Stupid SPI projections portray Spurs as favorites to defeat United. Had to eject sticky saliva—from my mouth of course—purely as an acrimonious and explicit expression of absolute aversion and complete contempt concerning the tremendously foolish fifty two percent put on Spurs, over a pretty pathetic twenty three points on United!

SPI has been floating about for twenty four hours and it maddens me to no end that nobody has had the brains to change it by now. 23%!? Seriously?!? That's just massively stupid! Manchester United 23%!! Hell must've frozen over!!!

It might interest y'all to know that I'm an avid Red Devil and I'm absolutely aware we're not the greatest team to watch right now, but we do get results! Tottenham on the other end have been a tad inconsistent since the year begun. They were awful against Southampton, dreadful against Liverpool. And like it or not, ManUtd is a difficult team to beat and nothing can conceal the fact that we've got a whole lot of pace on the counterattack. Not to mention Alexis Sánchez.