see what a WhatsApp user posted on his status as he advises them over trying to impress girls

What is this 1 saying?

All I read was just gibberish. No sense in any of it!

And btw, if a yahoo boy hasn't picked in a while & his girl decides to leave him, there is a 99% chance that he won't give a shit bout it. Because there's ALWAYS another girl waiting to take her place. Also, if by any chance he had the intention of marrying the girl, he would even be happy that she left. Which means she was only after the money.

As for;

When a person steals, he's stealing from his future

I don't know who told you that shit. But if it's true, it means that most of us (if not all) have stolen one or two things from our future. No one here will tell me that he hasn't stolen even pen before.

Me I have not stolen pen, but the meat I took does that me I took some meats from my future...

That moment where my wives meat will now be missing in the future only to find out I ate them today...

Oh that's trash stop stealing period

When you steal you're taking a chance at getting caught. If you steal for example 100 times, 99 will be succssesful, but 1 will fail. Therefore you have stolen time from your own future by choosing a life of crime. You're living on "borrowed time" when you live the life of a criminal. Of course it doesn't mean that you will get caught or that you will even continue stealing. I think OP was meaning "you MAY be stealing from your future"