indicate. At least I can go five rounds before morning

She's joking...

Are you one of the sex dolls what are you doing with three rounds

Will u keep kwyet

Nonnyflex:
And so..thats ur own cup of tea
I get my own cup I want to gist una..
. Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. so I decided to teach one of them a lesson.
ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

ME: Australia, How much?

ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?

ME: You tell me how much u go collect..

Aboki: ₦300 oga!

ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?

Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia!

ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....

Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?

ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass ₦200..

ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220.......Nice evening

nice one

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

story go die on top of woman

Y ll ur husband goes 3 rounds again, did u turn him to a sex machine.
Its not about d quantity but quality, if he gives u 2 good once u won't remember d 3rd .

onadana:


Leave story..new styles or not the law of diminishing return must take place.There is more to life than fvcking.There are enough pressures of life for you not to even remember you have something between your legs.

Excuse me..

The thread is about sex..abeeeg, juz wait if the topic is about life then we can discuss..

But for now, juz sit down.

MasViews:
Plot twist: she is talking about food (3 square meals).



Alot of dirty minded guys up there.

Thank you.. I thought I was the only one who noticed it.

CaptainJeffry:
I thought shaving stick is less that N50

so u had to zoom that part......I fear you from today

Seeing Dis Girl's Pics Just Remind Of My Ex. i'm doubting, it could be her. d girl just leave me 4 one G-Guy though she is married sha. i still dey mis her banging body.

achieversbizpro:


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* SD card slot for data logging.
* Supports 9-36V, so it can be installed on Bus, taxi, truck, personal car, business car etc.
* Maximum 5 cell phone numbers are allowed to admin the tracker.
* SOS
* Geo-fence
* Movement alarm
* Over speed alarm
* Accident alarm
* Voice monitoring etc.
* Cuts off the oil and power system.

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* Harness (10 Pin)
* User manual

make, cost and reliability

charliboy654:
She's just joking
Bloggers will make everything news.

See was joking? Are you sure she's talking about you?

Basalt:


Hahahahaha.
She called bitcoin a gamble

It is a gambling indeed... We're talking Cryptocurrency here. Investing ur money without assurance is like a gamble..

Bitcoin is extremely volatile sha. Imagine it can flactuate from 20-30% in a day..u may lose all ur money..

Marshalxv:
It's so unfortunate that people didn't see the humour and sarcasm in her post

I tire for Nigerians o. The poor lady was talking about food for belly. Nigerians nor dey use ear hear rounds. Very set of useless and wretched people forming almighty

JULIE1925:



Eating the same fufu 3x a day for the rest of his life, any man will surely puke...

But that problem is not a big one ooo... The wife must look for something to spice up their sexlife sha.. Don't be juz like a dead logwood by juz spreading ur legs and let ur hubby do all the job..

Thank you, Julie. Until most of the married women complaining of a decline in their husband sexlife know that letting the man only do the job will only keep him bored each time of copulation.

I be wan respond negatively before but as I come see recession, I now understand where you are coming from.

JULIE1925:


We'll see when the day u become a husband..
Juz don't come here on NL tell the story that touch

Permit me to ask you this, Julie, are you married?

Olulinks:

Permit me to ask you this, Julie, are you married?

Nope, im not married.. Are u?

And that's your pressing issues? I see.

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

Five rounds everyday

What of me dat is stroni but queen comy ugwumsina ike doesnt serve me well

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

...get this into your skull, no matter how beautiful your wife is, you will surely get tired after few years. ayam talking from experience... eating d same soup everyday is fkking boring

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

we need to see one on one for me to give you the best advice that you need

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

we need to see one on one for me to give you the best advice that you need

run to me

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.