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'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by AlexReports(m): 5:09am On Feb 14
Lagos, Nigeria — Controversy is trailing the disappearance of $100,000 from the coffers of Nigeria's examination board. The exam board alleges that a clerk in Benue State has blamed a snake for swallowing the missing money. The money was supposed to be remitted to the agency.


Fabian Benjamin, spokesman of the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board, told CNN that a staffer confessed to auditors a snake had "swallowed" the missing money. "She confessed that she had the money, kept it in a vault in the office but a snake came and swallowed the money," Benjamin told CNN.
"The staff and others in her category that are found culpable have been suspended and will be handed over to appropriate authorities," he added.

The clerk, identified as Philomena Chiesche, denied the allegations, saying the exam board invented the story about the snake. She also accused the exam board of turning her in to authorities, who she claims still haven't questioned her about the missing funds.

"I did not say any money was swallowed by a snake. Nobody questioned me about that case. I am just a clerk and I serve under directors who are accounting officers. I wonder why they are personalizing the case?" the clerk told CNN.

Social media erupted at the nature of the allegations. A Twitter account has been made for the snake. Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission tweeted that the agency's national symbol, the eagle, shows no mercy for "money-swallowing snakes."

http://www.alexreports.info/2018/02/frame-up-nigerian-clerk-i-didnt-say.html?m=0

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Alejoas(f): 5:33am On Feb 14
grin



So what did you say?

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Nobody: 5:35am On Feb 14
Nigeria is a joke. angry

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Firmjudge(m): 5:36am On Feb 14
Funny enough this case will fizzle out in few days, how terrible.

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Damarislopez: 5:41am On Feb 14
Which way Nigerians?

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Pavore9: 5:46am On Feb 14
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by GetUmad: 6:36am On Feb 14

No difference between GEJ's govt and that of BUHARI as far as stealing/corruption is concerned.

The only palpable difference is GEJ has "tushed" thieves and corruption was "international" . Buhari, a local champion with local thieves who aren't "tushed" enough to give better justifications for their stealing. If not grass cutting it'd be snake.

If corruption under the two governments were to be "DESIGNERS"

GEJ- GUCCI
BUBU- CUGGI (don't ask me what brand name is that ask my bros for Aba)

Or car brands
GEJ - BMW
BUBU - TATA

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by free2ryhme: 6:37am On Feb 14
AlexReports:
Lagos, Nigeria — Controversy is trailing the disappearance of $100,000 from the coffers of Nigeria's examination board. The exam board alleges that a clerk in Benue State has blamed a snake for swallowing the missing money. The money was supposed to be remitted to the agency.


Fabian Benjamin, spokesman of the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board, told CNN that a staffer confessed to auditors a snake had "swallowed" the missing money. "She confessed that she had the money, kept it in a vault in the office but a snake came and swallowed the money," Benjamin told CNN.
"The staff and others in her category that are found culpable have been suspended and will be handed over to appropriate authorities," he added.

The clerk, identified as Philomena Chiesche, denied the allegations, saying the exam board invented the story about the snake. She also accused the exam board of turning her in to authorities, who she claims still haven't questioned her about the missing funds.

"I did not say any money was swallowed by a snake. Nobody questioned me about that case. I am just a clerk and I serve under directors who are accounting officers. I wonder why they are personalizing the case?" the clerk told CNN.

Social media erupted at the nature of the allegations. A Twitter account has been made for the snake. Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission tweeted that the agency's national symbol, the eagle, shows no mercy for "money-swallowing snakes."

http://www.alexreports.info/2018/02/frame-up-nigerian-clerk-i-didnt-say.html?m=0
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by pode(m): 6:43am On Feb 14
We brought this nonsense upon ourselves, when we have 80m educated folks in this country

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by anibirelawal(m): 6:46am On Feb 14
We are not after the snake in the first place, where is the money

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Vado(m): 6:53am On Feb 14
Didn't allow myself get drawn into the ridiculous wave of actually believing the story in the first place. Reason I never commented on the issue. Haba, we were supposed to use our heads nao. Both CNN and the initial person they interviewed are fake news.

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by mexxmoney: 6:55am On Feb 14
The person occupying ftc position is actually a man!!!!
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by AK6464(m): 7:16am On Feb 14
shocked
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by profjustine458(m): 7:23am On Feb 14
Lol

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by justi4jesu(f): 7:55am On Feb 14
grin grin grin grin grin






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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by modelmike7(m): 7:55am On Feb 14
Matters arising.....
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by klassykute(m): 7:56am On Feb 14
I'm bringing the snake in for questioning

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by hezy4real01(m): 7:56am On Feb 14
De Snake eat am abi? Mumu
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by designVATExcel: 7:56am On Feb 14
Na this kind story CNN go cover. Fulani issue nada, #ENDSARS nada,

Well sha atleast they cover something.

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by walemetro: 8:03am On Feb 14
"Nobody questioned me about that case. I am just a clerk and I serve under directors who are accounting officers. I wonder why they are personalizing the case?"



This is the craziest part of the whole thing. I wondered why a clerk would have access to all the funds. Truly not possible without accountants and directors......so why are they focusing on just the messenger when the ogas at the top are the real culprits?

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by adem30: 8:04am On Feb 14
GetUmad:

No difference between GEJ's govt and that of BUHARI as far as stealing/corruption is concerned.

The only palpable difference is GEJ has "tushed" thieves and corruption was "international" . Buhari, a local champion with local thieves who aren't "tushed" enough to give better justifications for their stealing. If not grass cutting it'd be snake.

If corruption under the two governments were to be "DESIGNERS"

GEJ- GUCCI
BUBU- CUGGI (don't ask me what brand name is that ask my bros for Aba)

Or car brands
GEJ - BMW
BUBU - TATA


Bros, the said money was the money JAMB generated in the past, not in this present government

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Gkay1(m): 8:04am On Feb 14
we be just 7 people wey go go heaven in Nigeria, d rest of una na hell fire

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by classicalbenson(m): 8:05am On Feb 14
the association of snakes we be happy with this news,thank God for their vandication.meanwhile what wil happen to the snake repellant that was purchased yesterday?

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Hector09: 8:05am On Feb 14
Nigeria is a village thats the reason weird things keep on happening, this one is nt d case of pdp and apc the culprit aint politicians so nigerians are corrupt

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by usba: 8:05am On Feb 14
GetUmad:

No difference between GEJ's govt and that of BUHARI as far as stealing/corruption is concerned.

The only palpable difference is GEJ has "tushed" thieves and corruption was "international" . Buhari, a local champion with local thieves who aren't "tushed" enough to give better justifications for their stealing. If not grass cutting it'd be snake.

If corruption under the two governments were to be "DESIGNERS"

GEJ- GUCCI
BUBU- CUGGI (don't ask me what brand name is that ask my bros for Aba)

Or car brands
GEJ - BMW
BUBU - TATA



The said theft happened under GEJ, it was discovered as a auditing excercise ordered by the PMB administration. Atleast comprehend and understand the story first before making senseless remarks.

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by ITbomb(m): 8:06am On Feb 14
Firmjudge:
Funny enough this case will fizzle out in few days, how terrible.
You are a good student of history

Someone might just find the money and silently stow it away for future embezzlement as they did to NIA $44m

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Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by Strongbest(m): 8:06am On Feb 14
Re: 'I Didn't Say Snake Swallowed JAMB's N36 Million' - Clerk Tells CNN by giga02(m): 8:06am On Feb 14
She is just a clerk for God sake. you can't accuse or expect her to account for funds when directors and accountants are working with her.

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