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Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 9:15pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
1. Chic2pimp - Having his primary school pictures posted on NL 2. Dayokanu - Having all female children 3. Chamtoex - Going to an all male private school 4. ~Sauron~ - Being locked inside a room with a se//x-starved gay man 5. El Razur - Being forced to be nice for one day or have his balls cut off 6. tope2000 - Waking up to a flat chest 7. Davidylan - Being diagnosed with amnesia, forgetting everything he has learned about the bible 8. EzeUche/OnlyTruth/ mekussxxx - Waking up one day to a Yoruba wife 9. Busy_body - Having yabaleft closed down for a month 10. Mr. Crackles - Being chained to a chair, eye taped open and forced to watch Nollywood movies for 24hrs 11. ~Sissy~ - Living in an anti-babies society [that would devastate her] 13. Ohsis - Having no connection to her village and people 14. Mukina2 - Living in an anti-Islam society 15. na2day? - Being deported to a all male society 16. Iice - Being forced to act like a typical girl/woman lol 17. Chiogo - No more basketball, no basketball league 18. Debosky - Waking up a single man again 19. 4Play - Suddenly all women are size A bosoms, what happened?!!! 20. Bawomolo- Having all his extra-skinny jeans stolen Add your own, I guess. . . . |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 9:18pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Hehe funny . . . |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 9:54pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
I am nice though. In fact, I am very nice. I just stay put when I feel there is a good reason to. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 9:56pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
^Your 2 9ice i just hope ur personality matches ur face. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 10:00pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Get your arse on YIM. Get your on arse FB etc. The proof is in the pudding abi how them take talk am? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
I'm an alien don't u know? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by 190: 10:10pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
[size=16pt]Amaka, waking up in the middle of the night and finding 190 on her bed! (priceless) baybbootz, waking up one morning and seeing 190 on her right tites (Outstanding) Platimunk, waking up one morning and seeing 190 in the same bed with her and she completely naked (excellent) mama-gee, waking up one morning,having a shower and outta no where mistakenly uses 190 boxers as a towel on her entire body, (cool) Googles, waking up one morning and finding her body all creamed with strawberry and 190 licking em all up from head to toe (dreams)[/size] more to follow |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by bkbabe99: 10:30pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
FL GATORS: WAKING UP, LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND FINDS OUT SHE LOOKS GOOD THE AMAKA: LEARNING TO SHUT HER BIG MOUTH; BEGS BK/BABE 99 TO MARRY HER!! PLATINUMK: WAKES UP AND REALIZES SHE HAS A FLAT BOOTIE AND A-CUP bosoms. . . . and is suddenly head ova heels in luv wit MEKUYYSXXZZ: REALIZES, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, HE LOVES YOURBAS AND DESPISES IBOS!!! EZEUCHE/DEDE1/EZIACHI, WILY-WILY, MENTAL-gong: SUDDENLY HAVE A GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (we're gonna have to wait till eternity 4 dat one) AYETTY MAMA: SUDDENLY BECOMES STICK THIN, STARTS HITTING THE GYM AND GIVES UP FATTY FOODS ABEKEADE08: STOPS USING STEROIDS AND LETS NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE SJEEZY: WAKES UP AND REALIZES HE'S NO LONGER A DENZEL WASHIGTON LOOK-A-LIKE. . . . NOW HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DEDE1 (or Ojukwu) SEFAGO: LEARNS HOW TO STOP KISSING FL GATOR'S MANLY ASZZ ONLYTRUTH: GOES INTO COURT, PLACES HANDS ON BIBLE, SWEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH; IN THE DISTANCE, THUNDER RUMBLES AND ONLYTRUTH GETS STRUCK BY 10 GAZILLION BOLTS OF LIGHTNING. . . . HIS PLEDGE TO TELL THE TRUTH WAS ALSO, AS USUAL, A LIE!!!! MAMAGEE: MISTAKENLY PUTS UP HER "REAL" PIC, WORLD SEES SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE TPIA. . . WE NEVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN!!! MICHELIN: (SCROLL BACK UP TO FL GATORS!!!!) |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by baybbootz(f): 10:32pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz, waking up one morning and seeing 190 on her right tites (Outstanding)your so naughty. . Id stab u tho, no one jokes with ma babies. 190, discovering that 190 and unban 190 have been banned for life,and he can not open another account STUDIO CFR, knowing that being funny has been baned D1kereleva,if I close my account |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 10:32pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
bk/babe99: LWKMD |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 10:38pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Abe using Steroids? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by 190: 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz: rotflmao |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
lol @ the comments @EL Razur In your mind, you're the nicest guy here |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ayettymama(f): 10:48pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
worst thing that can happen to ayettymama- trey songz releases a statement confessing he's gay- ayettymama becomes a nun! |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 10:49pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
FL Gators: No. I am really nice, just don't take me too serious. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:51pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
ElRazur:I really dont. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by baybbootz(f): 10:52pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
No. I am really niceruns to get a gun. your nice? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 10:54pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz: I'm even more surprised that FLGators have over 12k worth of post. WTF what she hardly says is "Lol" and "LWKMD". Off course I am nice. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by baybbootz(f): 10:58pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Off course I am nice.Then the sun shines at night. Ive never seen you nice to anyone except PWEETY and AYETTY.lol |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 11:00pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz: That hurts. I am not a horrible person, however I will debate fiercely if I believe something is right. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by baybbootz(f): 11:01pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
WTF what she hardly says is "Lol" and "LWKMD".We should have a debate then. FGlators and ELRAZ who is nicer? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz:FL Gators. @EL Razur While you're being surprised , can you plz drop dead? rotfl jk |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 11:03pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Twice you have said that. Once last night and now here again. Omo ki lo de. Mi o kin se Da Grin joo. I aint about to die. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:04pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 11:06pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
baybbootz:4 d record he actually called me 'ugly' on more dan 3 occasions. |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:09pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
bk/babe99: You love me, don't you? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 11:11pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Pweety4me: That was a typo. I meant to call you FUGLY [ffuucking + Ugly = Fugly] |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 11:14pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
ElRazur: |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by ElRazur: 11:17pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Pweety4me: Just relax. Just fuccking with you. I really think you are hawtt. You are coming to the BBQ right? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by Pweety4me(f): 11:19pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
ElRazur:Does it matter? |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by THEAMAKA(f): 11:19pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
@ FL i love you, you made my day. hahahahaha. . . |
Re: Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen To These Nairalanders by bkbabe99: 11:21pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
michelin89: you bet i do. who can resist a big headed, flat bootie, aggressive, bleaching Nigerian chic that works the Red light district on the meanest streets of Milan?!!! bAby, I wont stop till we get married!!! |
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