It all started when buhari called Nigerians monkeys and baboons, we thought it was a joke until Nnamdi kanu called Nigeria a zoo referencing buhari as the one he learned from. why we were fusing and cursing Nnamdi kanu for calling Nigeria a zoo, the president's wife referred some Nigerians as jackals and hynas, at this moment I started thinking if nigeria was really a zoo, then all of a sudden. . . like a bang pythons was sent to dance, this felt funny to me until crocodiles also started smiling, at this moment I knew the sh*t was real, lol.

Just when I thought I had seen it all, Cows started to worth more than human lives, even some Nigerians suggested cows should colonize them, when intelligent Nigerians kicked against the colonies the best part of the comedy unfolded; out of nowhere a snake swallowed ₦36million, I sat laughing my ass out when a monkey ran away with ₦78million, I was stumping my feet hard on the ground, tears on my eyes when I heard a retired police man lamenting, "maybe the elephant on NPF logo has swallowed his housing refund" he complained, at this moment. . . I rolled on the floor.