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Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by kellorah: 7:20pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." 3 Likes |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by hotangel2(f): 10:16pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
funny stuffs. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Greatpeter(m): 10:54pm On Dec 27, 2005 |
Good job. can't stop laughing. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by nike4luv(f): 12:35am On Dec 28, 2005 |
oh jesus hahahaha, great stuff |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by vichel(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2005 |
u have destroyed my ribs |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Farriel(m): 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2005 |
One of the funniest posts in this section, IMO. I got laughing hard for a long time. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Rolly: 7:52am On Dec 30, 2005 |
i cant stop laughing |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by aafricana1(f): 9:19pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
CNT STOP LAUGHIN- STIL LAUGHIN |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Advin(m): 9:35pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
: can't stop laughing. that was good. joke of the week. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by theORAKU(m): 12:39pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
good stuff. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by adesodgi(m): 8:30pm On Jan 22, 2006 |
these are bone cracking....cant stop laughing my a$$ out |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by justme: 1:11pm On Feb 04, 2006 |
yeah very funny, esp the washinton part, guess the guy didn't want his head on the floor |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by truthhurts(f): 3:50pm On Feb 06, 2006 |
nice one got me thinking how much we take things 4 granted |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Memunah(f): 10:45am On Oct 11, 2006 |
a nice post and funny too |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2007 |
yeah funny but there are times these answers could be applicable in life situations cos some questions are just so dumb. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by jaybaby(f): 5:58pm On Mar 02, 2007 |
Very Funny |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 7:47pm On Mar 02, 2007 |
Jay here too? LMAO |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by shens2006(m): 8:46pm On Mar 02, 2007 |
cooooll |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by dont8(m): 12:12am On Mar 03, 2008 |
u'll kill us with laugh |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:14am On Mar 03, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by ituen(m): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by spicy007(f): 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
really nice, good job |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by tufe(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by lysaa(f): 9:30am On Jul 02, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Cayon(f): 9:11pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@poster: Awesome |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by benjay1(m): 12:38pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
still LMAO |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 6:22pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! Am i mad ? |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by benjay1(m): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
sometimes |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 11:19pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Yessir |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by folahann(m): 12:06am On Jul 15, 2008 |
i am having a good laugh this is a really good one GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by Jeovy(m): 5:44am On Jul 15, 2008 |
good jokes |
Re: Stupid Questions, Smart Answers!! by MrInfo1(m): 6:48am On Jul 15, 2008 |
Good Stupid Questions, Smart Answers |
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