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| Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Mandynews(f): 6:00pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
A Nigerian comedian, Segun Dangote has shared a story of how his wife escaped being bitten by a snake in their toilet. Read his Instagram post below. He wrote; "At about 12midnight last Sunday, wifey went to pee and seconds later I heard screams from the bathroom "Blood of Jesus! Blood of Jesus!! Segun!! Segun!!! Blood of Jesus!!!" I jumped out of bed asking what happened to which she responded; "There's a snake in the toilet!!!" As she rushed out of there in shock, I immediately made my way in there to know if it was a snake she actually saw (You know how women can be sometimes na) and if it was, so I could at least ascertain where exactly it was. As I got in, I realised she was right. It was a snake oooo Fada Looooord! Dude's head was already raised up from inside the WC and first instinct for me was to close the toilet bowl to prevent it from crawling out completely, which I did. Still not sure what to do next (as it was a first time experience for me), I flushed, kept it closed and asked wifey who was apparently still freaking out, to go call our security guard so we could kill it if it was still in there. When Mohammed came. We opened the seat and it was clear. "What happened?" I quizzed. "E don flush go be dat" he responded. "Really? Just like that?? Okay o" I said. Anyways we left the toilet bowl closed all night and got some salt with Naphthalene balls on our way from work on Monday. This morning (Tuesday) I opened the bowl again to see if I could scrub and clean the place seeing we had poured a number of things inside and... there the snake was again; apparently been hiding underneath the top area of the toilet seat so I quickly closed it, waited for wifey to leave the house (else another drama would have ensued) and then called for Mohammed again. This time we got petrol, poured into the toilet plus where it was hiding and the rest, as they say is history. Whilst I'm grateful to God for safety, I'm also wondering whether or not I've just killed a potential ATM in my house...� Anyways, y'all join me in thanking God and please pray wifey agrees to return to the house with Mo cos she's not exactly sounding like she's coming back anytime soon. Let's all be more careful and conscious of our environment please. May safety continually remain our portion. AMEN." https://www.instagram.com/p/BfslmYcDmZo Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/02/27/nigerian-comedian-segun-dangote-narrates/ 4 Likes
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| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by heendrix(m): 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
the snake meant no harm it just wanted money that all . if it come to my own toilet me iwee just kuku say "big bros big bros anything for the boys" 42 Likes
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| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Nobody: 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
 Lalasticlala this man Segun killed a snake, ypur favorite animal on the planet. Never let his jokes make FP 9 Likes |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by thesicilian: 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Close call. I still don't know why Noah allowed snakes and mosquitoes into the ark. 89 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Mandynews(f): 6:05pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
lalasticlala |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by heendrix(m): 6:09pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
9 Likes |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Nobody: 6:10pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
heendrix:Many snakes to you toilet 7 Likes
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| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
THANK GOD FOR your wife's life.
Season of snakes!! |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Papiikush: 6:28pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
thesicilian:The way I have been killing mosquitoes recently ehn... I think Noah allowed more than two mosquitoes into the ark. 23 Likes |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Samirana360(m): 6:28pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
check for our 36m 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Flexherbal(m): 6:29pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
They called security guard for snake. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by rawtouch: 6:29pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
shey na pit laterine una deh use  maybe the snake wanted to give head..  |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by donblade85555(m): 6:31pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
vv |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by polite2(m): 6:31pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Blood of moses |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Tb222(m): 6:32pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
it is either u have a safe in your house or fond of hiding money in the toilet to decieve armed robbers, anyway congrats would have been another 36mil gone, but I doubt you have that kind of money. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by AlienRobot: 6:32pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Hello Mr. COA1. I couldn't reach out to you via PM. Don't really know what is wrong with my private message. Any update? Have they finally gotten back to you?? |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by BABANGBALI: 6:32pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Chei Fulani herdsmen God punish you o |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by vivalavida(m): 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
I will break that toilet seat to make sure that snake was killed that first time. Nothing like flushing it out and believing it's gone 2 Likes |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by donblade85555(m): 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
vvv |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by deafeyez: 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Make Lala no vex for u o. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by ekems2017(f): 6:34pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Is it a joke or life story pls. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by easybussiness: 6:34pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
sounds like comedy |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Stevengerd(m): 6:34pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Ogbeni The Snake No Mean Any Harm Jare, Na hin own share of our national cake the snake wan kon chop. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by IamPatriotic(m): 6:35pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
The snake wanted to swallow your wife ni, since there was no money to swallow anymore. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Shroud: 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Yeah, no pics but the one from Google. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by Ayodejioak(m): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Where is lalasticlala? |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by sisisioge: 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Oh dear! Me wey no dey carry light go when PHCN don do their thing. May God keep his people safe o  1 Like |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by nonut: 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Already on front page. Lalasticala no dey disappoint. |
| Re: Segun Dangote: My Wife Escaped A Snake Attack In Our Toilet (Photos) by thesicilian: 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
rawtouch:Always check your WC bro. I've seen it live o 1 Like |
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