1. Chic2pimp - Having his primary school pictures posted on NL

2. Dayokanu - Having all female children

3. Chamtoex - Going to an all male private school

4. ~Sauron~ - Being locked inside a room with a se//x-starved gay man

5. El Razur - Being forced to be nice for one day or have his balls cut off

6. tope2000 - Waking up to a flat chest

7. Davidylan - Being diagnosed with amnesia, forgetting everything he has learned about the bible

8. EzeUche/OnlyTruth/ mekussxxx - Waking up one day to a Yoruba wife

9. Busy_body - Having yabaleft closed down for a month

10. Mr. Crackles - Being chained to a chair, eye taped open and forced to watch  Nollywood movies for 24hrs

11. ~Sissy~ - Living in an anti-babies society [that would devastate her]

13. Ohsis - Having no connection to her village and people

14. Mukina2 - Living in an anti-Islam society

15. na2day? - Being deported to a all male society

16. Iice - Being forced to act like a typical girl/woman lol

17. Chiogo - No more basketball, no basketball league

18. Debosky - Waking up a single man again

19. 4Play -  Suddenly all women are size A bosoms, what happened?!!!

20. Bawomolo- Having all his extra-skinny jeans stolen


Add your own, I guess. . . .

Hehe funny . . .

I am nice though. In fact, I am very nice. I just stay put when I feel there is a good reason to.

^Your 2 9ice i just hope ur personality matches ur face.

Get your arse on YIM. Get your on arse FB etc. The proof is in the pudding abi how them take talk am?

I'm an alien don't u know?

[size=16pt]Amaka, waking up in the middle of the night and finding 190 on her bed! (priceless)
baybbootz, waking up one morning and seeing 190 on her right tites (Outstanding)
Platimunk, waking up one morning and seeing 190 in the same bed with her and she completely naked (excellent)
mama-gee, waking up one morning,having a shower and outta no where mistakenly uses 190 boxers as a towel on her entire body, (cool)
Googles, waking up one morning and finding her body all creamed with strawberry and 190 licking em all up from head to toe (dreams)[/size]

more to follow

FL GATORS: WAKING UP, LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND FINDS OUT SHE LOOKS GOOD

THE AMAKA: LEARNING TO SHUT HER BIG MOUTH; BEGS BK/BABE 99 TO MARRY HER!!

PLATINUMK: WAKES UP AND REALIZES SHE HAS A FLAT BOOTIE AND A-CUP bosoms. . . . and is suddenly head ova heels in luv wit SEFAGGOT SEFAGO

MEKUYYSXXZZ: REALIZES, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, HE LOVES YOURBAS AND DESPISES IBOS!!!

EZEUCHE/DEDE1/EZIACHI, WILY-WILY, MENTAL-gong: SUDDENLY HAVE A GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE (we're gonna have to wait till eternity 4 dat one)

AYETTY MAMA: SUDDENLY BECOMES STICK THIN, STARTS HITTING THE GYM AND GIVES UP FATTY FOODS

ABEKEADE08: STOPS USING STEROIDS AND LETS NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE

SJEEZY: WAKES UP AND REALIZES HE'S NO LONGER A DENZEL WASHIGTON LOOK-A-LIKE. . . . NOW HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DEDE1 (or Ojukwu)

SEFAGO: LEARNS HOW TO STOP KISSING FL GATOR'S MANLY ASZZ

ONLYTRUTH: GOES INTO COURT, PLACES HANDS ON BIBLE, SWEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH; IN THE DISTANCE, THUNDER RUMBLES AND ONLYTRUTH GETS STRUCK BY 10 GAZILLION BOLTS OF LIGHTNING. . . . HIS PLEDGE TO TELL THE TRUTH WAS ALSO, AS USUAL,  A LIE!!!!

MAMAGEE: MISTAKENLY PUTS UP HER "REAL" PIC, WORLD SEES SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE TPIA. . . WE NEVER HEAR FROM HER AGAIN!!!

MICHELIN: (SCROLL BACK UP TO FL GATORS!!!!)

baybbootz, waking up one morning and seeing 190 on her right tites (Outstanding)

your so naughty. . Id stab u tho, no one jokes with ma babies.

190, discovering that 190 and unban 190 have been banned for life,and he can not open another account
STUDIO CFR, knowing that being funny has been baned
D1kereleva,if I close my account

bk/babe99:


FL GATORS: WAKING UP, LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND FINDS OUT SHE LOOKS GOOD





ABEKEADE08: STOPS USING STEROIDS AND LETS NATURE TAKE IT'S COURSE

LWKMD

Abe using Steroids?

baybbootz:

your so naughty. . Id stab u tho, no one jokes with ma babies.

190, discovering that 190 and unban 190 have been banned for life,and he can not open another account
STUDIO CFR, knowing that being funny has been baned
D1kereleva,if I close my account

rotflmao

lol @ the comments

@EL Razur
In your mind, you're the nicest guy here

worst thing that can happen to ayettymama- trey songz releases a statement confessing he's gay- ayettymama becomes a nun!

FL Gators:



@EL Razur
In your mind, you're the nicest guy here

No. I am really nice, just don't take me too serious.

ElRazur:

No. I am really nice, just don't take me too serious.

I really dont.

No. I am really nice

runs to get a gun. your nice?

baybbootz:

runs to get a gun. your nice?

I'm even more surprised that FLGators have over 12k worth of post. WTF what she hardly says is "Lol" and "LWKMD".



Off course I am nice.

Off course I am nice.

Then the sun shines at night. Ive never seen you nice to anyone except PWEETY and AYETTY.lol

baybbootz:

Then the sun shines at night. Ive never seen you nice to anyone except PWEETY and AYETTY.lol

That hurts. I am not a horrible person, however I will debate fiercely if I believe something is right.

WTF what she hardly says is "Lol" and "LWKMD".

We should have a debate then. FGlators and ELRAZ who is nicer?

baybbootz:

We should have a debate then. [b]FGlators [/b]and ELRAZ who is nicer?

FL Gators.

@EL Razur
While you're being surprised , can you plz drop dead? rotfl jk

Twice you have said that. Once last night and now here again. Omo ki lo de. Mi o kin se Da Grin joo. I aint about to die. 

lol

baybbootz:

Then the sun shines at night. Ive never seen you nice to anyone except PWEETY and AYETTY.lol

4 d record he actually called me 'ugly' on more dan 3 occasions.

bk/babe99:

MICHELIN: (SCROLL BACK UP TO FL GATORS!!!!)

You love me, don't you?

Pweety4me:

4 d record he actually called me 'ugly' on more dan 3 occasions.

That was a typo. I meant to call you FUGLY [ffuucking + Ugly = Fugly]

ElRazur:

That was a typo. I meant to call you FUGLY [ffuucking + Ugly = Fugly]

Pweety4me:

Just relax. Just fuccking with you. I really think you are hawtt. You are coming to the BBQ right?

ElRazur:

Just relax. Just fuccking with you. I really think you are hawtt.  You are coming to the BBQ right?

Does it matter?

michelin89:

You love me, don't you?

you bet i do. who can resist a big headed, flat bootie, aggressive, bleaching Nigerian chic that works the Red light district on the meanest streets of Milan?!!! bAby, I wont stop till we get married!!!