One day God came to adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news " God said.

Adam looked thougthfully at his maker and replied "Please give me the good news first."

Smilling, God explained, "Ive created two new organs for you. one is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and carry out

productive conversations with eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the earth. Eve will be

happy that you now posses this organ as she will be able to bear children"

Adam very excited exclaimed "These are wonderful gifths you have given to me. What could possibly be the bad news after such great tidings?"

God then looked upon adam and said with great sorrow "I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time"

Holy shit!